The Guild Member Next Door - Volume 1.1
#01. ㅈi9 stars
Let’s save people, they’re going to die if we keep doing this.
The fan spinning with a whining sound only blew out hot air. A closed office with no air conditioning in the middle of summer like this. This was employee abuse. Yeowoon sighed and opened her messenger program in the lower right corner.
(Ad) A hot day like today! It will freeze my heart… .
Now everything makes people sad. Why is it that the only ones who contact me first every time are advertising texts? It’s about making some proper friends. He opened a group chat room and sent a message expressing boredom.
Did you guys eat lunch?
No, I want to eat pizza
Oh fuck, I ate so much, I can starve until tomorrow.
Manager, how can you finish this piece of shit in one day?? Can you do it?
When you go out drinking, you pretend not to know and you’re afraid they’ll hit you and make you pay for it.
lol
Still, you are better than Lee Yeo-woon. I saw that guy before and he had savings.
A murder contract.
? Haha, it’s just an emergency fund, but they’re pretending it’s savings.
Ugh, I’m going to make a new one for you too^^
thief
do
Once again, I realize that now is work time. Those who cannot be contacted after six in the evening read messages faster than anyone else at this hour.
Hey, where did you download the resignation letter form?
Oh wait, I bought a car haha
Do you have a lot of money?
Oh, thank you. Thanks to you, I calm down… .
‘I’m bored.’
There was a chat room that caught Yeowoon’s eyes as he was spinning the mouse wheel meaninglessly on the monitor. The saved name of the person I was talking to was ‘Business Partner’.
‘I’m bored. Would you like to talk to me first for the first time in a while?’
Yeowoon double-clicked the chat room to open it and placed his hands on the keyboard.
Are you still sleeping?
I pressed Enter to send the message, but the ‘1’ next to the speech bubble did not disappear. The ‘business partner’, if he was up, was usually someone who would give answers like a knife. Yeo-woon, who had been waiting for a reply for a while, guessed that his ‘business partner’ was still sleeping.
I didn’t fix the air conditioner today either.
Remember that the deadline is today?
I won the bet haha.
I was smiling in the text, but in reality I couldn’t smile at all because it was so hot. Boss, is it such a waste of money to fix the air conditioner? It would have been nice if he had valued his life as much. Yeowoon picked up her cell phone, which was connected to her charger, and opened the banking app. She then deposited an additional 30,000 won into the ‘murder contract savings account’ and after looking at the accumulated amount for a while, she put down her cell phone.
“I’m having trouble saving money… .”
I took a deep breath and looked up at the clock on my phone. It was just past one o’clock. What time is it now and I’m still sleeping? It was such an enviable life. She lingered, leaning back in her chair, sagging like a sloth.
“… … hot.”
I’m hot, sleepy, hungry and tired. If this isn’t beggar, what is? I really want to go home. I want to quit my job. I wanted to go home and play games to my heart’s content, but when I got sleepy, I wanted to lie down and sleep.
“Chief Lee.”
“ah!”
At the sound of a voice coming from behind, Yeowoon hurriedly hit the Escape key repeatedly and closed the chat window. When she stiffly turned her head, Assistant Manager Kim was grinning, wiping her sweat-soaked face with the back of his hand.
“Sir?”
“what’s the matter? “What were you doing?”
“Oh, no. It’s a surprise… .”
“Why are you surprised?”
“… Wow, that’s surprising. “Me?”
Yeowoon smiled calmly and swiveled his chair around. I’m sure you didn’t see the contents of the chat room. If the plan to kill the boss is discovered, the image of a healthy, polite, and upright elite that has been built so far will be destroyed.
“Here’s Chief Lee’s coffee.”
… … Maybe you didn’t see it?
“Haha, thank you… .”
Yeowoon smiled awkwardly and accepted the coffee he offered with both hands. When Assistant Manager Kim took the coffee he offered, ice rattled inside the disposable cup. The water droplets that had formed on the surface of the cup flowed down and wet my palm.
“You haven’t had lunch yet, right? “Are you okay?”
“I felt a little bloated today. “At times like this, I vomit everything I eat.”
“Oh my, what can I do with a man so sickly?”
“Haha, I’m a bit weak in summer.”
So, fix the air conditioner, fuck… . Yeowoon muttered to himself.
“I’m not feeling well. Would coffee be okay on an empty stomach?”
“Yes, it’s okay.”
“You usually don’t even eat breakfast. “If you take caffeine on an empty stomach, throw it out.”
“Thank you for your concern.”
“This chief will then die.”
I think it would be better to pass out from heat stroke than to feel sick from the coffee.
“I got death insurance.”
“Do you like that?”
“Because I haven’t died yet.”
“That’s right. “Let me know later if it’s okay.”
Assistant Manager Kim was laughing and flapping his shirt, wondering what was so funny. Judging by his bright red face, he seemed to be quite hot just as much as me. How could the air conditioner break down in such a hot summer? I felt like I was being steamed alive in a boiling pot.
“But what do you do after work these days?”
“Me? “I exercise.”
“work out? … Oh, are you still going swimming?”
“yes.”
“Hey… . everyday?”
“yes.”
At Yeowoon’s answer, he narrowed his eyes and muttered, “I guess that’s not all.”
‘… … ‘You’re a ghost, how can you be so perceptive?’
Actually, I do exercise, but I can’t do it consistently every day. The life of an office worker was like that.
“Because the swimming pool is closed on Mondays… .”
“… … .”
“I was too tired the day before yesterday so I couldn’t go.”
“… … .”
“I sometimes take weekends off.”
“… Hmm.”
“Uh, something suddenly happened yesterday too… .”
In the end, the answer was that I couldn’t go more than once or twice a week.
“Chief Lee.”
“… … .”
“I know everything.”
Hearing those words, I felt a bit unfair. She wasn’t originally meant to be like this. I usually exercise pretty diligently, but this week was a total disaster… .
“But I’m really going today. “I also brought a swimsuit.”
“No… , I’m not talking about that.”
“yes?”
He grinned and made a sinister expression at Yeo-woon, who was speaking gibberish. The face that seemed to know something only made me feel even more uncomfortable.
“Chief Lee! “Didn’t you find a lover?”
“… … yes?”
Yeo-woon’s eyes were just blank. She had no idea how to react to Assistant Manager Kim’s words. What kind of lover suddenly appeared to me… . I don’t even have time to make something like that.
“I’m so obsessed with that. “Nowadays, whenever Manager Lee gets off work, he quickly packs his bags and leaves.”
“… … .”
“I know it when I see it. “After all, you have a lover, right?”
“No, it’s not… .”
Yeowoon closed his eyes with a troubled look on his face. She really didn’t have a lover, but she was a bit reluctant to tell the truth.
My image at the company is that of a flawless and healthy young man, but to say that I play games at the level of an addict is a bit… . If I said that I only played games in my free time as a hobby, I would often be looked at as if I was pathetic.
Yeowoon’s hobby was playing online MMORPG games. The game he plays, ‘Illusion’, was in the Summer Festival event for two weeks ago, and you had to log in for at least three hours a day to receive rewards.
In addition, in order to do guild quests for limited items, I had to rush out as soon as it was time to get off work. Especially these days, it is the student vacation season, so if you don’t do this, you are likely to fall further behind in the event rankings. Actually, I wasn’t that interested in rankings, but there was one item I really wanted to have among the items from this event, so I had no choice.
“Pretty?”
“You mean there isn’t one?”
“You don’t have a lover?”
“Yes, there is none.”
“no way… … .”
“Really… .”
“Oh, or I knew it! “It’s just a relationship?”
He snapped his fingers and had a faint smile on his face. Yeo-woon tried to suppress the frown that kept on her face. It’s flirty and flirty. Why is this guy so interested in other people’s dating situations? .
“If I want to marry my lover, I need to save up a lot of money. huh?”
“haha… .”
I shouldn’t become a boss like that in the future. I need to resign before something like that happens. Even though Yeo-woon was inwardly scolded, she showed off her inherent social skills and just smiled shyly and shook her head.
Tiring!
“… … .”
“… … .”
The assistant manager’s interrogation was stopped for a moment by a sound coming from the monitor. The two people’s eyes returned to the monitor.
Earth weather><
“What business?”
Assistant Manager Kim asked in a puzzled voice. My blood ran cold at the unexpected situation. I usually turn off the sound, but it seemed like it was turned on because I touched something wrong earlier.
Wake up now
He couldn’t make any excuses and seemed to have realized the situation right away in the cold atmosphere, smiling slyly and tapping Yeowoon on the shoulder.
“girl friend?”
“… … no.”
“The emoticon is so cute. “You’re younger?”
“not… .”
“Are you really a college student?”
“Oh, no.”
Tiring!
Haha, I woke up a little late today because classes were canceled.
“Wow, you’re a college student.”
Stop, stop… .
Tiring!
Has the air conditioner been fixed yet? Honey, I feel sorry for you.
Please stop… .
The air conditioner is perfect at my house right now. Do you want to come over?
“You’re my girlfriend.”
“It’s not… .”
“That’s right.”
“Because it’s not.”
“But why is the saved name a business partner?”
“… … .”
“Look, I have nothing to say! Are you trying to communicate confidently even while working?”
“that… .”
“Wow, Chief Lee has become brave. huh? It’s a problem with kids these days. Wow, they use all those tricks. Interesting, huh? Right, Chief Lee?”
“… … .”
“Huh? I’m not scolding you. “Why is your face so white?”
Fucked. Rumors will spread. Cold sweat was running down my back. Yeowoon shook his head vigorously and expressed his opinion once again.
“Great, sir! This isn’t really my girlfriend. “We’re just friends!”
“It’s funny. “Does your friend just call you ‘honey’?”
“A friend who calls me that as a joke… “Yes.”
ruined. She was no longer listening.
‘Even if it were me, I wouldn’t believe it.’
There are usually no friends like that. Not without it. My lips became dry. Assistant Manager Kim hummed a song that started with “Hello” and took out a toothbrush from the drawer. I muttered to the back of his head a few times that it wasn’t true, but he was ignored.
‘Wouldn’t it be unfair if my girlfriend got hit, she’s not even a woman… .’
The arrow of resentment was directed at someone else. Yeowoon opened a chat window with his ‘business partner’ and started typing in anger.
When you wake up, eat well.
The 1 next to the speech bubble quickly disappeared. You are watching the chat room in real time.
I ordered rice
blanket
Hahahahahahahahahaha It’s so hot that I came to the training center?
blanket
Poor haha
Then come visit my house.
My room right now is like Antarctica. It’s so cold.
“Why is he asking me to come over to his house every chance he gets these days… ?”
It’s too persistent to just be taken as a joke. No matter what I said, all I could say was to meet up, but I was reluctant because I had never had an offline meeting with someone I met in a game, and I had no intention of going out in the future. It would be better for both parties to end a relationship they met online online.
I saw it last week on I Want to Know That, and if you do it wrong, you might lose your organs and lose your sight… . He might not know either. After watching that broadcast, I decided again. Off-group gatherings don’t go out even if you die.
Do not joke
joke? I’m serious lol
He said he was curious about my house.
Not you, your cat
Can you at least show me a picture?
(emoticon)
Yeowoon sent a peach emoticon with sparkling eyes and clothes falling down. The earnest look on her face made her feel weak, so she didn’t know if she would send him a picture of the cat.
Why are you taking a picture of my baby? Come and take a look.
You ㅡㅡ
This time too, it was a failure. It’s already been 6 months since I’ve been begging to see a picture of a cat with a soft cat sound every time I use my voice. I couldn’t figure out why they didn’t tell me their name or fur color.
At that time, my arm rested on the chair. When I turned around in surprise, Assistant Manager Kim, who I had been talking to earlier, had a rotten look on his face, had a toothbrush in his mouth, and was muttering with incorrect pronunciation.
“I’m jealous. “It’s over. Just go home?”
“… … .”
“Mr. Yeok, you’re screwed.”
“no!”
“It’s a shame, I have to do Kalte again today, Kalte King, Chief.”
“It’s not like that… .”
“huh? Are you doing calte today?”
“… … I’m going to do it, but… . Just listen to what I have to say. please.”
“Hmph. I’m going to brush my teeth. “Love is so good!”
He smiled softly, picked up the toothbrushing cup, and walked away. After all, he was famous for being the soft-spoken person in the office. The thought that he is ruined fills his mind.
Don’t text me;
lol? He sent it first… .
Then don’t call me honey.
You just said that you are not that person haha. Are you mistaken?
Anywayㅠㅠ; Other people mistake you for a lover… . I almost got scolded just now
What haha then change the save name.
Already changed
What is that saved?
account
uh?
why?
??Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“… … ?”
Why is this funny? Isn’t it okay? Yeowoon frowned as she looked at the chat window filled with ㅋ for a long time.
Why are you laughing?
They don’t even let me smile
Is it funny?^^
Yes haha, thinking about the situation where I got caught makes me sick to my stomach.
Take medicine^^
It’s not that boat
I know^^;
Hahahahahahahahahahaha business partnerㅠ
“… … .”
What is your business partner? Then what should I change? I can’t save it as a mother… . Yeowoon glared at her monitor with her sullen face and let out a faint sigh. She’ll probably have to change her name again. What would be better?
But you’re our lover
Uh ㄲㅈ
ㅠㅠWounds… Honey, is our relationship just a joke? We break up.
blanket
ㄷㄷ Am I embarrassed?
yep
ㅠㅠAm I annoyed?
ㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇ
lol
But you still like me
“… … .”
Again, I got caught so I didn’t say anything>ㅅ<
“On what basis are you saying this?” .”
shocking. I felt this every time, but he was a guy full of self-love. Or maybe they’ll go crazy because they enjoy making fun of me.
“It’s really not at all?”
Yeowoon repeatedly raised and lowered the mouse wheel and tiptoed his toes. The conversation went like this every day. Why is he really like this? Is this normal? Are other gaming couples usually like this? I don’t know why we’re talking like this when we’re not really dating. However, if I confessed these concerns, I felt like I was the only one in trouble.
You’re so fucking annoying haha. You’re such a fucking annoying man.
Analysis – I really fucking like you, but I got caught and it’s annoying.
lol
Ugh… I laugh because I got caught.
ㅠㅠ
Ugh… Crying because I got caught
It’s so dirty. Normally, I would just chew on it at this point, but today I’m particularly bored, so I’m just going to deal with it for a bit. Just as I was killing time by telling meaningless jokes, the office door opened and I heard a pleasant voice.
“hello. “I’m here to repair the air conditioner.”
“Oh, hello!”
Behind him, the illusion of pure white archangel wings fluttering unfolded. I guess the boss didn’t want to die by my hands today! Congratulations on extending your lifespan. Yeowoon was so excited that he kicked off his chair and stood up.
Driver, come. I’ll come back and fix the air conditioner!
He quickly left the room, and less than a minute later, a small message preview window appeared at the bottom of the desktop along with a ringing sound.
Brother, you remember the bet you made with me, right?
***
It was almost a year ago that my relationship with the store name ‘Client’ began. Moreover, he wasn’t that friendly at first, and his relationship with the guy wasn’t that good.
Yeowoon has always liked games since elementary school. She began by secretly taking coins out of the change piggy bank placed in the living room and going to the local arcade to play. In middle school, she played mobile games that were popular among her friends, and by chance she started playing online games in high school. So she played various games and when she was preparing for her job, she came across Illusion. And she stayed with the game ever since.
Illusion was not a game with a solid user base for no reason. The guild system was exceptionally well-functioning and even events were active. In addition, since it is a game specialized in character decoration, there were often people who played the game just for the sake of coordination. It was a fun game with users of all ages and active transactions.
‘Should I try joining a guild too?’
One day, that thought suddenly occurred to me. Even in other games, Yeowoon mainly played solo, and because of that, she rarely joined a proper guild.
Illusion was a game where it was difficult to progress through the story without hunting for all classes. When I worked hard to level up and was about to change my first job, I heard that without a guild, the higher the level, the more difficult it would be to advance. So, to get the hunting buff, I joined a guild that was always recruiting guild members, but since the guild master did not log in consistently, the guild members left one after another, ending up as a ghost guild.
‘If I’m going to do this, should I just create a one-person guild and do it alone?’
I thought about that for a moment, but quickly gave up. This is because the difference in hunting buffs depending on guild level was quite large. If you were going to create a one-person guild, it would have been better to just play like this without joining any guild.
In order to save the guild again, Yeowoon went into the party matching window and took a quick look to see if there was anyone currently recruiting guild members.
party matching
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[The Moon Breaker’s Party]
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1 2 3 4 … 9 10 ▷
In the party matching window, there were numerous part-time parties that went around various trading rooms and dungeons for you. While scrolling through party matching by pressing the arrows in reverse order starting from page 15, a guild recruitment post caught my eye.
“Shall we do it here?”
Without thinking, Yeowoon clicked the ‘Join Party’ button. When the party leader accepted Yeowoon’s participation in the party, a mini map showing the party status appeared in the upper left corner of the screen. That was the incident that started everything.
There are a total of two party members. They were ‘Captain Poseidon’ and ‘ㅈi9 Star’, a max level Night Spear. Joining the party was easy. You can join by simply clicking on the party and joining the party button.
‘neutaaaa has joined the party.’
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅎㅇㅎㅇ
ㅈi9 Star was the party leader who accepted the party. Yeo-woon thought this person was the guild master, so he put on his courtesy and greeted him.
[Party]neutaaaa: Hello!
[Party] neutaaaa: I’m trying to join the guild.
Until then, I had no interest in guilds or in-game names, so I had no idea what the Poseidon Guild was. This means that he was completely unaware of the numerous rumors about Poseidon.
Earth Star looked at the party window, figured out where Yeo Woon was, and moved straight there. Another party member, Captain Poseidon, was silent as he was probably underwater.
Through the world mini map, a blue silhouette indicating a party member was approaching. Yeowoon, who was sitting on her floor, jumped up and jumped, preparing to greet the Earth Star.
However, the Earth Star that appeared in front of Yeo-woon stopped in place and just looked at Yeo-woon for a long time. I said hello earlier, should I say it again? The moment Yeowoon tried to speak first, a speech bubble appeared above Earth Star’s head.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Why are you my boyfriend… .thief
[Party]neutaaaa: ?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅇㅅㅇ?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Did you come without seeing the party introduction?
Party introduction? Was there such a thing? Yeowoon went back into the party matching window, found the guild recruitment post, and clicked on it. When I clicked on the party title, a join button and an introduction to the party set up by the user appeared, and it seemed to be talking about that.
The introduction was simple and clear.
