The Guild Member Next Door - Volume 2.2
#04. Ji-gu Yoon
Yeowoon scrolled down his phone and clicked the recommend button on the recommended review of Cafe Earth. This was because there were already twenty hearts in the review written by Yeowoon. Around the time he left his mark on about thirty reviews, Yeowoon noticed something strange.
Review by ‘ehdwn****’ ★☆☆☆☆ (Recommended 1)
All part-time workers are rude. Haha. They never smile at customers. ^^ I don’t know why they are so cold to people who spend money. I feel full.
Review by ‘qkdlf****’ ★☆☆☆☆ (Recommendation 1)
I came here with my girlfriend, and the part-time worker taking our orders kept glaring at me… . Boss, you need to fire employees like this… ^^ And the cake was delicious, but it was disappointing that the fork it came with was wooden.
Review by ‘ghdlt****’ ★☆☆☆☆ (Recommendation 1)
Ah- T-B-! I thought my part-time job here during the day was handsome, so I ran over with my friends to split a palm tree, and there was a short guy with glasses standing there????? All my expectations were shattered haha. What happened to people’s eyes? haha Can someone tell me when and when the handsome part-timer works? Is it true? Haha, but I have no intention of coming back. It really makes me sick to think that if I make a mistake, I have to replace that person again. False listings are no joke. It’s really the main culprit of street pollution. Wow, crazy eye contact. I don’t know what to look at. When I look at it again, it looks even uglier;;ㅠㅠㅠ
For each one-star review that contained information about the worker, there was a recommendation. Moreover, in each of those reviews, there was only one person who clicked the recommend button. The yellow profile picture caught his eye, so Yeo-woon clicked ‘View Details’ on her profile.
Kimchi Haejangguk Daehan University Branch
★★★★★ I stayed up all night and was craving hangover soup haha.
BKC Daehan University Branch
★★★★★ Fried chicken skin art.
Plain Rice Burger Daehan University Branch
★★★★★ A lot of quantity
Over the past year, there have been about ten reviews left by yellow profile users, all of which were for bars and restaurants near Daehan University’s Jungmun. It seemed like the living area was nearby.
“… … ?”
As for Daehan University, I knew the exact location because I had been to the university festival a couple of times in the past. It’s not even close from here, so why… . Yeowoon blinked in confusion and unconsciously slipped his hand and clicked on report profile. This person even showed his sincerity by putting a ‘not recommended’ in all the reviews from the past month, and giving a ‘recommend’ to all the reviews saying that the part-time job was not cheap. This usually means that you are not angry. Is there some kind of story?
“Here you go.”
At that time, a glass of iced Americano was placed on the table where Yeowoon was sitting. Ji-gu Yoon brought the drink Yeo-woon ordered to his seat. The faint scent of coffee beans passes by her nose. When Yeowoon raised his head and looked at him, he faced him with his usual cold face. Seeing that he came in person, it seemed like he had something to say. When I ordered coffee, it came with a part-time job… . Yeowoon muttered to himself.
“Three times today.”
“… yes?”
When Yeo-woon asked with a stupid expression on his face, Yun Ji-gu let out a small sigh. He stretched out three of her fingers, from her thumb to her middle finger, and held them in front of Yeowoon’s eyes.
“You promised to come only three times a week. “Wood, Thursday, Friday.”
“… … yes?”
“Today is the third time, so this week is over. “Is there anyone who actually comes here every day?”
Yeo-woon, who was unable to understand what he said, managed to recall what Ji-gu Yoon said a few days ago.
‘Oh, then just come three times.’
I thought you were just saying it.
“Too one-sided… .”
“But a promise is a promise.”
“yes… .”
The ice cubes rattled inside the glass. Yeowoon nodded her head, sipping her coffee through a straw. Anyway, it’s the weekend starting tomorrow… . It’s not like I shouldn’t come to the cafe at all, so I wondered what the problem was. Anyway, even if I were told to come more than three times a week, I wouldn’t have time. Yun Ji-gu’s eyebrows furrowed at Yeo-woon’s calm reaction.
“By the way, Mr. Earth… .”
“I’m not telling you to call me by my name.”
“Have you counted all the days I’ve been here?”
“… yes?”
“One by one?”
“… … .”
Yun Ji-gu stopped breathing with his eyes wide open. Yeowoon blinked his red eyes and looked at him. He had felt his gaze clearly from the moment he entered the cafe. Jigu Yoon lifted his hand and stroked the back of his neck, shaking his head.
“No. Just because I’ve been here every day since Wednesday… .”
“I think that’s right.”
“… … bon appetite!”
Yun Ji-gu mumbled something and turned around. As he stomps his feet and enters the counter, a female part-timer of the same age who works with him smiles at his face. Ji-gu Yoon muttered something to him with a distressed look on his face. He seemed to be arguing. You guys are having a good time. Yeowoon thought as she turned her head back to its original position.
‘Is life difficult…? . I stop laughing every time I see it.’
It bothered me because I was always frowning. I wanted to see at least once the sincere smile on the face of a man whose faint scent of coffee seemed to linger on the back of his neck.