‘200LV↑/Access rate↑/Interview o/Do daily quests/Must attend ranking match’
Actually, I didn’t know there was a condition because I didn’t read it in detail. I joined the guild for the first time after I announced my intention to join. Although everyone has now escaped and become a ghost guild. Among the conditions set forth by the guild, I was able to confirm that the conditions did not meet the level, even if I did not know anything else. Because Yeowoon had just passed level 120.
[Party] neutaaaa: Ah, I saw it nowㅠㅠ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Haha
[Party] neutaaaa: Too bad… ㅜㅜ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Yes haha
[Party]neutaaaa: But
[Party] neutaaaa: I think I’ll hit level 200 soon.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hahaha?
[Party] neutaaaa: I reached level 50 in one day, isn’t it cool?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ??
[Party] neutaaaa: I stayed up all night
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ?
[Party] neutaaaa: Level Nego doesn’t work hahaha
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ????????
It was just a joke. However, Earth Star did not seem to be generous enough to accept such a joke. The person I was talking to didn’t react very well, so it ended up being an embarrassing situation for no reason. The moment I took a lick of my appetite and hovered over the party withdrawal button, a speech bubble appeared above Earth Star’s head.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Do you like me?
“… … ?”
[Party] ㅈi9Star: LOL
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hey
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Why do you keep following me?
“… … Eh?”
Who follows who? … I? Him?
Yeowoon had nothing to say and looked at the monitor for a while. Since she didn’t answer, the Earth Star laughed again, ‘Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.’
[Server] ㅈi9 Star: 3ch >neutaaaa< Whoever gets the fastest kill wins 100 million
“uh… ?”
What situation is this? The message was different in color from the previous one. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that Earth Star used a server microphone. Looking at the text in front of the bold text, I saw that the server microphone had sent the same message to all servers.
[Whispering] Mustard Ketchup Chicken Rice: Huh?
[Whispering] Berry Strawberry: Where are you?
[Whispering] Mustard Ketchup Chicken Rice: Huh?
[Whispering] Atil: What did you do wrong again?
[Whispering] Mustard Ketchup Chicken Rice: Huh?
[Whispering] Mustard Ketchup Chicken Rice: Huh?
[Whispering] Mustard Ketchup Chicken Rice: Huh?
People I didn’t know started sending me whispers. In the guild zone, there is a system in place where users can hit and kill each other without applying for PVP. Additionally, if you die in the guild zone, you will receive a death penalty unless you possess the ‘Token of Resurrection’ item.
Not long after the whispers poured in, users with rainbows wrapped all over their bodies flew in and began to beat up the afterglow. When he heard the sound of her brilliant strike, Yeowoon hurriedly took her potion and tried to run out of the guild zone. He pressed the right arrow key, but was tied up and beaten because of the user who used the binding skill.
‘He died. Would you like to be resurrected in a village near you?’
Yeo-woon looked at the screen in fascination after seeing that his character’s eyes had turned into X’s and some of his experience points had been lost due to the death debuff.
[All] Berry Strawberry: Oops, I died^^v
[All]Donor: ?
[All] 101112: Oh, it’s late, Kavi
“What, I’m really dead?”
Yeowoon muttered absently. In an instant, I couldn’t quite understand what had happened to me.
[All]Donor: Berry dog/bird hahaha
[All] Donor: Hey, I shaved off all of that person’s blood.
[All] Donner: He only hit the last hit haha.
[All] ㅈi9 stars: ㅇㅅㅇ haha
[All] Donor: Wow, no matter how much I think about it, this isn’t it.
[All] Donor: If you have a conscience, resign yourself.
[All] Berry Strawberry: I was the last one to hit it lol I was the first to arrive
[All] Donor: You’re leaving because there’s no evidence?
[All] Berry Strawberry: ㅇㅉ Then you shouldn’t have worked harder and hit it last?
[All] Donor: Hey then
[All] Donor: Let’s split it 7:3. I am 7 you are 3
[All]Donor: Deal?
Donner and Berry Strawberry were making a deal with Yeowoon’s death. Yeo Woon, the person involved, said nothing.
[All] Berry Strawberry: It sounds like dill haha.
[All] Berry Strawberry: If I report no manners with this, only my name will appear in the log.
[All] Berry Strawberry: Then I’m the only one who eats the sanctions haha.
[All] Berry Strawberry: Then isn’t it just a benefit to you?
[All] Donor: LOL Are you doing the illusion for a day or two?
[All] Donor: You won’t be sanctioned for something like this, you idiot;
[All] Berry Strawberry: Yes, no, the beginner kill is a non-sale warning^^ Since it is subject to sanctions, I will entrust the kill contract haha.
[All] Donor: Yes, no~^^
[All] Berry Strawberry: It’s okay ^^ Is your brain like udon noodles?
[All] Donor: Yes, your face~
[All]Berry Strawberry: Yes.
[All] Donor: Earth Star, who will receive it like this? You can decide;;
[All] ㅈi9 stars: Haha, you two should come to an agreement >_<
[All] Berry Strawberry: LOL I like it LOL
[All] Donor: Come on!
As soon as the Earth Star jumped up and out of range, Doner and Berry Strawberry suddenly started fighting among themselves. Brilliant skills and double insults were poured onto the map, and Yeowoon’s character was seen as a useless corpse in the middle of them. Among the flashy characters, my character with the title [Just beyond the beginner level] seemed pitiful today.
[All] Green Tea Latte: Oh, kinda; Don’t fight in the center!!!! I almost died on the road.
[All] Dadfather: The guild zone is a fight on a stupid day. I think it’s better here than fighting in Sasage haha.
[All] Dark Flame Dragon: Another day
“… … .”
I’m the one who died, so why are they fighting? Yeowoon could only laugh and watch the two fight.
[All] Berry Strawberry: Haha, weak things always talk a lot
The fight that lasted for a long time ended with Berry Strawberry’s victory.
[All] ㅈi9star: Please send the kill verification image to earth1010@ssmail.com
[All] Berry Strawberry: Yes~~~
“Really what? “The guy who killed me is really getting paid?”
It was so absurd that I just laughed. I’ve seen people killing each other and dying in the guild zone a few times, but I never thought I’d be the target.
[Party] neutaaaa: Hey… .
[Party] neutaaaa: I think there is some misunderstanding.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: What misunderstanding?
[Party] neutaaaa: I didn’t follow you… ㅜㅜ
The afterglow was unfair. He’s even the first user I’ve seen today. Do you think it makes sense to suddenly kill someone like this without giving them time to resolve the misunderstanding? But the Earth Star laughed again, ‘Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk’.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Looking at the character, I saw that it was created yesterday.
[Party] neutaaaa: I’m level 120?
[Party] Ji9 Byul: Looks like you stayed up all night haha
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hey
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Aren’t you tired of doing this every time you join the alt cast?
[Party] neutaaaa: Alt… No, I saw it… .
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I saw it, but why is it like this lol
“It’s real, it’s a dog.”
Without even realizing it, a curse came out. How was this raised… . He was a character I raised with great care by giving him cash items and adding options to his armor, but when he belittled me by calling him a scoundrel, my murderous will rose up. I don’t know where you are so quick to judge that he is an alt.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: LOL
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Just say you like me
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I will understand leniently and move onㅠㅠ
[Party] neutaaaa: I hate it;
Am I crazy? Even if I die, I can’t do that.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hahahahahahahaha
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Otherwise, I don’t know why you would be so persistent… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Why are you living?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: What an obsessive dog you are
[Party] ㅈi9Star: It’s good if you get caught once and join, but not if it doesn’t work out.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Isn’t that how you feel?
“Oh.”
Yeowoon felt a little stung by those words. It was true that she brought up the story in case she was on the level. But she didn’t think this was what he was saying, so she decided to listen a little more.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Without effort to level up
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Do you think that everything will be resolved if you insist on signing up with a new alt every time?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Don’t live like that.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Your life is pitiful haha
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Do you want to ride the bus while hearing this from someone you don’t even know?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: If it were me, I would have quit a long time ago haha.
“No shit, the batter… .”
Why are you typing so fast? I can’t see any room to intervene. As I was looking at the monitor in confusion for a while, the Earth Star split into pieces again, saying, ‘LOL.’
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Hahahahaha why aren’t you saying anything?ㅠㅠ Are you being stabbed?
It’s not that I was stabbed, it was that I couldn’t keep up with the speed of the horse. As I listened to what he said, it seemed like Earth Star had mistaken himself for someone else. Only then did Yeowoon come to his senses and ask what he was most curious about.
[Party] neutaaaa: How much time do you have to type?
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Faster than you
[Party]neutaaaa: Ah yes; IM jealous… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㄱㅅㄱㅅ If I fight with kids like you all the time, this will quickly happen!><
I’m not even angry anymore. The guy clearly misunderstood something. If you listen to him just a little bit, you’ll understand that that’s not the case, but he seems to be busy pouring out what he has to say one-sidedly. Yeowoon calmly took a deep breath and typed his words.
[Party]neutaaaa: Listen to me
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I can’t hear you, how can I hear you? LOL
[Party]neutaaaa: Then take a look;
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅇㅋ~ Talk about it
[Party] neutaaaa: Today is your first meeting with me.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Indeed hahahaha
[Party] neutaaaa: I was level 120 and wanted to join a guild, but I lost my experience because of you who was at max level.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Haha, it’s like the title of a light novel.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I guess you read often!
[Party] neutaaaa: Let’s do something… .
[Party] neutaaaa: I don’t know what happened to Earth Star so far, but
[Party] neutaaaa: Aren’t you saying too much to a good user based on your opinion without any basis? 🙂
In fact, I was going to say two things out of my mouth, but I couldn’t be the same person as the other person, so I decided to respond as calmly as possible. He even put on a smiling face at the end, so I think the other person would have calmed down a little.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: I give you a pico score of A ^^
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: But now with an acting score of F
[Party] ㅈi9 stars: Total score is F
Calm is shit. Typing speed has become faster. As it happened, the most recently saved stone pagoda was within the guild zone, so trying to resurrect and run away was of no use. It was right next to it. If I had known this would happen, I would have bought some warp capsules.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I’m at a loss for words again haha
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: You didn’t know I would come out like this? I guess you didn’t know
[Party] ㅈi9Star: It’s okay for a bastard like you to say something to me, but
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: If a ranker says one wrong word to a single user, he or she becomes a felon ㅜㅜ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hmm, I’m not the GM and I can swear a bitㅠㅅㅠ What are you saying… .
[Party] neutaaaa: You’re the one saying something right now, not me?
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Anmul
[Party]neutaaaa: Hey there
[Party] ㅈi9Star: What to do?
I couldn’t understand anything at all. Is this what it feels like to fight with an opinionated kindergartener?
[Party] neutaaaa: I’ll just leave… .
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Let me know what time you will be uploading your new work today~
What is the new work talking about? ? I had no idea what he was talking about.
“What the hell did I say?”
Yeowoon grumbled in anger. Buses, hogunis, I don’t know anything about that. My only crime is trying to join any guild. It’s true… .
[Party]neutaaaa: wlsWk ahtqhkTekrndy
[Party]neutaaaa: dksl
Why is it suddenly coming out in English? Yeowoon pressed her language switch key and then pressed her enter key again with her little finger. I was planning to repeat what I said earlier, but Earth Star struck first.
[Party]ㅈi9Star: Kor translation plz 🙁
[Party] neutaaaa: I really didn’t see the party introduction.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Thx 🙂
[Party] neutaaaa: Ha… .
If you swear twice, I would at least report you as a user with bad manners. There was no way to stop him from being sarcastic and sarcastic.
[Party] neutaaaa: I’m a newbie so I didn’t know much about the guild system.
[Party]neutaaaa: Really
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I didn’t know because I was a newbie ㅠㅠ <<Interpretation – It’s a game window, but I knew everything
[Party] neutaaaa: No?
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Interpretation – Caught Eunuch 1 shot
“… … .”
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Hahaha, you got stabbed, right?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I saw right through it, right?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅈㄴIs that accurate?
I should just play solo. Or just join any beginner guild! It was such a waste of time that I had to get my experience points deducted and have to listen to curses for no reason just because I was fooled by a crazy person.
[Party] neutaaaa: I’m really going out… . I was hoping to clear up the misunderstanding, but you don’t seem to have any intention of doing so.
[Party] neutaaaa: Please… .
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Haha, let’s leave because we got stabbed, right?
[Party]neutaaaa: ㄴ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Interpretation-ㅇ
Yeo-woon decided to muster up a thousand years of patience and forgive the guy just once. Just don’t deal with him. Chew your tongue while eating. I missed the bus, so I ran and smashed my phone. On his way out, he got hit on the head by a pigeon. I guess I should just act like I stepped on shit and leave the party.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Ah, Earth Star!
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Did you hit it? Why is it like this all of a sudden… .;;;
[Party] Captain Poseidon: English, wait a minute.
The person who was away at that time returned. I felt like I was going to say something, but I didn’t want to stay at this party anymore. Yeowoon flicked his middle finger at her monitor and immediately left the party.
‘neutaaaa has left the party.’
And as soon as he was revived from the stone pagoda, he ran blindly to the side, and soon after, the Earth Star appeared. Earth Star caught up with Yeo Woon’s character who was running through Dajjagojja Village.
‘Why so fast?’
The speed was such that my mouth fell open. It was an instant to catch up to this distance, as if there was a higher compatible version of the hand-closing skill.
‘Zero wave!’
Earth Star knocked Yeo Woon’s character away with a one-shot skill. There was a clicking sound and my character’s back was bent. A critical sign appeared at once, and then he died again and his experience points were reduced again.
‘He died. Would you like to be resurrected in a village near you?’
[All]neutaaaa: Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Oh my, what a mistake
Accidentally using a skill and hitting someone to death? That can’t be possible.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: When I call you that, you stop hahahaha
[Whispering] neutaaaa: Didn’t I call you?;;
[Whisper] Gi9 Star: Is that so?>_<
That’s right, you fucking bastard. Yeo-woon pressed the revive button on the nearby stone tower. And while she was running to the other side, something that looked like a fly flew out from behind like a rocket and landed in front of her. Yeowoon was astonished.
‘It’s almost the end of the map, but you caught up with my character so quickly?’
This would be impossible unless there was an expedient. Something was strange.
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: Let me clear up any misunderstandings for a moment!
[Whispering]neutaaaa: ??
Yeowoon stopped for a moment and wrote a question mark in the chat window. What a misunderstanding. There is no way there could be a misunderstanding between him and me.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Because of you, my position in the guild was loweredㅠ I feel sorry for you
The Earth Star made a motion of hitting the ground and crying. To my surprise, a faint smile spread across my lips.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Good good ^^
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: ?
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Nice ^^
I don’t know what it is, but I think it’s really good. Seeing as how he was so annoyed that he followed me here.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: It’s unlucky
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Praise ^^
I’ve never fought like an elementary school student like this in my life, but since the person I was dealing with was like an elementary school student, I started talking in this way without even realizing it. Isn’t there a saying, “An eye for an eye?”
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Stop using smiling emoticons ㄱ- I feel weird.
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: Gilma is still calling me trash. What are you going to do with this?
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Garbage << Say it’s right 🙂
It seems that the person who was diving earlier was the guild master. Then why did this guy who wasn’t even a Gilma get so irritated by being so quick? … … Anyway, that was none of my business. Feeling relieved, she moved the map to the right.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Yap
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Trash Punch><
However, the Earth Star seemed to not be tired as it followed my character and moved around, pummeling my character with a normal attack skill. What’s even more annoying is that, perhaps because he was at max level, he didn’t even get hit by five basic hits, but more than half of his health was lost, so he had to use a blood-like health potion.
When I managed to get out of the guild zone, I was able to escape the fear of PK. I don’t plan on setting foot near the guild zone for the time being.
‘Should I just move the channel somewhere else…’ .’
[Whispering] i9 star: Where are you going?
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Nim
[Whispering] Ji9 Byul: Where are you going?
[Whispering] Ji9 Byul: Hey, where are you going instead of talking?
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Nim
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Nim
[Whispering] ㅈi9Star: Just tell me that you liked me so much that you even dug my alt.
[Whispering] ㅈi9Star: Over there
[Whispering] i9star: Can you see my chat… .
“Why is he typing so fast… .”
The speed of chatting was as fast as speaking directly. It was almost at batting average, and it was impossible to understand unless it was written down in advance and then copied and pasted.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
At that time, a large friend request window appeared on the screen. A full-level nightspear flew around, boasting an afterimage effect. It seemed like a urging to quickly accept the friend request. Of course I refused.
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
I couldn’t go anywhere because of the friend requests that kept coming in. The persistent messages and friend request windows kept blocking my screen. Sometimes, one-on-one PVP windows and party invitation windows would pop up. After rejecting the incoming messages twenty times in a row, the Earth Star stopped flying around and stood in front of Yeo Woon’s character.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Over there;
Why are you upset? I couldn’t figure out his intentions. I just wanted you to leave the party gracefully, what more do you want?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: A kid?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: I have a lot of friends, so I don’t plan on being friends with him.
[Whispering] i9 star: This is ridiculous. Are you bragging about how many friends you have?
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: If you think about it that way, I have more friends than you.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Ah yes… .
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Since you keep not listening to me and trying to go somewhere, I don’t need to block the screen by putting something on it.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Ah… I see.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Sorry, I have nothing more to sayㅜㅜ
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Don’t follow me
[Whispering] Ji9 Byul: Then I won’t follow you, so please whisper to Gilma and tell her that you have made up with me!
[Whispering] i9 star: Let’s say I apologized!><
“what… .”
If you apologize, what’s the point of saying you did it?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Am I a kid?ㅠ
[Whispering] Gi9Star: No… . But since a while ago, you keep secretly pretending it was a typo… .
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Then you can’t do it secretly and openly.ㅠㅠ
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: … ?
The answer to a sarcastic person was to return it as is. The best way was not to deal with it, but even if I changed the channel, it somehow knew and kept following me.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: No, I really don’t understand.
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: Why on earth are you doing this to me?
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: Do you know me?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: That’s what I’m going to say
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: I’m the only one making weird people, and Pico is really… .
[Whisper]neutaaaa: ㄷㄷ? Maybe you don’t know what pico means… .
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: I know;
[Whispering]neutaaaa: What is it?
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Victim cosplay, what are you doing now;;
[Whispering] ㅈi9 Byul: Oh really, what should I do with my positionㅠ Give it back!!ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Whispering]neutaaaa: I guess that’s not my part-time job.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
It was difficult to play the game smoothly because of the annoyingly flying windows. Moreover, it followed me to the field and interfered with my hunting.
[Whispering] i9star: Trash punch!
Because he wiped out all the monsters on the map, the quest did not progress at all. I wanted to just knock down the Earth Stars flying here and there, but this wasn’t a guild zone and he was a max level user, so I couldn’t hit him.