***
I don’t even set an alarm, but strangely enough, I always wake up early on weekend mornings. Yeowoon blinked her half-closed eyes and put a toothbrush soaked in toothpaste in her mouth. She walked out quickly, turned on the computer, and Yeo-woon slowly wiped her teeth and was lost in thought.
This week felt like it went by faster than ever. There were frequent rainy days, perhaps a sign of the beginning of the rainy season, and the sudden rush of work at work kept me busy. Even though it wasn’t my fault, my boss got so angry that he started to irritate Yeo-woon, who had been sitting still, and Yeo-woon opened a savings account yesterday when he left work. The name of the savings was <Murder Contract Savings>.
‘neutaaaa has joined the game.’
[Guild] Halloween Branch: Haha
[Guild] Cat Cat Me Cat: Huh?
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow: New, it’s morning, aren’t you ready for work?
[Guild] neutaaaa: Fight?
I didn’t see this person like that… . Yeowoon looked into her chat window with her cold face and deducted one point from her evaluation of the cat in me.
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Oh, that’s right, it was the weekend. I stayed up all night and forgot about it for a moment haha.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Be careful^^
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Yes! Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Yeo-woon generously forgave Nyannyangnyangnyang. People who know how to admit mistakes have the potential to improve in the future.
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: People need to get some rest on the weekend.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: But office workers are not people haha.
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: Don’t make one-shot comments like that;
[Guild]neutaaaa: ㅗ
[Guild] Kidney Rat: Report
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: Hahahaha all the office workers came out hahahahaha
[Guild] al0ha: LOL I’m glad I haven’t found a job yet. I would have been made fun of.
[Guild] Park Hwibug: You didn’t do it, right?
[Guild]al0ha: ㅅㅂㅜㅜ
[Guild] Halloween Branch: Wandu, how is Manager Park?
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Are you interested in our manager? May I introduce you?
[Guild] Halloween branch: The bald man is a bit;
The guild members who had been coming in since morning were talking loudly. Come to think of it, tomorrow is the day of the first occupation of the siege event. Because of this, a notice was posted in the guild chatroom asking everyone to attend the event on Sunday.
… … But is Earth suddenly busy this week? Why isn’t there anything in the guild chat room and why can’t I log into the game at all? . Yeowoon clicked on her couple window and looked at the nickname ‘ㅈ i9 Star’ displayed as offline and sighed.
‘If the second-ranked person leaves, will the siege run properly tomorrow?’
The opponent for Poseidon’s first guild siege tomorrow was the <Romanos> guild, the 6th ranked guild on the Athens server. In addition, since it was a battle over Isis, the largest city, the participating guilds were very competitive. Yeowoon looked through the list of guild members to see their levels.
“… … ?”
Yeowoon, who had been slowly working his way up from the bottom to match nicknames and levels, tilted his head when he saw that there was a name he had never seen before, but was quite familiar, above Earth Star’s nickname that was displayed as offline.
<On> ㅈi9dal
“what. “Is this an Earth-specific alt?”
Yeowoon thought for a moment and decided to ask in the guild chat room.
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅈi9dal << Who is this?
[Guild] al0ha: Oh, that person haha
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: … .
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Haha, he joined yesterday haha.
[Guild] Park Hwibug: I’m an official newbie.
“Newbie… ?”
It’s not. No matter how you look at it, this is Earth. It was clear that it wasn’t just ‘Earth Moon’ but ‘Ji9 Moon’ written on it. There was no way there was anyone other than Earth who would use a nickname like that.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Earth Star
[Guild] Halloween Branch: If you call me that, I won’t reply… Damn it’s 1 Lime again
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: It’s not like the Earth haha.
“… … ?”
Yeowoon thought for a moment and called him by a different name.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Earth Moon?
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: ?;;;
The Earth Star, or rather the Earth Moon, which had not said anything until now, suddenly appeared. I was so happy to see him show up after not seeing him for a week.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Are you raising alts these days?
The ‘ㅈi9dal’ character was just over level 180. Yeowoon saw through the guild window that he was at the entrance to the aquarium and used the warp capsule. As I ran to the left from the stone pagoda, I saw a welcome name tag in front of me. Yeo-woon approached the Earth Moon, jumped up and smiled.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Why do they look the same?
The Earth Moon was a character decorated exactly like the Earth Star. However, it felt like something was different, so I looked at it for a while, and I could see a small dot under the eye.
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: ? Do you know me?ㅠ_ㅠ;;
By Earth… . No, Earth Moon suddenly started saying strange things. Rather than being dumbfounded, Yeowoon didn’t really understand what this was doing. I even read through the previous conversation, but I still couldn’t figure it out.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Why is it like that all of a sudden?
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: No one knows… Yesterday, someone suddenly whispered to me and asked me to join the guild, so I did, but he’s been like that ever since.
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Why are you doing that?!
[Guild] neutaaaa: … … .
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Lost in concept hahahahahaha
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Concept? yep??
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: What’s wrong with me lol?