‘How can I not do something like blocking?’
Even while looking around in the settings window, friend requests continued.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
Ah, it’s annoying. I really don’t feel like playing the game today because of the aggro. Yeowoon put down her headphones and pressed the power button on her console to turn off her computer completely.
***
When I logged back into the game the next day, new mail had arrived.
‘New mail has arrived. Please check your mailbox.’
I went to the village postman to check whether it was an event mail, and found that there were two mails in total, one from Captain Poseidon and one from ㅈi9 Star.
‘I don’t know what to say, but why did that guild master send me mail…? .’
Yeowoon first opened the mail that arrived from Captain Poseidon.
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[Received mail] |
Sender | : | Poseidon Captain |
title | : | . |
Hello, neutaaaa. I am the Poseidon Guild Master.
This is because I am worried that my guild member behaved rudely while I was doing some business yesterday. I should have intervened appropriately, but something suddenly came up and I am sorry for making you hear such harsh words while I was away.
Recently, there was a person who came into the guild with malicious intent, recklessly asked for a ride on a bus, and posted defamatory comments about our guild and its members. We are having trouble with some users who unilaterally find out the personal information and social media accounts of rankers within the guild, spread rumors, and even make malicious reports.
I know this is no excuse, but since many of the guild members were under stress, I think ㅈi9 Byul was acting a bit sensitive.
First of all, the guild member’s guild position has been temporarily suspended. I promised to raise my rank again after giving a sincere apology to neutaaaa, so if you feel relieved after receiving the apology from the guild member in question, I would appreciate it if you could send me a message or a whisper.
The mail was long enough to scroll down. After skimming over what was being said, Yeowoon began to think more.
“… Do people really have nothing to do? “How can a game like this reveal personal information?”
I never entered the illusion bulletin board unless it was time to obtain skill tree information, so I had no idea there was such a conflict. After reading the guild master’s mail, I felt like my dumbfounded mind had completely melted. It was different from the blue -haired chewy chewy who had followed the crazy way to talk about it.
“… “That happened.”
It’s good that even the guild master has common sense. Because it was an understandable reason, my heart naturally became generous. He could have done that if he had touched a sensitive spot. If I had said this earlier, I would have apologized and left. Yeowoon clicked on the next mail with a smile on her face. Her relaxed heart once again froze like a lake in the middle of winter.
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[Received mail] |
Sender | : | ㅈi9 stars |
title | : | read! |
Hello, this is Ji9 Byul! Yesterday I
say sorry
Because I don’t think I did it! sorry
I do it. I reflected… The thing that killed that person
I bow my head (–)(__) and apologize.
Well, we will become a good earth from now on! >_ㅇ
Attachment: Shiny Apple ×99
“… … “What is it, is he an elementary school student?”
No, even for an elementary school student, his vocabulary and spelling skills were serious. No matter how I look at it, I can’t help but think it was written like this on purpose. Also, why are the line breaks so weird? Yesterday, we talked just fine.
I looked at the mail for a long time and was able to figure out what he was really trying to say by reading the first letter.
‘I’m not sorry.’
“uh?”
effort! The scene where the character winked and said those words seemed to be vividly depicted before my eyes.
“… … under.”
Yeowoon, who had been sitting blankly for a while, burst out laughing as if it was absurd. He looked around and saw that he was someone who should not be let go like this. Since he followed me around like that yesterday and gave me such a shit, it must be such a bad thing if his guild position goes down. So you probably sent the mail as instructed, right?
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Hello!
When Yeowoon set Captain Poseidon as the target and sent a whisper, the message was sent. He too was currently logged into the game.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Ah, hello!
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: You are the person from yesterday, right?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: I saw your mail.
I felt like a student trying to tell the teacher something, but I couldn’t find a better way than this. Yesterday, it was more effective to go out in a reckless manner and match the level of the conversation than to try to have a calm conversation.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Did you get any more mail besides mine?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Ah yes… .
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Oh, that’s a good thing.
Is this really fortunate?
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Could you please tell him one thing?
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Of course!
[Whisper] neutaaaa: Please tell me that you received 99 shiny apples.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Yes?
[Whispering] neutaaaa: I took it to a tool store and sold it and earned 99 won. Thank you so much, I will use it to help with my household expenses^^
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: … .
Yes, this is not what you heard. But I don’t plan on swearing. If you look at it, this person was also a person who was caught in the middle and was suffering for no reason.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Are you saying that Earth Star has sent an item…? .?
[Whisper] neutaaaa: I sent the password using only the first letter, so it took a while to crack… .
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Wow
[Whispering]neutaaaa: ㅠㅠI guess you were trying to say sorry because there were 99 apples, right?
Captain Poseidon paused for a while before replying to Yeoun’s sarcasm.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: I’m sorry, but could you please forward that mail to me as is?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Yes haha
I was just waiting for these words.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: I sent you the mail^-^
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Thank you!
[Whisper]neutaaaa: I am more grateful^^
[Whisper] neutaaaa: I’m sorry for bothering you by inserting you in the middle.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Oh, don’t say anything ㅜㅜ
Please handle it well.
***
When Yeowoon pressed Esc while trading items at the village auction house, a character from each district appeared right in front of him. As if he had just arrived, a speech bubble appeared above his head.
[All] ㅈi9Star: Nim!!
It has come. I’m sure you heard something from Gilma, right? Are you trying to apologize to me? Yeowoon chuckled, the corner of her mouth hanging over her ear.
[All] ㅈi9 stars: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha really
[All] ㅈi9 Byul: Why are you doing this to meㅠ_ㅠ?
[All] ㅈi9Star: Do you know me?
It was obvious that he would be fuming. 꼴좋다, 개새끼… .
[All] ㅈi9Star: Do you know me?
[All]neutaaaa: Hahahaha no?
[All] ㅈi9 stars: Well done
[All] ㅈi9 Byul: Then let’s find out now!
‘Ji9 Star has applied for dating! Do you want to accept it?’
At that time, an information window appeared on the screen with a popping sound. Friend request sent by Earth Star… This is not it. Apply for fellowship?
“what… … ?”
[All]Halloween Eggplant: ? Why are you so crazy hahahaha
Below the information window, the Earth Star character was kneeling in front of my character and holding out a ring. And the [Poseidon] guild hanging above the Earth Star was shining brightly above the heads of other users.
[All] Park Hwi Bug: ??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
[All] Cat Meow Meow Meow: While eating ramen, I came to watch the planet apologize, and I wonder what happened… .
[All] Park Hwi Bug: What do you eat?
[All] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Yukgaejang Bowl Noodles!
[All] Park Hwibugae: Sounds delicious… . You know it needs to be undercooked.
[All] Cat Meow Meow Meow: You don’t know?
[All] Park Hwi Bug: It’s Laalmot.
The afterimage effect on the users who suddenly gathered around was very flashy. For no reason, I felt intimidated by the shiny characters standing next to my character.
[All] Wandu Wandya: Hahahaha, the Earth is so crazy. Yesterday, it was too much, and today it’s even worse.
[All] Wandu Wandya: Gapbun Proposal ㄷㄷ
[All] Captain Poseidon: … … .
[All] Park Hwi Bug: What should I do, Gilma is broken ㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[All] Halloween Eggplant: My capture button is broken. Can someone help me capture this?
[All] Cat cat cat: ㅇㅋ
[All]Halloween Eggplant: ㄱㅅㄱㅅ
Is this the cyberbullying we only heard about? It’s against the rules to bring your friends… . I don’t know how many Poseidon guild members are here right now. On the other hand, he doesn’t have any gaming friends… . You are in a disadvantageous position.
[All] ㅈi9Star: Will you accept my proposal?
[All]neutaaaa: No
[All] ㅈi9 stars: I bought 50 rings. Should I buy more? >_<
Fifty… ? Yeowoon narrowed her eyes and stared at her information window. Dating. Why all of a sudden… . What on earth are you planning? Anxiety came over me.
‘You refused companionship. The confession event buff is activated for 10 minutes.’
‘Minimum attack power increased by 25%’
[All]Halloween Eggplant: I was kicked hahahaha
[All] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahaha
[All] Wandu Wandya: Hahahahahaha
[All] Kitty Meow Meow Meow: I feel sorry for him. How could someone like Earth get screwed over?
[All] ㅈi9 stars: 4,900 won wastedㅠㅇㅠ
[All] Wandu Wanda: Are you okay? There are still 49 left.
[All] ㅈi9 stars: 5,000 won is number 20 in the royal drawㅠㅠㅠㅠ
The Royal Draw was a probability item sold at stores for 200 won in cash. As I watched him say that, it seemed like the 4,900 won item was a cash item.
“crazy. One item costs 4,900 won in cash? 4,900 won for a one-time item?”
If you think about it, 4,900 won is not a large amount of money, but when it was incorporated into the game, it somehow felt bigger.
‘Ji9 Star has applied for dating! Do you want to accept it?’
Earth Star also used an item worth 4,900 won. But when I thought about it, I felt a little unfair. They were the ones who started the fight in the first place, and they were the ones who told nonsense in the mail, so why do I have to suffer?
[All]neutaaaa: Why are you doing this to me?
[All] ㅈi9 stars: Hahahahahaha
[All] ㅈi9 Star: Because Gilma showed his sincerity in front of everyone
[All] Captain Poseidon: ?
[All] ㅈi9 Byul: I want to show you my sincerity ♡
The heart shape at the end of the sentence was awkward. It looks like a skull split in half, and no matter how you look at it, it doesn’t look like a favorable sign. Are you trying to kill me?
[All] Captain Poseidon: When did I do that… . I told you to apologize sincerely.
[All] ㅈi9 Star: “If Earth Star shows sincerity and accepts it, I will raise my position.”
[All] ㅈi9Star: I said so? I didn’t tell you to apologize! Are there any witnesses?
[All] Captain Poseidon: Where are the witnesses?
At those words, the guild members who were quietly watching this scene came forward and claimed to be witnesses.
[All]Halloween Branch: Witness 1
[All] Park Hwi Bug: Witness 2
[All]al0ha: Haha, I guess so… .I don’t remember haha Anyway, Witness 3
[All] Captain Poseidon: Ah
[All] Cat cat cat: Hahahaha Witness 4
[All] Park Hwibugae: Witness 5!!
Everyone was laughing, but Yeowoon couldn’t smile. I heard that ring costs 4,900 won… . You’re using it for pranks?
It seemed like the only people here who couldn’t laugh were Captain Poseidon and himself. As Yeowoon froze for a long time, unable to press the reject or accept buttons, a large number appeared on the screen. 3, 2, 1… .
It was so sad to see the money disintegrate in the air. Of course, since it wasn’t my money, I could have pretended not to notice, but it was still a waste. Without realizing it, Yeowoon hovered the mouse over the accept button, and the moment her index finger pressed the mouse, a heart effect filled the monitor and light pink flower petals fluttered in the sky. The only thing on the screen were speech bubbles saying ‘hahahahahahaha’.
‘The couple has been established! Please check your skills in the couple window♡’
‘The [Couple] tab has been created in the chat window. Secret conversations between lovers are now possible!’
[All]ㅈi9Star: Huh? He really accepts it haha. I guess he likes me… .
[All]neutaaaa: Sea squirt sound… .
[All] ㅈi9Star: Good><
[All]Halloween Eggplant: This house is good at dramas.
[All] Park Hwibugae: Isn’t the sad ending confirmed? It seems like a divorce will come before a wedding… .
[All] Halloween Eggplant: Please refrain from spoiling the ending
I accidentally made a lover in the game. And with the guy we didn’t get along well with, even with the guy I met yesterday.
[All] ㅈ i9 stars: ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ We are close> _ <
[All]neutaaaa: ㄴ
[All] ㅈi9Star: Why did you let me receive guidance… .
Unlucky. I’m really annoyed. Yeowoon punched the Earth Star character with a normal attack, but it had no effect on her.
[All] ㅈi9Star: This place is good at giving massages~
[All]neutaaaa: ㅡㅡ;
All the users with the Poseidon Guild seal were giggling.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: I’m sorry, I’m sorryㅠㅠ I’ll try to comfort you. I’ve never ordered anything like this before.
Aside from the hated Earth Star, I felt very sorry for the Poseidon Guild Master who seemed to be truly sorry. I can’t believe they have guild members like this. What a great person this is.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: No, I’ll take care of it… . Thank you for caring me
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: No ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Sigh ㅠㅠㅠ I’m sorryㅜ
[Whispering]neutaaaa: It’s my job haha.
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: I’m sorryㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Whispering]neutaaaa: No, I should be sorry
[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: I’m really sorryㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
I don’t know who it is, but don’t cry over that bastard. I felt so sorry for the guild master whose face I did not know, and a part of my heart felt sad.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Star: Level 124? Then you must be on a job change quest now.
“… … !”
How does he know that? I got goosebumps because I had just received a job change quest. At that point, it seemed like you could tell what quest you were on just by looking at the level.
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Do you want me to help you?
[couple]neutaaaa: ㄴ
[Couple] ㅈi9 Star: Interpretation – Huge Gain
[Couple]neutaaaa: Do you speak Korean? They say it’s not necessary
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Hahahahahahaha
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Why do you act like you don’t like it… . Isn’t that what you wanted anyway?
[couple]neutaaaa: ㄴㄴ
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Interpretation – Caught
I couldn’t understand the planet Earth at all. There was no sign of an apology at all. If you think about it in terms of common sense, is it sane to propose to someone you just broke up with after getting into an argument that even an elementary school student wouldn’t have gotten into?
[Couple]neutaaaa: Are you taking revenge on me?
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: No? I’m just doing this because I’m bored.
[Couple]neutaaaa: Hahahahaha… .
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: I’ll help you level up, so I’m telling you to eat and leave >_<!
[Couple] neutaaaa: I don’t need it.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Are you going to change your mind again later? I will help you until you change jobs, so please stop telling Mrs. Gil.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Is this a promising future? My dream came true haha
[Couple]neutaaaa: Yes?
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: I’m going to end it on my own. Talk to the members, whisper in their ears, say hello, and don’t act so friendly. It’s really annoyingㅡㅡ
The main point was this. I guess the purpose was to not pretend to know anything about the Poseidon guild members.
“… … .”
However, Yeo-woon had no intention of letting Earth Star do what she wanted. He pulled up the chat window, looked through the conversation history, and clicked on the nicknames of people who appeared to be Poseidon guild members to send friend requests to all of them. Every time I clicked the mouse, my friends increased by one.
‘I became friends with Captain Poseidon!’
‘I became friends with al0ha!’
‘I became friends with Kitty Cat Meow Cat!’
[Friend] Kitty Nyang Na Nyang: Cheer up, English… . From today onwards, my dream is to not be like you.
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: Cat ㅠㅠ Even if it’s a joke, please refrain from saying things like that… .
[Friend] Cat Meow Meow Meow: I can do it if I’m sincere????
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: No.
[Friend] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Yes… .
‘I became friends with Park Hwibugae!’
‘I became friends with Wandu Wandya!’
‘I became friends with Halloween Eggplant!’
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: Wow, I became a friend too
I don’t know why, but everyone accepted my friend request without rejecting it. Not a single person was left out. Is this the essence of RPG games? I couldn’t understand why he accepted my friend request when I wasn’t even a member of that guild, but these people seemed kind of interesting.
[Couple] ㅈi9Byul: What are you doing now?
Earth Star asked how someone found out that she had submitted a friend request. And not long after, a window appeared on the screen saying that someone had sent a message to add friends.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
Am I crazy? make friends with you
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Wow, this is ridiculousㅡㅡ
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Why don’t you accept me?
[Couple]neutaaaa: I don’t want to receive it.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
[Couple] ㅈi9Byul: Wow… .
[Couple] ㅈi9Byul: Wow… . It’s okay, I’m not friends with you either.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: … .
Earth Star was in a bad mood all day because her friend request wasn’t accepted, so she occasionally sent friend requests.
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: It’s really absurd… You accept my request to date, but I don’t accept you as a friend.
[Couple]neutaaaa: If it’s illegal, file a complaint.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Do you know that you’re really hot?
[Couple]neutaaaa: Please sue^^
[Couple]neutaaaa: Oh, the boss has appeared
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: ㅅㅂNow I’m going to openly manipulate you ;;
[Couple]neutaaaa: You said you should take care of him first?
‘ㅈi9star sent a friend request. Do you want to accept it?’
‘You have rejected my friend request.’
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: This is really absurdㄱ- Why won’t you accept me as a friend, but I gave you a buff and gave you a treat?
[Couple]neutaaaa: What to do
Would you want to be friends with someone who treats you like this? Moreover, there are so many signs that he still hates Yeo-un himself. Earth Star was a really strange person. In one day, as many as fifteen people were registered on Yeowoon’s friend list, but there was no space for Earth Star.
***
Title: That guild again
Written by: Gak Kimchijil/Hero
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Posh Baldon, these guys are recruiting guild members again.
I hope there are no people who avoid it without knowing anything haha.
I definitely warned you
***
“Umm… .”
I just woke up to the sound of a text message and opened my eyes blurry. Yeowoon, who had been vaguely reading the text in her sleep, suddenly woke up with her eyes wide open.
「[Web sender] Hello, Yeowoon Lee.
I am an ATB recruiter.
Congratulations on passing the document.
Afterwards, the interview schedule will be emailed to you.
“I sent it to you, so please check it.”
I received a text message saying that the documents I submitted after seeing the job posting a week ago had been accepted.
“what!”
I woke up suddenly. I never thought it would stick here. The thing I had put in there just in case got stuck, so I was more scared than excited. You may fail the interview, but what does it mean to pass the documents? Interviews are all about experience, so it was beneficial to just go for it. The only interview I had ever seen in my life was when I was working part-time at a PC cafe, so my heart was already pounding.
What should I wear for an interview? A neat suit would be the most acceptable, but do we have that in our house now? Yeo-woon opened her closet door to check if she had to go back to her parents’ house.
“… Ah, thank goodness.”
Fortunately, after going to the dry cleaners, I was able to find the clothes still sitting in the closet, covered with plastic.
***
The interview location was not that far away. Two transfers by subway in 45 minutes. Although I had to transfer at a particularly crowded station, it was still okay because few people were using the subway in the late afternoon.
‘Oh, what if it sticks?’
My head hurts just thinking about taking the subway in the morning. What should I do if I receive an acceptance letter from somewhere else? If I sign up, the contract period will end soon. Should I move instead of extending it?
Yeowoon looked at his cell phone, fantasizing happily inside his brain. I responded to her friend’s messenger chat room with a few emoticons, looked at her portal site’s news section, and eventually ended up going to the game’s homepage. Just 30 minutes ago, there was a notice for a new event patch and update.