[Guild]al0ha: Hahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Park Hwi Bug: #A man with amnesia #Appears with a dot
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: It seems like the concept is that he showed up after a week without contacting me and I don’t remember anything.
[Guild] Cat Meow Cat: No answer haha is that fun?
[Guild] Kitty Nyangnyangnyang: Gilma and Earth Star keep whispering to me and telling me to shut up.
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: ㄷㄷ Who is that… .
“… “Crazy guy.”
I decided to just get some attention. Anyway, he’s alive. Then tomorrow he will come back as normal. That’s enough.
“There is no real custom.”
I was shocked to see that the Earth Moon character had a dot under his left eye. Yeo-woon left Earth Star standing still in front of me and talking about concepts, and left to find the Milky Way Dungeon 4-person pot in party matching.
***
Ding dong.
At the sound of the doorbell that had been heard earlier, Yeowoon took off his headphones and turned his head.
“Is it a delivery service?”
There’s nothing to come. Yeowoon tilted his head and left the room. Ding dong! Ding dong ding dong! The doorbell kept ringing, but even when I checked the intercom, I couldn’t see anyone. Yeo-woon decided to check the status of her doorbell, wondering if it was broken, and opened her front door.
“no one… uh?”
“… … .”
Yeo-woon lowered her head as there was no one in front of her, and stopped what she was saying when she saw a small boy coming up to her waist. The chubby-cheeked child was looking up at Yeo-woon, holding a yellow umbrella tightly in his hand.
“hello. “I am Yoonyoung, a four-year-old from the Azalea class at Miso Daycare Center.”
“… hi.”
The child put his hand on his belly button and bowed. Yeowoon asked, crouching down in her place and making eye contact with her child.
“Is it raining outside?”
“Ugh. I came here a little while ago. But Young came by car.”
“Did you come alone? “Mom or dad?”
“My dad took me there, but I can take the elevator by myself. “I hit the old floor by myself with an umbrella.”
I wondered how he had pressed the button when he couldn’t reach it, but it seemed like he had pressed it with the end of an umbrella.
“But. “Is Uncle Youngi here?”
Although he spoke clearly, his pronunciation was leaking like that of a child at this age. Yeowoon put her feet into the slippers she had left in the middle of her shoe rack and walked out the door with her child.
“This is room 902, and my uncle is room 901. “Do you know how to read numbers?”
“number. Up to ten!”
The spirit spread out his hands and showed his ten fingers. He said he couldn’t read. Her child’s fern-like hand tightly grasped the sleeve of Yeowoon’s dress. It seemed like he was the little child that Ji-hyuk Yoon had asked Ji-gu Yoon to take care of on the weekend.
Yeowoon took the child and stood in front of the door next door and rang the doorbell.
-I’m not buying it. I don’t read the newspaper.
The voice coming through the intercom was heartbreaking. There was a crackling sound and the intercom connection was lost. It’s not like my face can’t be seen through the camera, but I’m being treated like I’m just a random dealer… . Yeowoon was dumbfounded and laughed.
Ding dong. He rang the doorbell again, put his hand in the child’s armpit, and lifted him up. When I put the child’s face in front of the intercom camera, the child laughed and rang the doorbell. Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong! I thought Ji-gu Yoon must have been really annoyed by the sound that rang in succession.
-S-what is it… .
“uncle!”
-… … Oh right.
The front door opened with a small sigh. Ji-gu Yoon appeared with the sound of the keypad opening. Perhaps because it was morning, her hair was frizzy. He looked at Yeo-woon’s face alternately with the spirit in Yeo-woon’s hand.
“uncle!”
In a pronunciation that sounded close to ‘Samchun’, the child muttered, pointing at Yun Ji-gu. When Yeo-woon put her child back on the ground, Ji-gu Yoon squeezed her child’s hand and tried to drag him into her house. But she held on, whining and refusing to let the child go in.
“Yoonyoung. You’re already not listening again. “I’m telling everything to your dad.”
“Uncle is so ugly that I don’t want to be alone with you!”
“what?”
“Uncle, you’re ugly! “Youngie wants to play with this uncle.”
Young shook off Yoon Ji-gu’s hand and stretched out his hand to Yeo-woon, throwing a tantrum. Yeowoon turned his head, biting his lips inward. He’s ugly. The child looked exactly like Yoon Ji-gu, as if it were a lie.
“Are you smiling now?”
Ji-gu Yoon turned his head and looked at Yeo-woon and asked.
“no. “I’m not smiling.”
Yeowoon barely suppressed laughter and shook his head. Meanwhile, Young was whining that her uncle was ugly.
“Let’s go now. “I will go in and comfort the child.”
“Hello Young. “Listen to your uncle.”
“Aaaah!”
Yeo-woon waved at the child who was being dragged away by Yun Ji-gu, then went back into his house and sat in front of the computer.
‘Ji9dal has terminated the connection.’
Earth Moon left the game without saying anything. Are you going to come to Boncain by district? Yeo-woon began searching for prices to register equipment he was not using at the auction house. Around that time, I could vaguely hear loud crying coming from the house next door. It seemed that Ji-gu Yoon had failed to soothe his child.
‘The item <Helmet of Chaos+9> has been registered in the auction house.’
‘The item <Stockings of Chaos+6> has been registered in the auction house.’
Yeowoon placed the equipment at a slightly higher price than the market price and left the auction house. Yeo-woon, who deposited half of his money in the bank, smiled after checking the accumulated balance. By now, quite a bit of money had been accumulated. When he thought about buying new equipment with this money, his heart exploded.
First, should I raise my level to 230 and set the starting tree? The level of Cat Meow Meow Meow, which was similar to Yeowoon, was already approaching the 240s. I also wondered if I would reach max level within this month. I don’t know that anyone has reached max level as Valkyrie yet… .
Ding dong.
Then, the doorbell rang again. The face confirmed through the intercom was that of Yoon Ji-gu. The sound of a crying child could still be heard from next door, and Ji-gu Yoon rang the doorbell again with a face that could not hide his distress.
Today was the first time he came to my house. As Yeowoon opened the front door and came out, Jigu Yoon pursed his lips and let out a sigh. Her hair looked like it had been ripped out by a child, and it looked like a total mess.
“Excuse me, are you busy right now?”
busy.
“I’m not busy… why?”
“… … “My nephew is stubborn.”
I guess so. Because they look alike.
“He takes a nap right after he eats, right? Just wait until then… .”
“for a moment?”
“… “Please have lunch at my house.”
Yun Ji-gu continued speaking hesitantly. For someone who invited her to eat with them, the expression on her face was that of someone who just chewed shit, but Yeo-woon had no reason to refuse. Relieves the burden of preparing lunch separately!
He told Yun Ji-gu to wait a moment, then went in, took his cell phone, and shut down the computer. Without doing anything else, Yeowoon dragged her slippers and walked back out into the hallway.
“under… “They said they would come, but they really came.”
“Am I going back in?”
“I was just talking to myself.”
Ji-gu Yoon blocked Yeo-woon’s view with his large body and timidly pressed the password to open the door. He was so dirty and disgusting that I didn’t even want to look at him.
“Come in.”
Yeo-woon walked into Yun Ji-gu’s house. A faint vanilla scent wafted from the front door. As Yeo-woon sniffed the scent, Ji-gu Yoon glanced at him with trembling eyes and walked two steps away.
As soon as Yeo-woon came into view, the child stopped crying as if it were a lie. Tears, hanging at the end of long eyelashes, flowed down my white cheeks. Yun Ji-gu wiped away the tears with his fingers and pinched his cheek to make it painless.
“Are you done now?”
“I hate you uncle.”
“Yoonyoung, you idiot.”
They play well. That’s the kind of thing you do to avoid losing an argument with a kid. Yeo-woon watched as the two people who looked just like her called each other fools.
Now that I think about it, the house was strangely spacious. There were three rooms, and there was even a small staircase on one side that went up to the attic upstairs. Isn’t it too spacious to live alone? ? I thought it would have the same structure as my house, but Yeo-woon has now realized why there are only two households on the 9th floor.
“What is the uncle next door doing?”
“I came from playing a game.”
“My uncle plays games too!”
“Yoonyoung!”
Ji-gu Yoon suddenly raised his voice. The spirit said, ‘Oh, it’s noisy.’ He said quietly and covered his ears. All they said was that they were playing a game, so I wondered if it would be that surprising. … By the way, I showed the kid everything. Yeo-woon saw Yun Ji-gu’s scar in his heart.
“What game are you playing?”
“… “I don’t play games!”
“yes.”
I knew it… . If you can’t be honorable, why do that in front of your child? Yeo-woon later decided that if she had the chance, she would advise Yoon Ji-gu that she should not do anything in front of her child as it might be harmful to her child.
***
The fried rice prepared by Ji-gu Yoon had the taste of a large company. It didn’t look like it was homemade, but it was pretty good for a meal. By the time I finished lunch and was clearing the table, it started raining outside the window. It was early summer.
Yeo-woon looked out the window for a while, feeling the cool air from the air conditioner on his skin. Next to Yeo-woon, Young is lying face down, diligently drawing in his sketchbook with crayons. The child hummed and bobbed her head.
“What are you drawing now, Young?”
“Uncle monster… .”
Young drew a smiling face on the messily drawn human figure. Next to him, a small child was holding his hand. On the subject of monsters, it is clearly revealed that he likes his uncle a lot. Yeowoon chuckled as her eyes followed the image of Yun Ji-gu reflected in her window. Why are you going back and forth so restlessly?
“Yoonyoung… .”
Yun Ji-gu, who was lingering five steps away, asked quietly.
“Aren’t you sleepy?”
At those words, Young raised his head and looked at his uncle.
“Why?”
“you… you… Normally, you go to sleep right after eating. “I need to sleep.”
“I can’t sleep, why do I have to sleep?”