Title: April 9 update notice
Author: GM Lemon
Hello, adventurer! This is GM Lemon.
We would like to inform you in advance of the update scheduled for April 9th. New events for adventurers and new episodes for some professions will be added.
[event]
*Experience burning buff is applied for 1 hour after logging into the game.
*[Spring is everywhere with you! [Springfield] Couple event has been updated.
*Sales of the ‘March White Day Royal Cash Draw’ sold at the Fashion Shop have ended. (The buff effects and items obtained from the draw will be maintained.)
*The story and job quests for the 4th explorer job, ‘Valkyrie’, will be added.
*[May Bride/Groom] themed outfits will be updated in the fashion shop.
[Error Correction]
*Fixed the effect of the hero job’s ‘shadow’ dot bouncing.
*Modified the range of the ‘Pull’ attribute for the Valkyrie job.
*Fixed an issue where the speed slowing debuff was temporarily lifted when riding the new pet ‘Black Tiger’ in Aquarium maps 1-4.
*Fixed an issue where the auction house sales tab was stuttering in some environments.
All servers will be inspected for updates and stabilization from 10 AM to 12 PM on April 9th. Please keep this in mind and terminate your connection quickly to avoid losing your valuable account information.
Good luck to the adventurer!
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When I glanced at it, it seemed like various events were just being added. The error is being corrected. I don’t know what it is, but it will be fixed a long time ago. The event is a new event, so it must be good. This must be so much fun! I can’t wait to do it. Yeowoon vaguely thought about that and closed her Internet window. I felt like I could truly understand the event by watching it rather than watching the preview.
“Did we arrive too quickly?”
Considering the possibility of getting lost, it was too early to leave early. There was still an hour and a half left until the interview appointment time, but there was nowhere to go. I tried to find a suitable cafe to go into, but all the tables were full.
Yeowoon, who had been wandering around on the map app, ended up walking into a residential area across the crosswalk.
‘There’s a cafe in this place?’
The buildings all looked like villas, which was very unexpected. I had to check several times to make sure I wasn’t going the wrong way because the atmosphere was completely different from the other side of the crosswalk, which was crowded with people. Is this a hidden restaurant? If you look at the picture, it looks just like that.
“… … .”
I got lost. The map doesn’t listen. I know it’s around here, but there wasn’t a space that looked like a cafe.
“Ah, the Internet… .”
I repeatedly pressed the compass function to see if the direction was wrong, but the map app was too slow to load. Yeowoon looked up after turning the data function on and off for no reason and circling around to see if there was any usable Wi-Fi nearby. This is because a man squatting on the asphalt road caught her eye.
‘Okay, you can just ask for directions.’
Since he seems to be a resident here, he probably knows where the cafe is. As I carefully walked towards the man, preparing to bow down, I heard a clicking sound.
“… … ?”
Click, click, click, click, click, click!
Yeowoon’s steps stopped as he heard a series of shutter sounds as if he was taking a series of photos. What the man was holding in his hand was a cell phone the size of his palm, and the subject at the end of the camera lens of the cell phone held upside down was a cat. The black kitten was eating something intently with its head stuck in a bowl that looked like a side dish container, then it raised its head at the sound of the shutter and looked at the man. The man mutters something while covering his mouth.
I think I’m feeding the cat. Can I talk to it? Should I just find someone else? While thinking about that, I looked around, but the only living things on the street were myself, that man, and that cat.
I couldn’t do it. There was still a little over an hour left, and my legs were starting to hurt to find another cafe and go back. Yeowoon quietly walked up behind the man and tapped his shoulder.
“Aww, it’s a fucking surprise!”
“… … .”
The man was more shocked than Yeowoon expected and even hit his butt. She wanted to say she was sorry, but Yeo-woon was startled by a loud noise, as if she had boiled a man’s train barrel, and only her lips moved.
“who are you!”
The man glared at Yeo-woon with utmost caution. A man with a somewhat sensitive and tired look had black piercings hanging from his ears. At a glance, there seemed to be three or four of them. On his round forehead, neatly exposed by his hat, wrinkles appeared between his eyebrows.
omg… scared. Yeo-woon secretly swallowed his saliva, possessed by an unnecessary prejudice. I feel like I’m screwed. You picked the wrong person… .
“it’s nothing.”
Yeowoon smiled awkwardly and took a step back without realizing it. She hadn’t felt like this since she was in college, when she was almost robbed by a group of high school kids on motorcycles. When I was in high school, I was most afraid of elementary school, and when I was in college, I was most afraid of middle school, but now I’m afraid of all the young people who live without a future. In this man’s case, of course, things were a little different, but he kept glaring at me and he wanted to get away.
“No, it doesn’t matter. “Is that a sound coming out of someone sitting still?”
“… … .”
“Ah, Mr. “Be surprised.”
I didn’t hit it. … Did you hit it? I… … Did you hit it?
At that time, the cat knocked over the water bowl and ran across the alley. The man looked in that direction for a moment and sighed. The man who was squatting got up, tapping his knees. I didn’t notice it when he was stuck to the floor, but his height made him even more intimidating. I didn’t intend to do that. He tapped it with his finger, but… If you hit it, you hit it… ?
“I want to ask you for directions.”
“road?”
Yeowoon nodded, holding the map app that was still running in front of the man. He blinked his sharp eyes at the screen and subtly raised his eyebrows.
“Are we going here?”
“yes.”
“why.”
“yes? For coffee… .”
Why do you go to the cafe? If it were you, would you go to a cafe to take a bath? It was a question that clearly showed that I had asked it without even thinking about it. The man twitched his pursed lips and then turned his head.
“… … It’s not this alley. “Follow me.”
He picked up the remaining bowl of food, placed it at the corner of the alley, and took the lead without even looking back. I’m dying of embarrassment, but they won’t even talk to me, and the people in this neighborhood are really mean.
‘Please talk to me.’
Yeowoon grumbled inwardly. The man who was looking at his phone said in a low voice, “This mangame.” I heard him muttering. He walked straight ahead, turned left, and walked two blocks. ‘Cafe Earth’ comes into view right in front. She turned her head to look at the man to say thank you, but as soon as he confirmed that Yeo-woon recognized her cafe, he turned her body and went straight into the building in front of him.
ah. Dude, you have no social skills.
Yeowoon muttered to himself in case someone was eavesdropping and entered the cafe. The taste of the coffee sold in the cafe was just so-so, and the atmosphere was just so-so. It was a place with a decent assortment, but surprisingly, all the seats were filled. I was curious what the secret to sales was.
Yeowoon, who had been scribbling on paper for 30 minutes, organizing the expected questions and answers in his head, tilted his head. Before she knew it, a sharp-looking man had been drawn in the corner of the paper.
“… … .”
what. I don’t know why I drew this… . Yeowoon looked at the picture for a while, pointed out a small dot under the man’s left eye, and turned the paper over.
***
Title: [Spring is everywhere with you! [Springfield] Couple event details
Author: GM Lemon
Hello, adventurer! This is GM Lemon.
Welcome spring [Spring is everywhere with you! Springfield] Couple event has been updated.
*Buff will be applied when couples hunt together in the field during the event period.
-Experience 150%
-Movement speed 110%
-Attack speed 110%
-Attack spread range 120%
*If you get married during the event period, the wedding hall raid buff will be applied with a 200% effect.
*[May Bride/Groom] theme costumes have been updated in the fashion shop. A speed increase option will be added during the event period.
*Couple emoticons [Love Heart Bullet] and [Romantic Kiss] appear with a certain probability in the [Spring Flower Draw Package] sold at fashion shops.
*Star Tree will appear as a cherry blossom tree in [Star Tree Logging Raid] in the guild room during the event period.
*An instant dungeon has been opened in the Isis Palace hallway where items drop with a certain probability.
(50Lv/100Lv/120Lv/150Lv/200Lv/220Lv)
A new couple scenario will open when you talk to the elk at the palace and accept the quest.
(This is a post that cannot be commented on.)
***
‘neutaaaa has joined the game.’
[Friend]Halloween Eggplant: Hahaha
[Friend] Park Hwibug: Haha
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: Hello!
[Friend]neutaaaa: Hello^ㅇ^!!
I don’t know if this can be called a gaming friend, but Yeowoon now has people who greet him when he logs into the game. Thanks to this strange relationship, she becomes more attached to the game.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Say hello to everyone but me again ㄱ-
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: ㅎㅇ
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Huh?
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Chewing… .
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Mouth ♡ I’ll give you the Cheapest of the Year Award ♡ Award
Yeowoon ignored his words and opened the status window. I completed the 2nd job change quest that opens at level 120 at level 124, and have already reached level 150 in the past few days. In fact, it would have been taken quickly even if the Earth Star had not helped.
For a max level ranker, the Earth Star was not of much help. I was curious about how the server’s PVP ranking was in the top 50, but I wasn’t curious enough to ask. To be honest, Yeowoon had no interest in Earth.
‘Ji9 Star invited you to the party. Do you want to accept it?’
Before leveling up, I was looking for a guide to re-equip the equipment for my current level, and a party invitation window appeared. The bored Earth Star has come to start a fight again.
“Why again? “They told me to call you during my third job change?”
Yeowoon sighed. I remember helping him with the long 2nd job change quest until a few days ago, but perhaps he got tired of it, and Earth Star told him to call me back when the 3rd quest came up, and then left to do his own thing. Once you click the ‘Yes’ button to accept the party invitation, the current party members appear in the upper left corner of the screen.
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Are you here?
[Party] Cat Meow Meow: Newnim hehe
[Party]neutaaaa: Yes hello
For some reason, Earth wasn’t the only one at the party today. Although they were not friends, members of the Poseidon guild in Yeowoon’s friend window were participating in the same party. The party members were a total of four people, including Earth Byul, a level 250 Night Spear, Park Hwibuglae, a level 235 healer, and Nyangynyangnanyanyan, a level 180 Wolfist, and Yeo Un.
In fact, the only level max level in the party was Earthstar, and Cat Meow Cat was a Wolfist, the 3rd job advancement in the Explorer class. Even looking at the party members, I couldn’t tell what their composition was.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Baby, what are you doing?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Yuck;; Even me who sings it makes me throw up haha.
[Party]neutaaaa: ㅗ
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Haha, now you are greeted
It was necessary to be somewhat bleary-eyed because he reacted more harshly when he reacted with dislike. But perhaps because today was the first time I was called by such a creepy name, I ended up reacting without even realizing it.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Dear Earth, why do you use emoticons while chatting? Anyway, I’m the only one who sees it ㅠㅠ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: It’s my heart!
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Don’t kiss NPCs. It’s gross… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Side!
I agreed with the comment that it was gross. Even when Earth Star was roaming the hunting map doing Yeo-woon’s second job change quest, she used strange emoticons and acted cute while using her skills. Then, while jumping and stepping on the upper platform, I chatted for two lines and enjoyed the leisurely hunt.
“It wasn’t just me.”
thank god. However, I wondered how there were so many people who specialized in RPG games. In fact, I was confident that I wouldn’t be surprised if Earth Star confessed, ‘I’m actually an NPC.’ It must be a living person, right? I was a little curious about what the Earth Star was doing for a living.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Please come to New Channel 3’s Isis Stone Tower!
[Party] neutaaaa: Wait a minute, I’ll just update what’s registered on that auction house.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: When will you come?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: When will you come?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I’m ready
[Party] neutaaaa: ㄱㄷ… . Please wait patiently
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅜㅜ
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: When will you come?
But why suddenly? She suddenly wondered why she had formed a party since she didn’t really like being close to the Poseidon people. As Nyangnyangnannyang said, we moved from channel 1 to channel 3 and used the warp capsule to move to Isis, where Park Hwi bugs were waiting for the afterglow in front of the stone pagoda.
As soon as Park Hwibug, the healer, saw the lingering light, he jumped in place and gave it a buff. When the character closed her eyes and stretched her arms above her head and uttered the skill name, a defense increase buff was applied to those within range.
[Party] Park Hwibug: Aren’t there a lot of people in Channel 1? There will be lag
[Party]neutaaaa: Ah yes… Because of the deal ㅜㅜ
[Party] Park Hwibug: Hahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwibug: Follow me
“I know where the palace is… .”
This means there was no need to come out to meet them like this. Yeo-woon followed behind the insect, which was moving around with a cloud of white light fluttering around. As we entered the palace portal and moved inside, Nyannyangnyangyankyang sitting on the throne and Earthstar kicking the king NPC came into the screen. After confirming that Yeowoon and Park Hwibugae had arrived, Catnyangnyangnyang jumped up from her place.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Shall we go?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Give me the buff!
[Party] Park Hwibug: Did you leave it there?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I don’t want to get paid>_<
[Party] Park Hwibug: Ah… … Customer^^ The buff is given at the entrance of the Dungeon due to loss.
Suddenly you invite someone to a party and you don’t know what’s going on. Where are you going? I don’t think we should go through a dungeon together when our levels don’t match up.
[Party] neutaaaa: Where are we going… ?
[Party] Cat Meow Cat: Didn’t Earth Star tell you?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅠㅅㅜ
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: That person chews everything I talk to, but I can’t speak to him ㅠ
[Party] Cat Meow Cat: Ah… .
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I think he’s ♡ trembling when he looks at me ♡ He can’t say anything haha
[Party] neutaaaa: I shouldn’t say anything lol
In the first place, you shouldn’t feed those guys.
[Party] Park Hwibug: It’s obvious even without looking at it, he probably didn’t say anything and just called and plastered it all over the place haha.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: No!
[Party] Park Hwibugae: That’s right
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㄴㄴ
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Don’t fight your opponent
Yeo-woon immediately sympathized with Park Hwi-bugae. It seems that everyone who deals with the planet Earth must be half-resigned and at ease like that.
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: I heard you are going to the ant cave today?
[Party]neutaaaa: Ah yes
[Party] Park Hwibug: It’s the map that Earth Star hates the most because it’s so cramped there haha.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: ㅁㅈThe height is so low that you can’t jump, and it’s a map with no social evils. I really think that map should disappear!
[Party] Park Hwibug: That’s why we came to help haha. Earth star said we need to raise Newta quickly… .
[Party]neutaaaa: Me?
[Party] neutaaaa: What are you doing raising me?
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Mmm, maybe they’ll catch it and eat it… .
[Party]neutaaaa: ;;
… Are you raising me? Isn’t this a little different from what I first told you? The guy who initially told me not to go near Poseidon guild members is now inviting guild members to a party to help him?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Oh, for your information
[Party] ㅈi9Star: This is an exception because I’m not helping you but helping me.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Don’t be mistaken haha.
[Party]neutaaaa: ??
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Nim
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Did you see the Springfield event dungeon came out?
[Party]neutaaaa: ???
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: New couple event appeared this morning! I’ll send you a link
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Oh, that’s right, there is no chat room… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㄱ… . How do I send this?
“Ah, couple event.”
Come to think of it, it seemed like it was in the update history. I couldn’t remember what the name was, Springfield. … … But it’s nothing else but a couple’s event, so how can the content be fun? It was obvious that it would be expendable content.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: An event dungeon has been created today that couples can enter.
[Party] neutaaaa: Ah… I saw it on the way
I saw a portal that I had never seen before appear within the palace. I couldn’t go in because I was in a hurry to follow the Park Hwi bug, but it seems to be the event map.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: It is a couple dungeon, but the item rewards that drop depending on the level are different.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: But they said a legendary reinforcement puzzle appeared in the 220s.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: It increases the chance of strengthening equipment to level 9 by as much as 30%… !
Is that something great?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I want that haha
[Party] neutaaaa: let’s go
[Party] ㅈi9Star: You can’t have it just because you want it.
[Party]neutaaaa: Saseem
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Even if you buy the popular ones, you won’t be able to get a few of themㅡㅡ
[Party] neutaaaa: Then let’s work hard
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: ㅡㅡ That’s the guy now.
[Party] neutaaaa: Let’s go alone
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I can’t do it alone ㅠ
“Can’t you go alone?”
I finally understand. The item you want to get is dropped from an event map that can only be entered if you are level 220 or higher, and in order to enter it, you must also raise the level of Afterglow to level 220 or higher.
[Party] neutaaaa: Then you can break the couple with me and couple again with someone over 220, right?
[Party] neutaaaa: The wheel here is also over 220… .
[Party] Park Hwibugae: I don’t like it; And it’s not a wheel, it’s a bug;;
[Party] neutaaaa: Sigh… .
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Earth is annoying
[Party] Cat cat cat: ㅇㅈ
[Party] Park Hwibug: You know best, Newta.
[Party] neutaaaa: Oh, I’m glad you know^^
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Not much to say lol
[Party] ㅈi9Star: It hurts me
No matter how you think about it, the most efficient way seemed to be to find someone of the same level within the guild and form a couple again, but Earth Star didn’t seem to be very popular among guild members because it was a hassle.
[Party] neutaaaa: But why everyone else? All you need is Earth Star… .
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: I was brought here for a quest ㅡㅡ
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Haha, do you want to be alone with me?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Let’s choose the time, baby
[Party]neutaaaa: ? time = time
[Party] Park Hwibug: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it’s time and place
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Anyway; Just figure it out;
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Earth Star was so embarrassed that she left the palace map by herself. And before I could count the 10 seconds, I came back in and walked back and forth next to the NPCs.
[Party] neutaaaa: If you are busy, you can go out.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: There’s a quest in that ant cave.
[Party] Park Hwibug: I’ll get paid by the minute ㅱㅊ
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: It’s cheaper than the healer’s hourly MP potion!
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: ㅅㅂ
Still, I felt relieved that everyone was gaining something. Because he had a pricked conscience to ask for help leveling up without giving anything. As I was about to use the nearest city warp capsule to get to the anthill, a thought flashed through my mind.
[Party] neutaaaa: Then even if you reach a level where you can enter the dungeon
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅇㅇ?
[Party] neutaaaa: Are you just going around until that item comes out?
[Party] neutaaaa: I think it would be annoying? why should i do that
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: This is why I don’t like quick-witted kidsㅡㅡ
It was correct. This means that if it is not an item that drops once and cannot be purchased indefinitely if you want it, you will have to keep going through the same dungeon for at least a few hours until the item appears. Just thinking about it was a boring and worthless time.
[Party] neutaaaa: Then what are you going to do for me?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Haha, I guess giving me a ride on the bus isn’t enough.
[Party] Ji9 Byul: Do you want my phone number?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Of course~ I don’t plan on giving it to you~! >_<
[Party]neutaaaa: ? Even if I give it to you, I won’t take it.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Then what do you want? money??
In my heart, I wanted to escape from Earth, even if it meant giving up all my possessions. He could have just unilaterally broken up the couple and run away, but from what he had seen so far, it didn’t seem like the Earth Star would let him go so meekly. To me, he was a guy who didn’t even hide his malice but showed it clearly.
There was only one thing Yeowoon wanted.
‘Halloween joined the party.’
‘Wandu Wandya joined the party.’
[Party] neutaaaa: Please break up with me after the event is over.
As soon as he typed everything he wanted to say and pressed the enter key, Yeowoon was able to see that the number of party members had increased by two. Both of them were Poseidon guild members registered as friends. Timing was an art.
[Party] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahahahaha
[Party] Wandu Wandya: Catastrophe as soon as you enter
[Party] Wandu Wandya: It’s like a contract romance lol.
[Party] Wandu Wandya: What is the title of the drama?
[Party] Halloween Eggplant: Ah, that’s funny.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Suddenly, it rumbles; Why did you come?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: He was so annoyed that I invited him to just watch.
[Party] Park Hwibug: I think you guys forgot that we were at the party too haha;
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: That’s right… . I was a little lonely ㅜㅜ
‘Halloween has left the party.’
‘Wandu Wandya has left the party.’
‘The party size has been changed from 8 to 4.’
Earth Star, which forced the two people who had just joined to withdraw, changed the party settings.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅅㅂ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Isn’t this just a loss for me?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I raised their level and gave them a job change, but do I have to break up with them?? This is so cheap ㅡㅡ
[Party] neutaaaa: Do you like me? Haha
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Okay, we can just break up;
[Party] neutaaaa: ㅇㅋ
[Party] Kitty cat cat: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahaha
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Meow cat, I’ll get scolded, so don’t broadcast on guild talk;;;;
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Yes… .
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Don’t be intimidated, I’ll do it for you.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Yes!
After a while, a whisper arrived from Captain Poseidon. He said he was truly, truly sorry. But unlike before, the afterglow was okay. They say they will break up after a while, right? No matter what, if I could just get that unlucky guy away from my side, I would have the motivation I never had before.
***
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Is the 1st generation of ants not well-socialized? . Why do you keep spitting and making a fuss?
Earth Star seemed to be really weak against the ant tunnel map. On other days, I was able to fly around here and there and deal damage, but the anthill map was so low that if you jumped, you would hit your head on the ceiling, so it was not easy for Earth Star to jump or backtumble and fly around.
[Party] neutaaaa: Earth Star is almost dying right now.
Nonsense. How did you get hit by that and get knocked back… . Is that the max level?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: It’s a wheel! Wheels! Let’s save it!
[Party] Park Hwi bug: It’s called Park Hwi bug ㅡㅡ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: But everyone calls them cockroaches besides me.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Ah, my daughter, ah
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅈㅅ! >_<
Park Hwi Bug used the HP recovery skill to restore the retreating Earth Star’s stamina.
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Just don’t show up in front of me and stay here.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I’m a close range dealer lol Don’t show me off?
[Party] Park Hwibug: If you keep doing that, I won’t heal you.
[Party]neutaaaa: Hahahahahahahaha
[Party] 9 stars: Disgraceful
Unlike Earth Star, which was floundering by going back and forth repeatedly, Cat Meow Meow Meow, which had the least difference in lingering energy and level, was dealing the most consistently. Of the three dealers, excluding healer Park Hwibug, Jigubyeol was the one who was the most lost.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Ants really don’t die… . I’m so tired and irritated
[Party] Cat Meow Cat: ? I think the ants think the same way about us.
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Well, from the ant’s point of view, he’s being bullied by four people ㅜㅜ
Even after circling the same map twenty times, Earth was still struggling. Even so, it was a bit harsh for a level 250 guy to get knocked back just because he was hit by a level 200 queen ant, the boss monster of an anthill. This is because even the healer Park Hwi was not even itchy when attacked by the queen ant. Even sometimes, a miss appeared.
[Party] neutaaaa: Does Night Spear have low defense to begin with?
Nightspear was a knight-type job. Knights had the second highest initial physical strength after warriors, and were the first class in defense, but I couldn’t understand why they were so foolish in front of queen ants. Instead of hitting an ant with a whip, Kitty Nyang Na Nyang stopped in place as if typing in a chat, and soon after, she answered Yeo-woon’s question in great detail.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: No! Nas is originally a mid-tank, so his defense is high!! It’s a different job in its own way… . You might not believe it haha
[Party] Kitty Nyangnyangnyang: If you meet in group PVP later, you will lose damage, so you need to infiltrate the enemy camp first, kill all the weak stamina players like healers and gunners, and kill Nasu last!
“… … .”
What does this all mean?
[Party] neutaaaa: Oh, I see… .
There is no need to answer in such detail. She was so sad for no reason that Yeowoon bowed her head towards her monitor. Anyway, I could tell that Night Spear was originally a job that did not have low defense.
[Party] Park Hwibug: But Jigubyeol is a bit of an exception hahaha. He threw away his defense and went all in… . It’s a nightspear, but a bit mutated? You can think of it as the same thing.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Mutant?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Killing a person twice
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Anyway, I’m at max level, but do I really want to die from a boss mob in the 150s? Haha.
As soon as Earthstar finished speaking, he was hit by the queen ant’s charging skill and flew to the end of the map.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Ant 1 Baby
[Party] neutaaaa: Are you the one who killed the ants?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: No fun
[Party] neutaaaa: Praise!
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I don’t say a word;
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: But it’s not wrong, I have nothing to say ㅡㅡ
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Park Hwi Bug laughed at him and restored his stamina. It was a bit absurd. Basically, it’s a class with quite high defense, and the level difference is over 50, so why on earth is it melting like that? Meanwhile, the queen ant monster’s stamina was completely depleted, and the ant died with a squeaking sound. The ant shed its black shell and turned red. After the queen ant died once, she became angry and was resurrected as a red queen ant. It was common for boss monsters to become stronger after two awakenings.
The Earth Star flew with a spear that shimmered like a shadow and struck the queen ant in succession before being attacked by poison. And then he hid behind Yeowoon in a huff and restored her stamina.
[Party]neutaaaa: Hey there
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅇㅇ?
Can I say this? After hesitating for a moment, Yeowoon realized that there was no need to be considerate of Earth and entered the chat.
[Party]neutaaaa: I’m in the way
[Party] ㅈi9Star: … … ?
The Earth Star stopped in the center of the map, made a gasping sound, and wrote a surprised emoticon. However, while using the emoticon, I was hit again by the queen ant and flew away. The Earth Star seemed to roll over and evacuate due to being hit or poisoned more often than using skills.
[Party] neutaaaa: Because of you, the skills you were using now are being ruined.
[Party] Cat cat cat: Cat cat… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Lie; Please say it with your mouth, am I disturbing you now?
Cat Meow Cat stopped in the middle of the map again. He seemed to ponder for a moment, and then, with a few seconds between intervals, a blue speech bubble appeared above his head.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Haha, honestly, it’s a bit disturbing.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㄱ… .?!
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] neutaaaa: I can’t help you. Could you just stay back?
[Party] Cat Meow Cat: Let’s go!!
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I can’t believe I heard all this from a low level playerㅜㅜ
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: It’s a shame for the family… .
Earth Star used a crying emoticon, but no longer came forward and only occasionally added long-distance damage from behind.
[Party] ㅈi9Byul: But I’m really bad at PVP… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Everyone doesn’t want to meet me as an opponent>_<
[Party] neutaaaa: Who asked?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I was talking to myself;
[Party] neutaaaa: Ah, I heard it too… .
[Party] neutaaaa: I hope you talk to yourself a little quieter
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: What are you talking about?;; You can’t even hear my voice up there and I’m not saying a word.
[Party] neutaaaa: Oh, you’re using the map alone?
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Beat the antsㅡㅡ If you keep doing this, you’ll get used to it.
[Party] Park Hwibug: With whom? Haha
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Gaemirang;
[Party] neutaaaa: Oh, me again lol, if you had said it was me, I would have killed you?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: This is ridiculous. Why am I so attached to you? It’s really annoying.
[Party] Park Hwibug: Use spacing lol.
[Party] Kitty Nyangnyangnyang: They are having a good time
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Meow cat ㄷㅊ
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: You’re only telling me this again
The planet Earth certainly seemed to be particularly vulnerable to the ant tunnel map. In other maps, it wasn’t an obstacle to this extent. The fact that it was difficult to move up and down and that the map was narrow seemed to be a significant penalty for Night Sphere.
After seeing the queen ant die again and become the third final boss, Earth Star went to the far left side of the map and hid behind Park Hwi-rae. In my life, this is the first time I have seen a close range dealer hiding behind a healer as a shield. The ant that turned blue gave out a speed reduction debuff and a poison debuff at the same time.
Cat Cat slid behind the ant and applied a restraining effect. The queen ant stomped her feet in her place and released her breath, and Yeo-woon took advantage of Park Hwi’s bug heals and used her skills whose cooldown time had returned.
It was then. Slogans such as ‘Cheer up!’ and ‘Our side is the winner!’ began to come out in loud voices from the computer speakers. The culprit was Earth, and the sound came from the emoticon he was using.
The Earth Star character stretched out his arms above his head and jumped up and down while waving a shiny cheering item in his hand. Seeing that there were more than just one or two slogans, it seemed like they all had different types of cheering emoticons.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Beat the ants!
[Party] Cat Meow Cat: ?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Ant Fighting!
[Party]neutaaaa: ;;
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Looks like he’s finally gone away… .
Earth Star used a series of loud emoticons and cheered on the scene where two lower-level dealers and a healer in their 240s were fighting over the queen ant. In the end, the 3rd awakening queen ant, who was struggling for the last time after turning blue, fell to the floor with a sound of weakness, and item bags burst out of the ant corpse. The three members of the Poseidon Guild, who had no more items to obtain from the ant cave, waited for Yeowoon to pick up the items one by one.
[Party] Kitty Nyangnyangnyang: New, you level up really fast… Did you take the elixir?
[Party] neutaaaa: I took the 500% elixir and the 3x quest reward elixir.
[Party] Cat Meow Cat: Ah, somehow it went up so fast haha.
Thanks to the elixir that increases experience by 500%, experience was rising rapidly every time I entered the dungeon. Can I make it to level 160 today? Looking at the speed, it seems like party hunting is quite helpful.
It was a time when Yeo-woon was unconsciously picking up items while assessing the amount of experience remaining until he leveled up. Without even checking what item it was, she pressed the space bar, and a window appeared with a dazzling sound effect.
You have acquired the item ‘[Rainbow Tulip Cradle (30 days)]. Do you want to reveal your character name on the server?’
As soon as Yeowoon clicked the confirmation window without even thinking about it, the fact that he had acquired the item became known throughout the server. She clicked on the item window to check the items in the ‘Event’ section and found that the Tulip Cradle was a vehicle item. It was a very useless item to me. If it were a pet, I would have had it pick up items for me, but what do I do riding a flower?
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Wow
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Mime, that one is also dropped by hunting.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: ㄷ
However, the reactions of others were different from Yeowoon’s thoughts. It’s a reaction as if some good item has emerged. Soon enough, whispers started pouring in and the chat window was filled with yellow letters.
[Whisper] Cool cat: Cool deal for 100 million
[Whisper]jqealqw22: Wow wow~~~
[Whisper]jqealqw22: Where did you get that??
[Whisper] jqealqw22: I’ve been digging in the Star Cradle for 5 hours since morning, and only one beaded sandal came out.
[Whisper] Cool cat: 150 million ㄱ
[Whispering] My dad: How much do you sell it for? If you want to sell it, please let me know and I will match the price@@@@@@
[Whisper] Jjangsen dealer: 700 million ssssssss
[Whisper] Cool cat: Cool deal for 160 million
[Whispering] Cool Cat: Hey
[Whisper] Cool cat: Hey hey@@@@@@@!#$!#$!#!@@
[Whisper] Cool cat: Cool deal for 190 million
[Whisper] Cool cat: I used my heart and can get in right away 200 million ㄱ
I was completely distracted due to the chat window popping up before I even had time to read it. It was at best a vehicle item, so I couldn’t figure out why they were rushing at me like that. It’s not like there are no existing mount items at all.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Is this an item bound to Tulip? I didn’t see it at the auction house… .
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Not attribution
[Party] Park Hwibug: But there are no properties for sale hahaha Even for 30 days, it would be 700 to 800 million won? If you put it on the auction block for 12 hours and sell it for 1 billion won, a rich kid will likely buy it.
oh my god. There was a reason why the prices quoted were so different. Even though it is tradable, it doesn’t appear for sale very often, so it doesn’t seem to be an item that drops often.
[Party]neutaaaa: Is this really that good?
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: It’s not that it’s good, but the tulip is pretty!
[Party] neutaaaa: Ah… .
Well, if it’s pretty, it’s understandable. Yeowoon also saw last year’s winter event items and thought, ‘I should have started a little earlier.’ She remembers having regrets. It was in the same context that clothes sold in fashion shops were useless in battle, but sold like hot cakes simply because they were pretty.
[Whispering] Gi9 Star: Hey… .
When I suddenly noticed that the chat color changed, the Earth Star whispered to me.
“what?”
Why are you suddenly whispering to me? While Yeowoon was confused, Earth Star hesitated for a moment and then spoke.
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: If you’re going to sell it, will you sell it to me for 1 billion… ?
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: I’m throwing away all my pride and asking… … .
As he was quietly asking the question one-on-one, it seemed like he didn’t want the two guild members to know about this. Yeowoon, who had no intention of doing as he wished, chuckled and tapped her fingers on the keyboard to reply to him.
[Party] neutaaaa: The whispers are so quiet I can’t hear them
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Yes?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: ??
[Whispering] Gi9Star: No… … .
[Party] neutaaaa: I can’t hear you, whisper a little louder
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: … … .
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Did you actually hear a whisper from the Earth? Hahahahahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: For some reason, I couldn’t say anything.
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny funny; I have to tell you right now
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: You wanted a tulip so much?? Hahahahahahaha
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Stop broadcasting, cat cat
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: I only sent one, but Park Hwi sent four chats.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: I will definitely take revenge someday
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Oh my, I’m so scared.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Oh my gosh, I’m so scared.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Meow cat is a dog
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: I followed suit, but that person only said something to me.
After picking up all the rewards and leaving the ant tunnel dungeon, I returned to the dark tunnel map.
‘Instant Dungeon has been reset.’
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: I think I will get ant hatred
[Party] Park Hwibug: Look at you changing your words because you’re embarrassed.
Earth Star reset the party login settings and showed signs of entering the portal again. Oh, you can’t go in yet. Before his appearance disappeared, Yeowoon quickly clicked the right mouse button and made a deal with Earth Star.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ? why?
Even though I asked what the Earth Star was, I quickly pressed the accept transaction button. When her trading window opened, Yeowoon dragged her tulip item into her trading window.
[Party] ㅈi9Byeol: Oh wow, I don’t have any money right now… I’ll go to town and come back. I’ll pick it up soon!
[Party]neutaaaa: No
Earth Star canceled the deal without any time to stop it and immediately disappeared. When he suddenly disappeared from sight, Nyannyangnyangnyang and Park Hwibuglae began to complain afterward, demanding that the price be raised.
Please double the price. Say that one 0 is missing. If you bring money, tell them you won’t sell it. While the two were explaining how to rob Earthstar of its marrow, Earthstar reappeared with money.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Bitnyuta, I’m here>_<
Suddenly, the way he spoke and called himself changed. This was the first time that the guy who used to call Yeowoon ‘Hey’, ‘Nim’, or ‘Hey’ every day called himself by a proper nickname.
‘Ji9 Star has applied for a transaction.’
A transaction window appeared on the screen. When I dragged the tulip back to the item window, Earth Star began writing numbers into the transaction window. And as soon as the number ‘1,200,000,000’ came to mind, Yeo-woon right-clicked on the item, quickly removed it, and pressed the transaction confirmation button.
‘The transaction is complete.’
[Party]neutaaaa: ㄱㅅ~^^
When I opened the item window, I saw that Yeowoon had become rich overnight. They said they would give 1 billion won, but I was able to confirm that they gave 200 million more.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Huh?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ???huh??
[Party] Park Hwibug: No way hahaha
Earth Star was confused when she found out late that she had been pickpocketed. Seeing that he was silent for a while, it seemed like he was searching through the item window.
[Illusion tip!] When making a transaction, make sure to check and press the transaction acceptance button!
When I saw the tip sentence that was posted on the server every 30 minutes with good timing, Yeowoon became very happy.
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Heh
[Whisper] ㅈi9Byeol: I like that one, but please give me your contact information.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Can I open it if I don’t like it?
[Whispering] ㅈi9 Byul: Or, I’ll give you my number, so you can call me haha.
[Whisper] ㅈi9 Byul: I’ve never seen Hyeonpi before, but I want to see that face once.
[Whispering] neutaaaa: Haha, I’m not good at all… .
[Whispering] Gi9 Byul: Hey, where do you live?
A soft smile spread across his lips. You’re cheating on this taste!
[Party] neutaaaa: Days like this are coming… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ?
[Party] neutaaaa: I guess heaven is blessing me like this because I live hard every day.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Am I the sky?
[Party]neutaaaa: Thank you, Mom and Dad
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Am I your dad?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] ㅈi9Star: How can you play with people’s hearts like this?
‘Ji9 Star applied for one-on-one fighting (PVP). Do you want to accept it?’
‘You refused.’
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: ㅁ1 friend, get PVP when you say nice things.
[Party] neutaaaa: You didn’t say anything nice ㅜㅜ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Get PVP♥
‘Ji9 Star applied for one-on-one fighting (PVP). Do you want to accept it?’
‘You refused.’
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Receive PVP ㅆ1 shot♥♥♥♥
[Party] neutaaaa: Sit back and tell stories about chaebols
[Party] Kitty Meow Meow Meow: ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
It seemed like one of the two was broadcasting to Poseidon’s guild chat. Chats on the server microphone began to stream in.
[Server] Park Hwibug: I got pickpocketed for 1 billion won by a newbie and if it were me, I would quit the game haha.
[Server] Halloween Eggplant: I sincerely congratulate you on being scammed for the first time in your life^-^~
[Server]al0ha: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Server]al0ha: Tkkkkkk
[Server] Captain Poseidon: Self-employed ^^
[Server] Cat Meow Meow Meow: ☎i9★ Bank ♨ Interest-free loan ♣ Available up to 1 billion 100% free/free
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Meow cat is a dog again;
The Poseidon guild members wholeheartedly congratulated themselves on the fact that Earth had been defrauded. That guild seemed genuinely happy about its members’ misfortune.