Ji-gu Yoon tried to speak at those words, but pursed his lips. His gaze moved to Yeowoon. As soon as her eyes met, Yeowoon started laughing silently. It seemed like he was still feeling awkward about himself. She wanted to send herself home as soon as possible, but her nephew was busy drawing without even going to bed after lunch, so she was very upset.
“… “Hey, look at me for a second.”
“Me?”
“… … .”
Are you finally getting kicked out? I was curious what he would say. Yeo-woon got up from her seat with a smile and followed Yun Ji-gu. He brought Yeo-woon into her kitchen, and when she was out of earshot of Yeong, she muttered in a low voice.
“Don’t play with him. That means I’m not sleeping any more.”
“huh? “I just sat next to him.”
Ji-gu Yoon glared at him with suspicion, but it was true. Young filled up three pages of his sketchbook while chatting alone, and Yeo-woon sat next to him and only added a hint of humor to his words.
“… Yunyoung! “Do you want some cookies?”
Ji-gu Yun suddenly turned his head and called out to Young. His child lifted his round head and his eyes lit up.
“uh! But my dad told me to keep an eye on my uncle because he didn’t want him to get fat and become a pig… .”
“Uncle, I don’t eat.”
“Then Youngie, do you want to eat?”
“You’re playing alone. “You need help from the uncle next door so you can eat quickly, Yunyoung.”
Young nodded excitedly. Ji-gu Yoon hurried into the kitchen as soon as Young turned his head.
“How can I help you?”
When Yeo-woon rolled up his sleeves and showed his enthusiasm, Ji-gu Yoon was openly disgusted.
“Okay, so I just sit in front. “If you leave it like that, you’ll sleep in a while.”
“But I… .”
Yeowoon accidentally knocked over the water cup on the table while trying to remove it. Yun Ji-gu threw his dry dishcloth on top and sighed.
“It’s disturbing.”
He spoke firmly and took out the ingredients to make the dough and started mixing them in a large bowl. Seeing him skillfully doing it without even looking for it, it seemed like something he had only done once or twice. Yeowoon, the saboteur, looked at the items on the table and looked around. Then he found a print placed on a chair.
“… … ?”
On the printed material, which was white and crisp as if it had never been opened at all, were the words ‘Daehan University, Week 1 of Human and Society’ written on it. Below that, the names of certain philosophers were also listed.
“… “Is this a liberal arts class?”
Yeowoon mumbled quietly and skimmed through the printed material. But she said it’s been a while since the semester started and it’s only week 1… . Yeo-woon flipped through about ten pages of handout and looked at Yun Ji-gu, who was busy doing something.
“Mr. Earth. Do you go to Daehan University?”
“yes?”
“Isn’t it Daehan University?”
“… … How… .”
Jigu Yoon closed his eyes without even hiding his shock. He was a very cautious person. It’s my first time seeing someone like that. Yeowoon picked up the handout and waved it roughly in the air a couple of times. Only then did Yun Ji-gu’s expression regain its calmness.
“You seem to be surprisingly good at studying.”
“… “Unexpected?”
“Because you go to Daehan University.”
“… … .”
Yun Ji-gu was speechless for some reason.
“My friend went here again and again.”
“… … ah.”
“Well, I’ve graduated now. “What kind of department is Mr. Earth?”
Yun Ji-gu paused for a while, then wiggled his black eyebrows and asked.
“… “You really don’t know?”
“yes? “How do I know that?”
When Yeo-woon asked as if it were absurd, Ji-gu Yoon said, ‘Well.’ And she shook her head.
“… “It’s a business school.”
“Wow, then isn’t there a lot of studying and taking tests…? . “Didn’t you say you were going to binge-watch all the lectures in one day?”
It seemed like I had heard something like that the last time I met his eldest brother. Since he goes to lectures a day, I even thought he was very good at registering for classes. Although he was a little worried about the exam period, he figured he wouldn’t have to worry as long as he got into Daehan University. I’ll take care of it… .
“By the way, I heard that there is a good kimchi hangover soup in front of Daehan University.”
“It’s dirty in there.”
“I see… .”
Actually, I don’t know much about that. I was just trying to form a consensus. … … But how did I know this? After thinking about it for a while, Yeowoon recalled a restaurant review from a map app that crossed her mind.
Kimchi Haejangguk Daehan University Branch
★★★★★ I stayed up all night and was craving hangover soup haha.
“… … ?”
Oh, that’s right. It was a mark left at Cafe Earth by someone who only went to restaurants near Daehan University. I don’t know why I came all the way to this place and clicked ‘not recommend’ after reviewing for a month, but it must have been a coincidence. There are people who commute from here to Daehan University, so is the distance a problem? Maybe it was because the coffee wasn’t to my taste.
Yeowoon muttered to himself and raised his head. Yun Ji-gu was staring at Yeo-woon.
“why?”
“… … No, because you keep mumbling.”
“ah… .”
This damn habit needs to be corrected quickly. It seemed like it was pointed out several times these days.
“I’m sorry if it was loud. “I guess it’s a habit.”