Even Poseidon’s guild master whispered to Yeowoon, ‘Congratulations. ‘I guess it’s a consolation prize! Haha,’ she said, and even liked it for me. Yeo-woon, who suddenly became a person with 1.2 billion won, felt all her resentment being washed away as she saw Earth Star swinging her spear and pretending to hit her character.
Well played. With her relieved heart, Yeo-woon applied for a deal again with Earth Star, who was running wild.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: I won’t be fooled, don’t make a deal ㅗ
[Party] neutaaaa: Take it quickly, I’m going to take a shower and sleep now.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I won’t be fooled
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I won’t be fooled.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: But it’s really zoom… .?
[Party] Park Hwibug: Haha, it would be fun to become the guy who got ripped off for 2 billion won.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅡㅡ
I didn’t intend to steal the money from the beginning. It just happened to be like that.
“The person who was deceived is a fool… .”
Yeowoon dragged the tulip item he originally intended to give to Earth Star into the item window and entered the 1.2 billion he had extorted from him.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Why do you give me my money back?
When I pressed the transaction confirmation button, Earth Star left the window without pressing the accept button and the transaction window disappeared from the monitor.
‘Transaction has been cancelled.’
‘Ji9 Star has applied for a transaction.’
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I also have a conscience and won’t rip off items from beggars like you… lol
[Party]neutaaaa: ? Receive when you give
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㄴ;
This transaction was also canceled for the same reason.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: How is this? I didn’t even get to the 3rd job change. Give me my money back!!
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: I was angry because I got scammed earlier lol I guess I feel bad for just accepting it haha.
[Party] Park Hwibeolae: Just take it, he has a lot of money.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Ahem
[Party] neutaaaa: I thought it would just jump out, but
[Party] neutaaaa: Thank you for playing 20 rounds of the game today.
[Party] neutaaaa: It’s a hassle haha.
I knew that going around the same map not just once, but 20 times was not easy. Even though he did it because he had a goal to achieve, it was something he was grateful for. It’s not a cute pet, and if it’s a mount item, it’s not very useful to me, and I thought the item would be happier if it went to someone who desperately wanted it.
[Party] neutaaaa: Even though Earth Star didn’t help at all, I was just going to give it to you from the beginning.
[Party] Cat Meow Meow Meow: It didn’t help, so why are you giving me the money back? Hahaha, are you a philanthropist?
[Party] Park Hwibeolrae: If you get your money back like that on Earth, it’s really trash. There’s nothing to take from it, so I’m going to start a rumor that I extorted money from newbies.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Oh, I won’t accept it;;;
[Party] neutaaaa: ㅜㅜI have to go out tomorrow for an interview… . I’ll just give you the item and leave.
It was true that I had to go out and see. There was no time to argue anymore as the second interview was scheduled for tomorrow morning. It’s a big problem if you oversleep.
[Party]neutaaaa: ㅂㅂ
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Wait a minute
Yeowoon immediately left the party before Earth Star could even say hello. He also had his own plan. Instead of logging out of the game right away, Yeowoon warped to the village and ran to the postman.
‘The mail has been sent.’
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: ㅅㅂ
[Couple] ㅈi9Byul: Is that the one who just sent you the mail?
As soon as I sent the mail with 1.2 billion won attached, the chat message arrived. They asked me to answer right away and the plastering started again.
‘It’s boring, why does he make such a fuss even if I give him money?’
Yeowoon did not reply to his words and immediately shut down the computer.
***
What an interview with Yeowoon Lee
I have a lot to say
Haha let’s have a drink
Call me at night… .
ok!
I completely ruined the interview. Today, I stuttered a lot because the words I was trying to say got stuck in my throat, and after the interview was over, the interviewer sitting next to me called the head of the human resources team “uncle” and went to eat. He didn’t submit his documents only here, and he didn’t think this was the only place he could go, but he couldn’t help but feel dirty. If there is a designated candidate, why not tell a useless person to come and go?
Before her memories faded and this shitty feeling faded away, Yeowoon went to a nearby cafe to write a raw review on a job search site. However, why was it that all the cafes around here were so full that all the seats were full? The thought of people moving around too much filled her mind. Just like the last time, Yeo-woon crossed her crosswalk and took her steps along her familiar path.
As soon as I opened the glass door with a clanging sound, the fragrant scent of coffee passed my nose. Although all the seats were occupied, I noticed one customer standing up with a tray at good timing. Yeowoon went straight to the spot and put her bag down on her chair. People who had been flinching nearby like meerkats to move her place sighed.
I didn’t understand why everyone wanted to move here because there was no place to plug in a laptop, and the cramped seating wasn’t for 4 people. A famous spot that only I don’t know about, is it something like that… .
“… … ?”
Yeo-woon got up to pick up his wallet and order coffee, and a familiar face caught his eye. The man was staring into space inside the counter with a face that seemed like he was dying because everything in the world was bothersome and he didn’t want to go to work. Yeowoon sat down again. The seat he happened to be sitting in had a very good view of the inside of the counter even when he was sitting there.
“Would you like to order?”
As I moved to the counter and looked at the menu, a man asked me a question. Yeowoon glanced at his chest. The name ‘Yoon Ji-gu’ was engraved in yellow letters on the black name tag.
“Please give me an Americano and some cheesecake.”
“Are you going to eat?”
Yeowoon nodded instead of speaking. I was a bit scared the last time I was wearing training clothes and a hat, but it was still the same now, although to a lesser extent. Even though he was dressed in such a neat uniform, his heart fluttered even when he just made eye contact, perhaps because of the piercings that showed off his presence in his ears. Even if you asked me right here and there how much money I had, I wouldn’t feel uncomfortable. Yeowoon took a deep breath and calmed himself down.
“The last time.”
As Yeowoon spoke, the man who had been pressing down the menu name on his POS machine looked up. He wondered if he had said something for no reason as his gaze seemed to be glaring sharply.
“You were feeding the cat in front of me, right?”
“… … Do you live around here?”
“no. “I asked for directions.”
“Do you know me?”
“I don’t know?”
“Then why are you pretending to know?”
“… I guess you don’t remember me. At that time, I tried to ask for directions and he was very surprised. I remember… .”
At Yeo-woon’s words, the man’s eyes strangely lingered on his face, then he pursed his lips and shook his head. For some reason, he felt bad that he wasn’t recognized. On the other hand, the man was unable to hide his displeasure for some reason.
He operated the force machine a few more times, confirmed that Yeowoon’s card was inserted into the card reader, and calculated the menu he ordered. There was a crackling sound and letters were engraved on the receipt. He said, tearing up the receipt and holding it on top of his card.
“What you ordered-.”
“Hyung, I’m out of all the cheesecake I made, so I have to cut it from the inside.”
“… “I have a receipt.”
“… … ?”
“… … .”
The man seemed to realize something was strange belatedly. The part-time workers behind him turned their heads and suppressed their laughter, and the man’s face gradually began to turn bright red. After watching his entire body turn red, starting from the nape of his neck to his white ears, Yeowoon accepted the card and receipt he held out.
Unable to laugh openly in front of someone who was blushing bright red, Yeowoon returned to his seat holding the card tightly and bowed his head in silence for a minute. Five minutes later, Yeo-woon brought the drinks and cake back to his seat, turned on his laptop, opened the job search site, and wrote with more concentration than when writing his self-introduction. When she finished writing and read it, she really liked that she didn’t just use swear words, but showed very polite anger.
I’ll be at your house later around 9 o’clock.
yep
Are you leaving me empty-handed?
ㅗ
There is no reason to clean the house just because friends are coming, and even if you clean it anyway, it is obvious that it will be restored to its original state by tomorrow morning. Yeo-woon closed the window of her job search site, thinking that she could wake up in about an hour. He slowly started doing other things. Yeo-woon, who was closing the current news window and reading the webtoon he subscribed to, suddenly remembered the name and searched for the name of this cafe.
Review by ‘ewkj****’ ★★★★★ (Recommended 180)
Since it was recently opened, the bathroom is really clean! The taste of the coffee is mediocre, but it’s not bad for a coffee around here. What’s important is that the part-time worker is good-looking. Thanks to this, house prices are likely to rise
Review by ‘vkflz****’ ★★★★★ (162 recommendations)
The Americano is cheap~ The cake goes really well with coffee and the Namalba is delicious.
Review by ‘ewkj****’ ★★★★☆ (130 recommendations)
The coffee tasted just so-so, but sometimes the cat came to visit. And one of the employees is handsome haha.
‘alqwk****”s review ★★☆☆☆ (2 recommended, 150 not recommended)
Why is the review here like this? Is this viral marketing that is popular these days? hmm… . Do you think I’m more handsome? Coffee is cheap and good.
Review by ‘kkjja***’ ★★★★★ (120 recommended, 1 not recommended)
I was passing by because it was in the neighborhood, and I thought it was some kind of agency practice room. I was skeptical, but this is the first time I’ve read such trustworthy reviews… thank you 🙂
Last time, I didn’t even think about looking at cafe reviews and only checked the ratings, but when I opened the reviews section, I saw that many of the reviews were complimenting Alba’s appearance. Yeowoon raised her head and looked at the man who was busy moving beyond. Why are there so many people in a cafe located in such a remote place? . Is it really because of that person?
“… … .”
“… … .”
I looked over there and made eye contact with the man. For some reason, he frowned and quickly avoided my gaze.
Review by ‘dudns****’ ★★★★★
This was my second time coming and the cake was delicious!! I think I’ll stop by sometimes when I’m nearby.
Yeo-woon, who left a review of his visit to the cafe like in a guestbook, closed his laptop and sipped the coffee he was drinking. The lingering feeling of playing with her hands while listening to the softly flowing music made her dot her tears as if she were finishing a drawing she had just drawn on a piece of tissue paper.
It’s not that I’m conscious of it, I just like drawing. That’s how it is.
***
After running all night, I fell asleep like I fainted. When she was deep in unconsciousness, she heard a familiar ringtone. Yeowoon, who had been covering her ears with her pillow, couldn’t stand her noise and got up and fumbled around. The ringtone got louder and louder, and finally the phone was in my hand.
“hello!”
Yeowoon answered the phone somewhat belligerently. Whatever kind of cub he was, he was dead unless it was important or not.
“… … Ah yes.”
Yeowoon, who couldn’t even open his eyes, suddenly responded to the other person in a calm voice. He himself felt that his posture had become more relaxed than before.
“You’re so noisy.”
The phone call didn’t last long. Yeo-woon, who had just woken up completely, put her cell phone on the bed and crawled on the floor, grabbed Se-hyung and shook him.
“Sehyung, wake up. huh? “Get up and look at me.”
“Why?”
Yeo-woon forced Se-hyeong, whose eyes were swollen, to his feet and spoke while holding him.
“Slap my face.”
“okay.”
match. Se-hyung slapped Yeo-woon on the cheek without thinking, and Yeo-woon felt so much pain that she headbutted him, knocking him out. The guy whined that his head was pounding. This isn’t a dream… .
“I want to go to work.”
Sehyung blinked at those words and then replied with a distorted expression.
“What are you talking about? There yesterday? “I heard there was a designated person. Isn’t that voice phishing?”
“lol.”
As Yeowoon smiled sheepishly, disgust appeared on Sehyeong’s face. He spoke through gritted teeth as if he wanted to shake off the lingering emotions at any moment.
“You’re really unlucky… . Congratulations, a dog. So are you moving now? “They said if you stick there, you’ll move nearby.”
“I’ll just look into some properties for now. “It’s not urgent.”
“Don’t get scammed by rushing in and look around in several places.”
Yes, that should be it. Yeowoon couldn’t hide her smile and laughed heartily. Then she felt her blood run cold as the thoughts passed through her head.
“… “I didn’t check attendance yesterday.”
“What check?”
“Oh, it’s because of you!”
As I pushed my friend, who was sprawled on the floor, with my foot and turned on the computer, he curled up and mumbled.
“it hurts… . Stop playing games. “What if I don’t do it for a day?”
“I can’t get this even if I don’t do it for just one day!”
done. It’s not easy to expect understanding from a guy whose only games are Tetris or Minesweeper. Yeowoon logged in by entering his password and ID on the game’s main screen. That didn’t mean she would receive the attendance reward she missed yesterday, but she felt anxious for no reason.
A loading window with cute characters passed by. As the screen changed and the village where I had last logged in appeared on the monitor, the red letters were the first thing to greet me.
‘The mailbox is full and the auction house cannot be used. Please check your mailbox and empty its contents!’
I wondered what this was, so I double-clicked on the Postman right in front of me and opened the mailbox. Inside, I saw a mailbox full of 20 pages. Eight mails are stored per page, and 160 mails had arrived even though I had not logged in for a day. It even seemed like all items were attached, as the bulk confirmation button was not pressed.
Most of the mail was sent from Earth, and occasionally other nicknames were included. After opening the mail that arrived at the top, Yeowoon was so dumbfounded that she could only laugh. Now, this bastard can’t believe that I gave him 1.2 billion back the day before yesterday and ran away… .
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[Received mail] |
Sender | : | ㅈi9 stars |
title | : | . |
grave
Attachment: 100,000,000 Bell
“Lee Yeo-un. I sleep a little more. “Wake me up at three o’clock to eat.”
“… … Uh, get some sleep.”
Se-hyung climbed up from the floor and took over Yeo-woon’s bed. Yeo-woon didn’t even look at Se-hyeong and just rolled down the mouse wheel. Then, she opened the mail one by one and tried pressing the couple window using a shortcut key. Perhaps because it was still morning, the planet Earth was not yet connected.
Yeo-woon decided to go to a nearby bank NPC and save all his money and then count how much money he received from Earth Star. When I excluded the mail left by the Poseidon guild members and only received the money sent by Earth Star, a huge amount of money began to accumulate along with the sound of coins falling on the balance, which was 0. After organizing only three pages, a message appeared that the [Get Rich Quickly] achievement was broken.
‘The Quick Rich achievement has been unlocked.’
The achievement system was a feature that could be achieved by meeting certain conditions within the game. However, even if achievements were achieved, there was no significant buff effect other than a sense of accomplishment, so there was no point in collecting them. Before I knew it, the balance had reached 10 billion bells. The amount attached to each mail was different, and sometimes event items were included.
I must be crazy. What on earth is he doing, entrusting money worth well over 10 billion to someone like me? What if I jump out with it? Yeo-woon no longer knows anything about the planet Earth. After sorting out all the remaining mail, almost 50 billion won had accumulated.
After I returned all the money I received from the Poseidon guild members, people who were currently online started talking to me through friend chat.
[Friend] Park Hwibug: What?
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: Just take it… .
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: Really! Just like I heard from Earth Star, he is naughty… . ;;
[Friend]neutaaaa: It’s not B, it’s T, it’s Newta
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: ? merge… .
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: I also received compulsory education, but suddenly I became someone who couldn’t read the alphabet.
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: Hahahahahahahahahaha
“Oh, you meant to say you’re a newbie.”
Yeowoon, who had finally realized that fact, blinked and frowned. After turning Halloween Branch into someone who couldn’t even read the alphabet, he decided to break down these people’s absurd logic.
[Friend] neutaaaa: Actually, I’m not a newbie, I quit the game I was playing because it broke.
[Friend] neutaaaa: I was a max level chef there too, right?
[Friend] neutaaaa: I was the sous chef of the biggest tavern on the Paladin server.
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: LOL Little Foret 2?
“… … !”
My heart sank as Halloween Eggplant guessed the name of the game I was playing before. I used a different nickname in that game, but my first thought was how did I recognize it? Surprise precedes rational judgment.
[Friend]neutaaaa: Hey, do you know me?
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: What do you know lol
[Friend] Halloween branch: Little Fore refugees all came to illusion haha Yoo-Myeong
[Friend]neutaaaa: Ah… .
Since the game genre is similar, I think I heard that most people who left the game for the same reason as me were stuck in Illusion. Little Forest 2 was literally a masterpiece. Among the existing users, most of those who thought they had been around for a long time left. There were a lot of operational problems as the company that runs the game changed, and there was an absurd difficulty adjustment for the reason of recruiting newbies. People who liked the existing atmosphere could not adapt to the changed game, and the game was well on its way to destruction.
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: Why did I have to come to Illusion? They say this place is a shit game haha.
[Friend] Park Hwibug: Newnim People usually call it Newbee,,
[Friend]neutaaaa: I’m about to be level 160, right?
[Friend] Park Hwibug: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yes!
[Friend]Halloween Eggplant: ?Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: Your level is too small haha
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: 160ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“Adam… .”
If you just look around the village, there are plenty of people of lower level than you. I didn’t know why these people were so nice to me, even though I didn’t raise them all.
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: But why does a newbie ignore people’s favor like this?
[Friend]neutaaaa: Then I’ll just accept your favor. Thank you.
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: In that case… .
‘New mail has arrived. Please check your mailbox.’
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: My favors mainly come in financial form.
‘New mail has arrived. Please check your mailbox.’
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: Mine too… lol
‘New mail has arrived. Please check your mailbox.’
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: Since New Nim’s 3rd job change, it’s been an equipment fight. Since it is an illusion game, it costs a lot of money to strengthen weapons. I heard that even if Little Fore’s reinforcement fails, the weapon doesn’t explode?
[Friend]neutaaaa: Ah yes… .
[Friend]neutaaaa: Not now, but then.
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: ㄹㅇ???? How come the weapon doesn’t explode??
In the previous game ‘Little Forest 2’, if a weapon failed to be strengthened, the probability of success increased by 0.5%, and the main body was not destroyed. I wasn’t used to the idea of my weapon being destroyed while strengthening, so I don’t know how bad I felt when I first exploded the equipment in Illusion.
Park Hwi-lae came to the lingering place and sat down gently in front of him.
[Friend] Park Hwibug: I’ve been running around for a whole month because I put 3 ops on the cane and spirit stone I’m using now.
[Friend] Park Hwibug: Would you like to see it? I solved the information
[Friend]neutaaaa: Huh
The weapon that Park Hwi-bugae was currently using had a different color starting from the edges. Occasionally, when I see a user wearing a sparkling effect in town, I click on it to see if they have opened the information, but the additional options are different from those.
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: The cane is awesome haha.
[Friend] Park Hwi Bug: It’s higher than 250+!
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: The golden hammer I enchanted was broken a lot.
The staff had a whopping Lv. 10 attack power increase option, all stat Lv. 9, and attack speed Lv. 8. There were also small options to reduce damage and increase defense, but this was enough to make anyone who found it buy it in a rush as soon as it was put on the auction house.
[Friend] Park Hwibug: I haven’t strengthened my armor yet… Haha, after the 3rd job change, you start to see a clear difference depending on the options.
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: No matter how much the Little Foret refugees ran wild like crazy, they are all going to leave here haha. Among the guild members who came over with us, weren’t there many who quit because they didn’t have capital?