Yeo-woon smiled awkwardly with her mouth closed, and Ji-gu Yoon could only look at Yeo-woon with a strange gaze. Yeo-woon wanted to tell Yun-ji Ji that there was white flour on his cheek, but she missed the timing of her speech because of the announcement that came out at the same time as he raised her hand.
-An announcement will be made from the management office. The owner of the silver vehicle, license plate number 6338, is requested to move the vehicle blocking the entrance to another location. Once again at the management office… .
“6338 again?”
I definitely remember the same broadcast aired last week. It seemed like a couple of times a week, the same vehicle would park strangely and an announcement would be made. If you can remember the license plate number, then everything has been said. Silver Audi, 6338. Yeo-woon also felt uncomfortable because sometimes the car was parked right in front of the entrance.
“Who is it, really? Why do you always park like that? “Right?”
Yeowoon grumbled. Yun Ji-gu looked at him, blinked his black eyes, washed his dough-covered hands in water, and quietly lifted up his cell phone. The dough he made was so lovely that he almost wanted to take a picture.
“… Uh, hello?”
“… … ?”
Contrary to Yeo-woon’s expectations, Ji-gu Yoon suddenly called somewhere.
“uh. “Mom, where are you now?”
… … mom?
“You’re going there again and playing? … No, don’t hang up. There was an announcement and my mom told me to get out of the car quickly. So why does she always park here? “She has a seat next to the cafe too.”
“… … !”
“What are you talking about? It’s wider there… . Last weekend too, you left your car parked strangely at night. Was there an announcement made back then? … … No, I’m not confronting you… .”
Poetry, poetry, poetry, shit… !
‘Why do you always park like that, right?’
ruined! It felt like the blood in her entire body was cooling. The lingering thought reminded her of what she had said just a minute ago, and she was struck by the thought of picking up what she had said. She lingered and waited for Ji-gu Yoon to hang up on her and came up with an excuse.
“Anyway, get out of the car and go.”
Jigu Yoon hung up the phone. Yeowoon took a deep breath and opened his mouth to try to sum up what I had said as best as he could.
“There’s no place to park around here… !”
Jigu Yoon saw me looking unusually nervous and snorted softly.
“That’s Okay. “There are a lot of places to park, but it’s a hassle to get into the parking lot.”
Actually, Ji-gu Yun didn’t seem to care much about what I said, but Yeo-woon’s words were stuck in Yeo-woon’s mind the whole time. To curse my family, and that includes my mother… . Ji-gu Yoon put her lump of dough in the refrigerator and was looking at his phone, not paying attention to Yeo-woon squirming in her restlessness. She seemed to be communicating with her mother, who was coming to pick up her car.
Pong!
“… … ?”
At that time, for the first time in a while, Yeowoon’s cell phone heard the arrival tone of Whole Blue Chat, and after a week, a message arrived from Earth Star.
「Earth: ㅁㅔlongㅇㅠㅇ」
“What is it, you bastard?”
Is it crazy to say that he disappeared for a week without a reply and is now doing it? It was so absurd that I just laughed. Yun Ji-gu, who had been contacting his mother with an expressionless expression, raised his head and expressed puzzlement at Yeo-un’s muttering.
“why?”
“… No, I received a strange text message from a friend I know.”
Yeowoon mumbled an excuse, turned his phone on silent mode and laid it face down on the table. Ji-gu Yoon, who thought he would ignore me like this, for some reason asked me again about the identity of that sound.
“Didn’t you just get a text message? “Why aren’t you replying?”
“I’ll do it later. “It’s okay because he’s not that important.”
“… … “Who is it?”
“I just found this person on the Internet.”
“What is it? game?”
Is it just a game after all? . Since I was skeptical about human relationships I met on the Internet, I didn’t want to talk about meeting people through games and exchanging messages, but I also gave up because I didn’t have much of a chance to make friends outside of games.
“Yes… yes. “He’s my gaming friend.”
“Are you close with that person?”
huh? Why are you asking this?
“not really… .”
“… Are you not close? why?”
“yes? just… “I’m not close with you.”
I just answered that I wasn’t that close because we weren’t that close. I wondered what was the problem.
“that… … “Aren’t we close enough to even contact each other?”
“no way. “It’s not like that.”
Ji-gu Yoon asked earnestly with an indifferent face. Although it was a topic that I wasn’t particularly curious about, Yeo-woon was excited because I thought it might be a sign of reconciliation.
“… “Wouldn’t that person be disappointed if I said that?”
“That’s Okay. “It’s probably not something you listen to anyway.”
“… … .”
“You can reply later, but right now I’m talking to Mr. Earth.”
Even though he tried to please her, Yun Ji-gu didn’t say anything after that. Without saying a word, he slammed the cookie mold on the rolled out dough, and Yeo-woon was just puzzled. Because he seemed to be in a bad mood. I couldn’t even guess where I made a mistake.
“Oh, the spirit is sleeping.”
The living room was so quiet that when we checked, the child stopped drawing while humming to himself and fell asleep with his cheek pressed down on the sketchbook. At Yeo-woon’s words, Yun Ji-gu took the blanket lying on the sofa and casually placed it on the child.
“Then I’ll just leave.”
I knew that I had been sitting down for too long. As Yeo-woon gathered his things and stood up, Yoon Ji-gu grabbed him by the back of his neck. At that moment, Yeo-woon got caught in his clothes and started gulping. Yun Ji-gu looked down at him and pursed his lips, but then couldn’t say he was sorry and continued what he had been meaning to say.
“… Take some cookies. “My nephew can’t eat it all by himself anyway.”
“… uh? Really?”
“Then it must be fake?”
Jigu Yoon tried to joke with me with a face that didn’t look like he was joking at all. Does he know how to tell jokes? Yeowoon stared at him with her eyes wide open. Yoon Ji-gu poured cookies onto a white plate and held them out on the plate to Yeo-woon.
“I will enjoy it.”
The golden brown cookies looked delicious. Yeowoon was secretly impressed. She studies well enough to go to Daehan University, and even her face is good-looking. She’s also good at cooking.
“… And, I’m replying to that from earlier.”
“yes?”
“… … .”
Ji-gu Yoon looked at Yeo-woon’s face and then moved his gaze to his hand. Yeowoon saw that the end of his gaze was on her cell phone and let out an exclamation.
“Oh, that? all right. “We’ll have to do it later.”
He also seemed to have a surprisingly meticulous side. Have we become friends at this point?
“I had a delicious lunch. Next time I… .”
Before Yeowoon could finish speaking, the front door slammed in his face. What happened to my personality? It was very difficult to become friends with the man next door. She doesn’t talk much and I don’t know what she’s thinking… . Yeowoon looked down at the warm cookies in her hands with a confused look on her face.
The girl next door gave me cookies
After a while, the answer came.
Have we become friends yet?
Jingle right; Yeo-woon Lee is ignoring reality again haha.
Miyeonsiㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“… … .”
Only then did Yeo-woon realize that he had been acting as if he was trying to attack Yoon Ji-gu. In fact, it seems like it was me who was playing the game, not Yoon Ji-gu.
***
Poseidon’s first battle to conquer Isis was a mess. As Illusion was an event prepared with great care, the game was played with a system that was quite different from the existing game system.
As briefly stated in the event description, simply put, it is a ‘castle defense game’. It was a system where you won by protecting your base, capturing the opponent’s castle, and destroying it. That means that you have to be good at both defense and attack to win. No matter how familiar you are with PVP, if you can’t protect the castle, that’s where it ends. Not all guild members were familiar with this castle defense system.
It was the same for the opposing guild, Romanos. They were as confused as Poseidon.
‘I’m so out of my mind. Hasn’t the genre changed?’
Everyone strongly agreed with what someone said in the entire chat. This was like an FPS game. Nearly twenty guild members were not assigned a single role and moved as they pleased. Because of this, some people died helplessly while moving forward, while others stood still and stupidly and died after being hit by the opposing guild’s AoE.
Poseidon won the first battle by a narrow margin, but if one more person had died or the durability of the castle had dropped by just 3 percent, it would have been lost in the battle for Isis.
I was wondering what the hell was going on and the game ended in a haphazard manner. Yeowoon glanced over the battle report and realized something. I don’t know what kind of cub it was, but one was responsible for half of all deaths.
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Wow, half of the deaths among our allies are just one person haha.
[Guild]neutaaaa: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny who is this?
Yeowoon shook his head at the cat’s words and clicked on the graph. Then, a death report in the form of a circle graph unfolded in detail, and the contributions and death shares of guild members were displayed in detail in numbers on the graph.
‘neutaaaa’
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Wow, half of our team’s kills are Newta!!!!!
“… … uh?”
… It’s really me, right?
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild]al0ha: Who are you?<<<< Hahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] neutaaaa: … .
[Guild] Kitty cat cat: Hahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Kidney Rat: ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: I am my enemy –neutaaaa
[Guild] al0ha: You’re talking like a famous saying.
It was me. I can’t believe I died so many times! If I hadn’t said anything, I wouldn’t have felt this shame. Yeowoon felt the heat rising to her face and pressed her cheek with the back of her hand.
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Oh, but Newta died more than the healer Cockroach!! Roach came in 2nd place.
[Guild] Park Hwibugrae: Haha, it’s so funny, but you’re Park Hwibugrae, but you can’t read Korean?
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅡㅡBroadcast work
[Guild] Cat cat cat cat: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss… thief
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: That’s awesome, you hit two people in one word… thief
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the art of work type
“… … .”
Cat Meow Meow Meow wasn’t doing anything wrong, but it was annoying for no reason. It’s not that I said anything wrong, but is it really necessary to spit out the results of a report like that for everyone to see? I have eyes too. I’m watching. When Yeowoon first heard what he said, she began blaming others, quietly erasing the fact that she had agreed with it from her mind.
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: It’s okay! Haha, but the important thing is that we won even though there were so many deaths of our troops. Because the result is more important than the process~!!!! We can do better next week! Newta, next time, don’t be rash and do your best so you don’t die like this~^^ Come on!
[Guild] Halloween Branch: Isn’t that Meg?