[Friend] neutaaaa: I don’t know, because I’m a solo player… .
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: I’m giving it to you to stop you from playing games. Normally, all newbies do that because they get things like this! Haha, if you think about it, it’s no different than raising the cat ourselves.
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: ?? Cat grew up alone.
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: I buffed him sometimes, so it’s no different from raising him^^
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: There is no reason to help someone who wants to become a Valkyrie.
Seeing that he was a cat, it seemed like he was talking about cat cat cat cat cat cat. I remember Cat Meow Meow Meow was probably a Wolfist, and she seemed to be thinking about taking the Valkyrie route as her 4th job. Valkyrie was ranked number one in the ‘Top 5 Jobs to Avoid’ that Yeowoon looked for when he first started playing the game. I remembered it because it was difficult to control, even more difficult to play solo, and had poor performance, and even though it was a recently released job, it was famous for being abandoned by the management.
[Friend] neutaaaa: I heard Valkyrie doesn’t really do it… .
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: Soㅡㅡ; Maybe it’s because you’re young, but you’re immature!
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: But yesterday, I heard that you couldn’t send money because your mailbox was full… . Is that by any chance Earthstar’s doing?
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: Oh, that’s right haha How long has it been since the Earth?
“… … .”
Others usually sent amounts ranging from 50 million to 100 million bells. It was natural to think that the amount for each district was in that range. Yeowoon hesitated for a moment, then tapped the numbers with her fingers before pressing her enter key.
[Friend]neutaaaa: 500… .
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: 5 million? LOL That’s a lot of money
[Friend]neutaaaa: No… .
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: Is it really 500 won?
[Friend]neutaaaa: 100 million
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: 100 million?
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: Did you hit ㅁ1????
[Friend] Captain Poseidon: ??
As expected, I felt that everyone was dumbfounded as the amount was something they could not have imagined. The chat window became noisy, saying that Earth was crazy. It was worth it. For 50 billion won, you could buy the equipment that was already installed without having to do any option work.
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: Ah, Earth Star, you must be sleeping now.
[Friend] Park Hwibeol-rae: Wow, but he always avoids answering when I ask him how much money he has.
[Friend] Park Hwibugae: I guess they were in groups of ㄹㅇ;;
Since he had not logged on yet, there was no one to question why he did this. It just added to the burden.
Yeo-woon sent a mail to Earth Star with 50 billion won attached and immediately logged in as a secondary character for the warehouse. She then sent her mail towards the main character ‘neutaaaa’, filling up her mailbox. If this happened, Earth would no longer be able to send mail to me.
***
That evening, Yeo-woon, who came in after feeding Jeong Se-hyeong and doing some errands for him, logged into the game again.
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: Is the woodcutter there?
But as soon as he logged into the game, someone whispered to him. For a moment, he thought he had been possessed by a fairy tale.
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: I heard this after seeing the transaction post last week. Are you still selling resurrection tokens?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Yes… .
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: ㄴㅇㅅㅅㅋㅋㅋ I’ll buy them all^^ What channels are there?
[Whisper]neutaaaa: I’ll go to Channel 3 Isis
I don’t know how to get a transaction call in a timely manner as soon as I connect. Yeowoon took out the items she had stored in her warehouse and waited in front of the Isis Stone Tower where she was supposed to meet the mountain spirit. But strangely, there were a lot of people who made deals today, perhaps by mistake. No, there were too many. Embarrassed, Yeo-woon was waiting for the mountain spirit, pressing no inconveniently.
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: Activate the transaction.;;
As I removed the flying spear, a pure white mountain spirit character, who I don’t know when it appeared, was jumping up and down. As her nickname suggests, she was dressed in a goddess-like hanbok, and her white hair and beard that hung down to her waist looked very sacred.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Wait a minute, people keep saying… today. . Wait a minute. They are all rejecting you, so keep walking.
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: Oh, that’s it. How many?
[Whisper] neutaaaa: 400/50 each, a total of 200 million
[Whispering] neutaaaa: But why are you talking like that? The concept is mountain spirit, then?
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: That’s right;
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Hahahahahahahaha
When I placed the Token of Resurrection item in the transaction window, the words ‘200,000,000 Bell’ appeared in the Mountain Spirit’s transaction section. After checking the number of 0s, Yeo-woon pressed the transaction acceptance button and belatedly realized that there was one more 0 right before he hit the enter key.
‘The transaction is complete.’
“what?”
After seeing that his money had increased, Yeowoon applied to the mountain spirit for a transaction. However, he disappeared into another channel and his deal was canceled altogether.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Hey, you gave me more money.
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: ? How much more did I give you?
[Whispering] neutaaaa: I was supposed to give you 200 million, but you gave me 2 billion.
[Whispering] Mountain Spirit: Haha, you are an honest woodcutter^^ Please keep all the change.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: ?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Hey there
[Whisper]neutaaaa: Mountain Spirit
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Hey??
I didn’t know how this happened. First, Yeo-woon used any warp capsule to avoid people making deals and ran away to a deserted village. There was nothing blocking the screen except for whispers, so he was able to relax for an hour.
[Server] Mountain Spirit: Slot machine event was successful. I was dubious, but really, please double the amount haha. I gave 2 billion and received 4 billion pretending to make a deal. Good luck with your strategy, everyone. ^^
At that time, the server microphone raised by the mountain god who had just completed the transaction came to mind, and Yeowoon began to judge the situation with a dumb expression on his face.
[Whisper] GD Lemon: Hello? This is GM Lemon. If you won the Guerrilla event, please empty one mailbox and we will add the event prize.^^
[Whispering] Chlorine: Hey, someone said that if they give you money, they will double it. Is this true? Isn’t that GoStop for making trouble?
[Whisper] CM Centimeter: Hello, this is the new GM. We are giving away 100 million won to a random user as a hazing event. Where are you?
[Whispering] Chlorine: I heard that I have 1 billion won in total assets today. If I give you 1 billion today and receive 2 billion, I will give you 500 million separately!! Can you do business with me?
As I watched the whispers coming even when I was still, all I could do was laugh. There was only one person who could do something like this.
[Couple]neutaaaa:
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Isn’t that me?!??! go-
Even after seeing him come in, he stayed still without saying hello, and as soon as I called him, he started yelling no. Her reaction was obvious.
[Couple]neutaaaa: Haha, I haven’t said anything yet.
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Hahahahahahahahaha
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Ah… . I got stabbed for no reason haha
[Couple] ㅈi9Byul: But why didn’t you come in yesterday?>_<
[Couple]neutaaaa: I stretched out while drinking… .
[Couple] ㅈi9 Star: ㅋㅋㅋㅠㅠ I guess I’m not good at drinking
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: If I had come in yesterday, I would have at least received the 3rd job change quest today.
As I sat on the deserted Marchen Bridge, the Earth Star soon appeared through the portal. He rolled the black shadow spear in all directions and rolled in the air, and as soon as he arrived next to Yeowoon, he slammed the spear on the floor and used random emoticons in succession.
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: I have no way to contact you
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: The event period is fixed. Time continues to pass, but if you don’t come in, the loss of experience is too great.
[Couple]neutaaaa: It’s my hand anyway, so what does it matter?
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: It was frustratingㅜ
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: I waited all day yesterday… .
[Couple]neutaaaa: ? Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
After a half-hearted apology, the Earth Star finally stopped moving around.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: New, do you know Whole Blue?
[Couple]neutaaaa: ㅇㅇ
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Install that
[Couple]neutaaaa: ?
Whole Blue was an app often used in games where the game voice chat function was generally poor. I heard that it is often used by guilds in various games because it has a voice chat function and the server can accommodate multiple people at once. I’ve only actually used it a few times… .
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Then I’ll tell you my friend code>_<
[Couple]neutaaaa: Why?
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: It’s uncomfortable. I’m trying to set the connection time… Is this the purpose of saying things like what time we will both be leaving?
[Couple]neutaaaa: ?
[Couple]neutaaaa: Do I even have to talk to that person?;; It’s annoying… .
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: You’re annoying me again ㅡㅡ;
[Couple] ㅈi9Byul: Then are you going to make me wait all the time???
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Don’t you know that time is more precious than money?
Earth Star got irritated by moving around the map non-stop, as if her body ached when she stayed still. But the lingering feeling was sincere. If you just turn off the computer, you won’t know each other anyway, so I don’t know why we need to expand our contact methods to include other means. She didn’t even want to… .
‘Ji9 Star invited you to the party. Do you want to accept it?’
At the party were Park Hwi-rae and Captain Poseidon. Today, it seemed like Captain Poseidon was trying to help instead of Meow Meow Meow. It was both a burden and a gratitude, so Yeo-woon felt like a burden had been placed on his heart for no reason. Park Hwi-lae and Captain Poseidon saw the place where the two people were and moved to Marchen Bridge.
[Party] Park Hwibug: I heard that Newnim has confirmed that it has become a slot machine!
[Party] Captain Poseidon: I’m sorryㅠㅠ Our guild members are immatureㅜㅜ
[Party]neutaaaa: It’s okay
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: It’s okay haha
The four characters sitting on the railing on the bridge looked cute, so Yeowoon took a screenshot without realizing it. The Poseidon guild mark with the effect of pouring waves went well with the map’s background full of starlight and romance.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: New, have I misunderstood this whole time? I think I did that
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I was mistaken in thinking that you were the ones who came into the guild and caused trouble.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: But if you look closely, it doesn’t seem like he’s that kind of person… .
suddenly?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Looks like he’s just a guy?ㄷㄷ
[Couple]neutaaaa: ㅡㅡ?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Ah, anyway, I feel a bit sorry.
Yeo-woon tilted his head in confusion at the sudden attempt to resolve the misunderstanding.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: It’s artificial ^^; Even so, I will not raise your position.
[Party] neutaaaa: Haha somehow… .
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Erai ㄱ-
It seemed like he was caught trying to make a false apology to increase his position while the guild master was there. Yeo-Woon really liked Captain Poseidon, who was firm towards Earth Star, regardless of whether he was a guild member or not.
[Party] neutaaaa: Earth Star
[Couple]neutaaaa: What do you do?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I’ll take care of it. They won’t even install Whole Blue.
[Party] neutaaaa: Are you buying some in cash because you have so much money?? Because I did it
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hahahahahahaha
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Hahaha… .
The party members laughed meaningfully at Yeowoon’s words. I felt a sense of alienation.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Money… . There must be a lot… ? It’s all strange because I wrote it.
[Party] neutaaaa: Are you unemployed?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ? Haha, I’ve been working in the same job for 14 years.
So even if you started working right after graduating from high school… . He could be seen as being older than Yeowoon’s cousin. He spoke in a tone that gave no hint of age.
[Party] Park Hwibug: I’m a college student, 2nd year haha.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Hahahahahahaha 14 years
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Oh, what should I do if I say that?
The Earth Star fell to the floor and made a crying motion before suddenly disappearing from its spot. When I clicked on the party window and looked at the location, I could see that I had already arrived at the ‘Wrath of the Lion King’ map, which is a higher dungeon than Ant Cave.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Oh, Earth Star is going first. Are you embarrassed? . Shall we go too?
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: ㅇㅇㅋㅋㅋ
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Have you installed Whole Blue?
[Whispering] i9 star: I’m going to go to dinner soon… ㅜ Don’t you wonder what time you come back after eating?
[Whisper] ㅈi9 Byul: I wonder what I do for a livingㅜㅜ
[Whisper] Gi9 Byul: Aren’t you curious about what you eat?
“… … .”
Earth Star really seemed to use the features given in the game well. There is a party chat, so I use whispers, and sometimes I talk through couple chat. But I never wondered what other people ate for a living. Right now, I can’t even remember what I ate yesterday.
[Party] neutaaaa: The whispers are so small I can’t hear them well
[Party] ㅈi9Star: You’re really annoying
[Party]neutaaaa: ㅇㅇ
[Party] Park Hwibug: The two of you are together… Are you in a relationship?
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: Two Lovers ㅋ
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Aren’t you talking too harshly to me, Roach?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: ;;I’m sorry
Seeing that they were so frustrated with not having a means of contact made me wonder if I should just hang out with them. Yeowoon followed her party members into the dungeon and found the application in the store, and the installation of the application was completed the moment the boss monster, the Lion King, was defeated.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: sq10e04wea
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: ?
[Whisper] ㅈi9Star: Ah
[Whisper] Ji9Star: Wow
Earth Star, who immediately recognized the form of the friend code that was whispered in his ear, came over to his friend in less than a minute. When I clicked the plus button to accept him as a friend, a chat room with him was opened. There was a voice chat button at the bottom right, and there was also an area where you could just send and receive messages, similar to a regular chat.
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: I’ll come for dinner><
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Then, I’ll go out and get some coffee too.
[Party] Park Hwibug: I’m running errands for my dad… .
Everyone left, leaving their characters in front of the dungeon, saying they would finish their business within 30 minutes. After a while, Earth Star sent a photo. His dinner tonight seemed to be seasoned chicken with red sauce. After hesitating for a moment about what to say in response, Yeowoon sent a thumbs-up emoticon.
***
While Yeowoon was skimming through level dungeons and walkthroughs while waiting for the party members to go do their own business, an unidentifiable guild invitation window appeared on the screen.
<Strawberry Jam>Guild
Lv.218 Taalgi invited you to the guild.
Do you want to accept?
[Whispering] Taalgi: Diving?
“… who?”
Taalgi suddenly appeared and was a custom character with green, bare skin. Blue scales were sprouting up all over the skin, probably because it had snake characteristics applied to it. He didn’t know anyone, and he thought it was a bit strange that someone over level 200 would suddenly invite him to a guild, and it wasn’t a newly created beginner’s guild. Yeowoon touched the arrow keys incorrectly for a moment while putting the window away, causing the character to flinch and go out of standby mode.
[Whispering] Taalgi: Oh, it’s not diving.
[Whispering] Taalgi: Since there is no guild sign on your head, our seat is empty.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Suddenly… ?
[Whispering] Taalgi: You are at level 10 in our guild, will you join?
“… … ?”
When you have a guild… Wouldn’t it be nice? I even thought about listening to it again somewhere. It would be better to have something than not have it. This is my first time being street-cast like this, so I wonder if this is the correct procedure.
[Whispering] Taalgi: If you come in, I will give you good information.
“information?”
Good information. I immediately pressed the accept button.
A black night fog-like effect spread over my head, and a message saying that my guild membership was complete appeared. Now I also have a guild. Yeowoon felt proud and satisfied as he looked at the star-shaped guild emblem floating above the character name.
[Guild] Taalgi: Newly joined.
[Guild] One: Hello~
[Guild] Motsuena: Hi~^^
[Guild] neutaaaa: Hello
Existing guild members welcomed the afterglow. For a guild that stayed still and was cast, the guild effect was useful in its own way. It seemed like I could get more experience points than the ghost guild I first heard about, and it was amazing to see guild crops even planted.
[Guild] Motsuena: But how old is neu?
[Guild] Motsuena: Woman? man?
‘hey. be careful. ‘I heard there are a lot of strange people on the Internet these days, so don’t go around selling information carelessly.’
I suddenly remembered something a friend of mine who never played games told me. It seemed like the right thing to say.
[Guild] neutaaaa: It’s a secret?
[Guild] Motsuena: Looking at the secret, it must be a woman~ haha
[Guild] neutaaaa: Isn’t it?
[Guild] Motsuena: Yes~ haha
[Guild] Motsuena: If there is anything I can help you with, let me know^^
[Guild] neutaaaa: No, it’s okay because there are already people helping!
[Guild] Motsuena: Hmm~haha
There are crazy people everywhere, and there seemed to be at least one crazy person in this guild as well. I think I met that too early… . Yeowoon decided to come to his senses.
[Whispering] Taalgi: People who help me?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: But earlier… What is the information you are giving me?
[Whispering] Taalgi: I’m curious? Haha
[Whisper]neutaaaa: ? You said you gave me the information first.
Taalgi jumped on top of Yeowoon’s head and fired shots at the three Poseidon guild members who were performing a waiting motion in a diving state. It wasn’t in the guild zone, so no damage was done.
[Whispering] Taalgi: Are you close with these people? Haha
At that one sentence, all kinds of thoughts passed through Yeowoon’s mind.
‘I think we’re close at this level.’
… … But what if I’m the only one who thinks that way? These people are just helping me because of Earth, and I know that Earth is still clinging to me because they also want something. So, no matter how close we felt and how much we giggled at their words, we were not yet at the stage where we could casually say we were close friends.
[Whispering] Taalgi: Do we know each other? Haha
[Whispering]neutaaaa: No, just… .
[Whispering]neutaaaa: It just so happens that you are helping me.
[Whispering] Taalgi: Hahahahaha I knew that would happen!
[Whispering] Taalgi: Since you don’t know anything, you probably go around with people from that guild.
From what I was saying, there was definitely something between Taalgi and the Poseidon Guild. No matter how hard you try to look at it positively, it seems difficult to interpret it as having favorable feelings.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: ?? What was there?
[Whispering] Taalgi: You didn’t know? They’re hackers.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Huh, is it true?
There are bound to be hackers in any game. However, Yeo-woon was a little shaken because he had no idea that these were people who would use nuclear weapons. Hack is an abbreviation for an in-game hacking program, and its main purpose is to create a favorable environment for users by modifying in-game scripts. The skill range is extremely short, but the damage is done, or it is difficult to get a headshot due to the distance, but the aim is amazing. ‘How is that possible?’ In all likelihood, it was nuclear.
[Whisper] Taalgi: Just search for Poseidon in Illusion or Sasage and it will come up haha.
The free bulletin board regenerates so quickly, and just looking at the accident bulletin board was so frustrating that I didn’t even think about looking at it. Yeo-woon, who had been going to the strategy bulletin board every time, just stared at her monitor and closed her eyes. At that time, Park Hwi-bugae was released from the waiting motion. As soon as he confirmed his return, Taalgi disappeared from the map.
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hey Eva New, when did you join the guild?? thief
“… … .”
Are they really using nuclear weapons? Nonsense.
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Huh, has anyone come yet?
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Hah, I left in a huff for no reason ㅜㅜ
[Whispering] Taalgi: There are more than just nuclear weapons. It would be better to search for them yourself and decide for yourself.
“… … .”
Is it true? Yeowoon opened an Internet window and went to the site he had registered as a favorite. She Illusion Yeo-woon went to the free bulletin board on her main homepage and typed the word ‘Poseidon’ into her search bar.
Title: Is this nuclear? (pictured)
Posted by: (Anonymous)
A level 170 level Wolfist beats a pony solo at a level 200 hunting ground. I calculated the damage and wondered if this would work. It has Cridem in it, just look at the picture haha.
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I couldn’t see the equipment because the information was closed, but even if you hit all three options on 170 equipment, you can’t get results like that. It’s not a random screenshot, but deals that look like photos come out consistently.
Isn’t it a bit strange that he keeps making deals that are difficult for even a muscle damage dealer to do, even though he has a job that uses spread skills? I asked people who know me and they said it was nuclear, so I came to ask.
Just in case, I calculated it by referring to the skill coefficient distribution table and the maximum draw option in the strategy game. When a low-level Wolfist fights against a pony’s defense, the Cridem is > 500,000 excluding monster attribute power, sub-option, big boost potion, and notarization effect, right?
But look, it’s not a deal that hit a low-level snail, and a 170-level player who hits 200 ponies can’t get a deal of 4 million haha.
Do snails and ponies have the same defense?
And isn’t he from the Poseidon Guild? I’ve been seeing this a lot lately in my sleep.
The character that appeared in the article was Nyannyangnyangnyang. The article was written early yesterday morning, and it seemed certain that Cat Cat Cat Cat was playing solo in a 200-level hunting ground. In addition, there were consistently at least one post a week that captured Poseidon guild members and suspected them of being hack users.
Title: Athene-seop Do you have any children? [Poseidon]<<Avoid this guild
Posted by: (Anonymous)
I’ve lost my contribution. I’m just crying, really… There are victims other than me, fuck… If you’re forced to leave a guild and have to join a new guild, you’re wasting your time, and they don’t even compensate you for this time loss haha; If there are people looking to join a guild event, definitely avoid Poseidon^^
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I very politely asked the hackers if they were going to use hacks, but two people who joined on the same day as me laughed at my words and were kicked out… . There was a hacker with a really strong tongue and height, so I couldn’t even utter a rebuttal and just mumbled and got blocked;;; I was so angry that I asked my father why he didn’t send me to a speech academy when I was young. I told him that it was all because of him, and then scolded him twice for being an unfilial child… .
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ㅅㅂ But that’s because I also heard something. If someone passes by and tells you that this is a hack-oriented guild, why don’t you ask? I asked just in case, but seeing him get so fucking angry gave me a strong feeling… . If only the nuclear bastards had spoken nice words, I would have sided with them;; But seeing how they treat me, they should be ruined. I don’t know how many reports I put in before I was kicked out, but I got banned from OpenTalk for a month ㅠㅠ
Ha, what’s wrong with those people who split up and got kicked out because of what I said? If they really wanted to beat me up, they would have beaten me, you fucking bastards… I’m so fucking sorry, I’m so sorry ㅜㅜ
There was a photo of the writer responding to Earth Star, who was laughing as he asked where he had heard such nonsense, in the guild chat room, saying, ‘Why are you using speed hacks too?’, and then being beaten ten times over and even being kicked out of the guild. Looking at the in-game screenshots reported, I thought it was a similar case to mine. Just in case Yeo-woon didn’t know, she opened the chat window and took a screenshot of what her friend told me for later work.
[Whispering] Taalgi: I kinda know one of them, so haha.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Huh really?
[Whispering] Taalgi: Yeah, don’t get too close.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Thank you for letting me knowㄷㄷ… .
[Whispering] Taalgi: What? Now that you are our Gilwon, I have to help you live.
I am grateful for the information, but no matter how much I think about it, it is difficult to draw a conclusion after only hearing one side of the story. Should I ask… . What should I do if I ask the Earth Star and it says shit to me like it said in that article? I thought I might have become attached to them just because they treated me kindly.
While hesitating about what to do, Captain Poseidon and Earth returned again. The three people jumped up and twirled next to Yeowoon as if they were performing a ritual. When Yeo-woon moved the arrow keys to get out of standby, Park Hwi-rae activated the buff that increased defense within the range.
“… … .”
Okay, rather than avoiding it, let’s just ask! It would be better to turn around and ask!
[Party] neutaaaa: Are you guys using hacks?
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Huh?
[Party] Park Hwibug: ?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅡㅡ???
When I saw the reaction, I thought I was completely screwed.
[Party] neutaaaa: Otherwise, I’m sorry. I was waiting for you earlier, but someone passed by and suddenly said that to me… .
[Party] neutaaaa: I’m just curious
[Party] neutaaaa: It’s Sibiani
[Party] Park Hwibug: None of us use nuclear weapons… .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Who said that?
I wondered if I could tell you who it was, but I also wondered if there was any point in knowing. They probably talked about it anyway because it was a public fact, and it seemed like there were people in Poseidon who knew about it.
[Party] neutaaaa: I’m Gilma, the guild I just joined… .
[Party] Park Hwi Bugae: One step forward/a talent… . Why do you pretend to know
[Party] Park Hwibug: That’s not what I said to New!
[Party] ㅈi9Byeol: I even showed the recorded video saying it wasn’t like that, but the hackers said it wasn’t full screen, so I guess it’s one of them a-
[Party] ㅈi9Star: I guess I’ll feel better if I blame the hack for their inability to control!><
[Party] ㅈi9 Byul: But strawberry jam? << Where is this? This is my first time hearing it.
Which one is right? Everyone says it’s nuclear, but the people involved say it’s not. To be honest, Yeowoon wanted to take the latter side more. This is a country of school ties and blood ties. Of course, none of these apply to any of the three.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: I guess I should have just invited the guild and left.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: In the group chat earlier, Earthstar asked if I could invite him to Newta’s guild.
“… … ?”
[Party]neutaaaa: Me?
[Party] ㅈi9Star: … .
Why? I didn’t even make the guild level cut, and I was rejected the last time I joined, so it was quite surprising that they were thinking of inviting me now. I thought you were someone I wouldn’t see at all after the event was over.
[Server] ㅈi9 Byul: [Strawberry Jam]<<<<<<I’m here lol
[Server] ㅈi9 Byul: [Strawberry Jam]<<<<<<I’m here lol
[Server] ㅈi9 Byul: [Strawberry Jam]<<<<<<I’m here lol
At that time, the server microphone rang throughout the entire server.
[Party] Park Hwibeol-rae: Oh, that elementary school kid hahahaha
[Friend] Halloween Eggplant: ?Why are you doing something fun without me again?
[Party] Captain Poseidon: They’re fighting again. Someone please stop them… sob
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Ah, I am Gilma… ㅠㅠ
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Stop the Earth!
[Party] Park Hwibug: Haha, I’m going to stop you.
[Guild] Taalgi: Merge? Haha
At that time, the guild master and the person who delivered the news about the core to Yeo-woon appeared on the chat in confusion. Yeo-woon, who was the starting point of this situation, twitched his hand.
[Server] ㅈi9 Byul: [Strawberry Jam]<<<<<< Come out from this class!! go-
[Guild] Taalgi: ?? Am I talking?
Yeo-woon was so stung that he decided to switch the chat window to guild chat and report the matter.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Actually, I asked if you were using hacks.
[Guild] Taalgi: Hahahahahahahahahaha what did you say?
[Guild] neutaaaa: I heard you never use it?
[Guild] Taalgi: That’s what you say hahahahahaha
[Guild] Motsuena: Newcomer, you believed that haha. You are naive and really helpful haha.
“Cute… ?”
Fuck.
Yeoun ignored Motsuena’s words. Humans are instinctively equipped with crazy radar, and now Yeo-woon’s has responded. Motsuena gave off the aura of a crazy kid. Not long after, the Taalgi server micro began to respond to the aggro of Earth Star.
[Server] Taalgi: If you have something to say, say it in a whisper.
[Server] ㅈi9Star: Another nuclear chant… . Do you like me? Is that the only thing you can talk about? ㅜㅜI’m really, really sorry. I control things better than you. What should I do?
[Server] Ji9 Star: ★★★Nuke is leaving★★★
[Server] ㅈi9star: I think I can take down 15 of you by myself! If I post a video of people tying their hands and countering with telekinesis, will you believe that it’s not a nuclear weapon? ㄱ – Then, start practicing your superpowers from today.
In addition, Earth Star demonstrated a technique of saying ten words while others said one. It wasn’t even surprising anymore.
[Server] Taalgi: Are you saying we should have a guild battle? I like it haha
[Server] ㅈi9 Star: I heard about it and the guild war haha ㅠㅅㅠ It’s a shame to the family
[Server] i9 stars: Guild battles are a waste of time and I’m embarrassed, so let’s just go to 2:2 PVP><
[Server] Taalgi: Alright ㅆ1 Balomah
[Server] ㅈi9star: I don’t like you, but it’s 7ㅐone meal!!
[Server] Hamster: You bastards; Are you guys dating? It’s so loud, go out and fight!!!!!!! I can’t even see what I just ate.
[Server] Taalgi: We will organize the contents and send you an email. Haha, we can nominate the person, right?
[Server] ㅈi9Star: ㅇ
Earth Star, who had created a PVP schedule in an instant, swapped weapons and wandered around in front of the dungeon portal. What I meant was to quickly level up. Meanwhile, in the guild chat window, the guild masters, Taalgi and Strawberry Jam guild members, were cursing the hack users and saying that it was a good thing that this had happened. Looking at what he was saying, it seemed like he was going to broadcast the play screen to the outside world and publicize the video of Poseidon using nuclear weapons.
Could it be that things have become too big? The lingering feeling was that she was in a fight because of what she had said, so she wrote and erased her words several times, unable to hide her anxiety.
[Party] neutaaaa: It’s okay to do this… ?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Oh, they are the first ones -_-
[Party] Captain Poseidon: I have raised your position to Mr. Earth^^
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ㅇ0ㅇ!
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlike the strawberry jam side, the people at Poseidon were very excited. Earth Star didn’t bring up nuclear-related topics anymore, and he didn’t even tell Yeowoon about the Strawberry Jam Guild. They seemed so focused on raising the level of lingering emotions that they had forgotten what had just happened.
***
Ding.
The black phone screen brightened with an unfamiliar sound. A message came from an unfamiliar app. She saw the icon and wondered if there was something there. She unlocked her phone and realized that it was the Whole Blue app that she had installed a while ago.
「Earth: New?」
Below the international date line that marks today’s date, a message arrived from Earth Star asking me where I was. A sign appeared saying that he had read the message, or because he was writing it, ‘… The icon displayed as ‘ has disappeared. It seemed as if the Earth Star was quietly waiting for his answer.
“It’s outside?”
「Earth: I think you should come in quickly.」
Why am I shaking all of a sudden? Did something happen?
“Earth: Are you busy?”
Something really happened! Yeo-woon, feeling impatient, stopped walking and stopped in the middle of her path, tapping away at her phone with one hand.
“Did something big happen?”
「Earth: Your level is in big trouble!!!」
“Well… .」
Well then. It wasn’t worth dealing with. Yeowoon swiped her app up and decided to continue on her way. She felt much relieved after handling all the recycling and general waste that had been put off for a week.
After emptying the trash, I came back home empty-handed, but the data that had not been working suddenly exploded again, and messages that I had not received before began to come in all at once. There was a series of vibrations and dinging sounds inside the pocket. Yeowoon was startled by her voice and opened the Hall Blue app again to check the messages sent by Earth Star.
“Earth: It’s working properly.”
「Earth: (photo)」
“Earth: The 2v2 PVP schedule was just scheduled, but I don’t think you have confirmed it yet><”
“Earth: I’m planning to play a three game next weekend. Do you have time?”
「Earth: ㅜㅜAm I blocked?」
I belatedly checked the photos sent by Earth Star. The photo was a capture of a portion of the in-game screen, and the mail that had arrived from Taalgi was included in the screen.
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[Received mail] |
Sender | : | Taalgi |
title | : | Schedule coordination |
We discussed with our guild members and made a PVP schedule.
Your criteria for selecting players was to select the two with the clearest circumstances as users suspected of being hackers haha.
*date*
Choose between two days next weekend to reply
*Victory decision*
2:2 PVP (8 minutes) / Decision made in three rounds.
>If you win 2 out of 3 games, you win. Replay if tied due to time over
*Participants*
[Poseidon] Guild: <ㅈi9Star> / <Nyankyangnyangnyang>
[Strawberry Jam] Guild: <Motsuena> / <neutaaaa>
On that day, our guild <Motsuena> plans to broadcast the game video via real-time streaming.
If you don’t want to be exposed for using hacks on the day of the game and want to be punished, just quietly end the program and compete fairly.^^
Everything else was good. However, when Yeo-woon saw that my name was included in the list of participants, she raised her hand and rubbed the area around her eyes a couple of times. Of course, there was no way the written letters would have changed.
“No, why am I… ?」
Yeo-woon, who naturally thought he was being left out of that fight, closed his eyes in confusion.
“Earth: I guess you were the only person on the same level as me haha.”
「Earth: You haven’t done your 4th job advancement yet, and they know that two level 200s vs. me + a low level cat seems like an unfair structure to you. Haha.」
For a guild I joined on a whim, there wasn’t a single person over level 200. Strawberry Jam was a guild with its own assortment that made you wonder why they suddenly singled you out and invited you to the guild. As a student, Nyangnyangnyangnyang was only able to log in in the evening, so the speed at which she leveled up was not that fast.
“I see… .”
If that was the case, I could understand it a bit. It would have been nice if you had informed me of that fact in advance. I have never participated in official PVP content in Illusion, so I felt like I would need to practice until next week.
“Earth: Yes, if I win the PVP (of course), I’m going to ask something from Strawberry Jam.”
「Earth: In a way, I started a fight because of you, so I can do whatever I want?」
「? yep”
Earth Star listened to me and even captured the photo and sent it to me. They said they were putting it in the gallery so they wouldn’t change it later, but I couldn’t figure out why they were saying that to me in the first place.
“Earth: If I just finish the 3rd quest today, I think you and I will be able to roughly level up and start the couple dungeon and new scenario within this week… .」
Earth Star, who lives impulsively and without a plan, tends to plan very strategically when playing games. Yeowoon, who had been busy mindlessly following Earth Star and doing quests he was told to do, was leveling up faster than ever thanks to that.
“Earth: When will you come in?”
“Ah, today… .”
It’s hard to get in quickly today. I decided to look at properties for sale to find a new place to move. So, I was planning to go home late at night and check attendance for a moment, but since I found myself like this, I felt like I should go home early.
“I have some business to do outside, so I’m going home in the evening.”
“Earth: What time?”
Yeo-woon drew up a schedule as tight as possible in his head, plotted the route, and wrote down a time that seemed roughly possible.
“8 o’clock? “About?”
「Earth: Hmm… .」
Earth Star gave a vague answer and went offline. He must have gone back to playing games or doing his own thing. There was no need to text me first to see if this was all I needed to know.
Yeo-un Lee, I’m late because of traffic.
Just wait 30 minutes
blanket
;; I offered to give him a ride, but he was rude… . What is the answer? Write it properly, not the initial consonant
ㅇ/ㅇ~!
Write it down with a grateful heart
%~!♥
Crazy vibes… .
Anyone who sees it will think you’re giving them a ride for free. I decided to buy both lunch and dinner today, so what’s the problem? Yeowoon snorted and washed her hands under running water. She was sitting in front of the shoe cabinet and reading the mail from earlier, and a small question arose.
By the way, even if we assume that Cat Cat is a student, she can’t come home in the morning. Didn’t we say that Earth is also a college student? But why doesn’t he go to school even one day a week? However, soon after, that thought disappeared completely thanks to a phone call telling me to come down.
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Title: Awesome, someone is having fun with the hack users of that guild
Posted by Jeongsimape/Nightspear
If you search for ‘strawberry jam,’ you will find an article written by Gilma, who started this business!
Looking at it, it doesn’t seem to be a ranking guild, but it looks like you have a lot of courage.
They call them hackers out loud.
Title: (Hot article right now!) As I looked at it, I started to get confused about the purpose of this fight.
Posted by Anonymous
Juer Strawberry Jam vs. Poseidon Prob Battle
[Hot posts right now!] [Come see the fall of nuclear users]
www.illusions2.net/board_10311124
This is a derivative article!! Please read the article above first
First of all, I also think that hack users should just eat Yeongjeong and leave. Hacks are really bad and the game balance is ruined and it becomes a shortcut to shit. I think it’s so damn mean! But I’m not yet out of the newbie stage, so even if it was explained to me what it was, I still wouldn’t know.
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Anyway, at first, I thought it was just a common development where people fight and fight while playing a game. It’s not a guild team match, and if it’s a 2v2 fight, it won’t have the fun and excitement that you see in a group match, and it’ll just be fun, so I wondered why do it lol.
No, isn’t everyone like that besides me? The reason the bulletin board is so overheated is because Strawberry Jam is streaming videos lol.
To be honest, GM is also curious so he voyeurizes, huh? GMs, if you are reading this, please upgrade Moon Fairy in the next update, you bastards.
Anyway
[Hot posts right now!] [Come see the fall of nuclear users]
www.illusions2.net/board_10311124
If you look at the comments here, there are comments from Earth Star (the hacker) and Poseidon Captain (that guild gilma)? You can find it on about 3 pages.
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Hahahahahaha
I decided to beat everyone on Earth if they win. I hope they lose because other people’s beatings are so fun… . But if they win, they want ‘our child’ back.
Eh? Who is my child? I kept refreshing to see what was going on and the comments below explained it hahaha.
Conclusion: neutaaaa <<our baby
lim… . ㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ Who is this one of the two -person girls in the strawberry jam guild. There’s a strange English nickname after Motsuena. lol
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I heard that Poseidon walked around with me for a month and helped me level up, so maybe that’s why if you go to the top post and look at the comments, you’ll see that the captured pictures of him walking around are varied depending on the map. But wasn’t this guild famous for hating newbies? Why don’t you raise your level… . Is it a guild member alt or an acquaintance? I don’t know much about this, so I’ll skip it for now.
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This is it. The purpose of my writing this article comes from here.
About a week before the previous screenshot, the Earth star risked his life on ‘our kid’ and killed him in the guild zone haha. No, just look at this… what… I wanted to
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however;;;; This is more funny ㅜㅜㅜㅜ TT TT Fucking the Earth Star and Neutaaaa? (This is a screenshot of a confession personally reported by Halloween Branch of the Poseidon Guild! Thank you Halloween Branch for this rare picture^^)
Strawberry Jam Guild Purpose: Damn the hackers!
Poseidon Guild Purpose: Let’s get our kid back!
lol
lol
ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I don’t know how ‘our child’ was taken away. Just… . It’s just ridiculous to watch; He doesn’t know if they are on good terms or not, but it’s so fucking funny that couples just join different guilds and fight over things like this.
To be honest, it would be nice if the planet Earth lost and exploded, but if the GMs were blind, they would see it and punish it if it was nuclear. Haha. I want to hurry up and watch the broadcast next weekend~