I’m sorry, but I did my best today.
[Guild]neutaaaa: Ah yes;
[Guild] Park Hwibeolae: Hahahahahaha look at the reaction
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: I guess I worked hard haha.
[Guild] al0ha: Captain, just stay still;;
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ Ajaaaja ㅇㅈㄹ
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: Gilma is the worst.
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: What am I?
It may not have been intentional. Captain Poseidon’s words were the kindest of these, but they were also the ones that hurt Yeo-woon the most. Still, he is a warm-hearted person who wants to encourage you. Yeowoon sighed with a bitter smile on his face.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Haha?
[Guild] Park Hwibug: LOL?
[Guild] al0ha: Haha?
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Are you crying?^^
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅡㅡ
Take back what I just said. These guys are all the same. Why are they so good at this game when everyone seems to be knocked out with just one hit? Was it just an illusion after eating? In fact, the one who appears to be the strongest here is himself, but it is strange that the number of deaths is the highest… . There was definitely some conspiracy.
[Guild] neutaaaa: I want to practice, but I can’t even practice siege warfare.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Ah, the guilds that ran the siege ahead of us in the morning are now in an uproar by suggesting that we make a practice mode right away.
After hearing those words, I immediately went to the Illusion homepage and saw that there were many people who wrote so much that the general writing was completely buried. If you click on the detailed information, you will see all the surgery, melody, vermot… . They were all guilds that had finished the siege today.
There were occasional reviews from people who watched today’s siege, but even when I searched with the lingering keyword ‘Poseidon’, I got the answer ‘Poseidon won.’ There were only a few posts like ‘If this happens, will it be combined with surgery? LOL.’ It’s not even the finals, so I wonder who would have taken a video and uploaded it as a spectator… .
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: I think… I think it will be faster to learn the meta by watching the video!
[Guild] neutaaaa: I’m looking for it but I can’t find itㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Do you think Earth Star will take a video every time?
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: ㅇㅇㅋㅋㅋ It seems like it’s almost become a habit since I was suspected of nuclear weapons… .
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: I might have taken a picture today, so I’d like to ask Earth Star… .
However, Earth Star left the game immediately after the siege ended. He came in without saying a word, only participated in the siege, and left immediately as soon as the victory sign appeared. Come to think of it, Earth Star didn’t even chat a word today. There was definitely something about him having a change of heart.
‘ㅈi9dal has accessed the game.’
At that time, Earth Star joined as a secondary character. I don’t know how the timing is so perfect.
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: I heard that even tigers will come if I tell them haha.
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: ? Me?
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Yes haha
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Heheung
[Guild] Cat Cat Me Cat: Why are you doing that?
Captain Poseidon, who returned to the guild room, used ‘Gather All’. All guild members were summoned into the guild room by Poseidon’s guild skill, and of course, the Earth Moon character with black dots under the Earth Star’s eyes was also summoned by the skill.
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Earth Star
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Nyuta has something to say.
Yeowoon was shocked at those words. I thought Captain Poseidon would personally tell them to release the video, but they even used the power of everyone to tell me directly. Earth Star came to sit in front of Yeowoon and used question mark emoticons one after another. The loud sound effects make my ears hurt.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Earth Star, if you filmed a video of the Isis battle today, could you share it with me?
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Why me?
The words just came out as if there was no hesitation. Yeowoon’s eyes widened at the unexpected reaction. ‘I didn’t take a picture.’ or ‘I’ll give it to you.’ She expected it to be one of two things, because she didn’t expect her to show that she didn’t want to give.
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: They said it wasn’t from Earth, but they answered today hahahaha
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Ah! I’m not from Earth, but I’ll hurry.
[Guild] Park Hwibug: It’s already too late
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Why the video?
[Guild] neutaaaa: I want to see why so many people die.
No matter what, it is a serious matter that the number of deaths is greater than that of healers. In fact, in the last 2:2 PVP, Yeowoon had more deaths than expected. If she hadn’t begged, ‘Please help me,’ she would have died five or six times more. This was not a problem that could be solved through practice. I had to watch the video dozens of times to find out what the problem was and analyze the cause.
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: With bare mouth?
[Guild] neutaaaa: What do you want?
[Guild] Ji9dal: Specifically? I don’t really feel like I’m being ripped off by a beggar… lol
For some reason, Earth was so upset today. Why is he like this these days? I didn’t even know that puberty was coming late. What do you have to give to Earth? Yeowoon looked through her equipment column and soon gave up. Earth already has everything, or there are only items that are not needed. What does Earth lack? As Yeowoon was thinking deeply, a thought passed through his mind.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Would you like my cloak?
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Even if I give it, it won’t go away;
[Guild] neutaaaa: Hmm… .
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: Wow, isn’t that a proposal?
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: It’s like he said he would give everything, but he was rejected hahaha.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Please, we are close.
The Earth Star, which was jumping above Yeowoon’s head, suddenly stopped in place. He moved and twitched pixel by pixel, and only after a brief pause did he speak.
[Guild] i9dal: We… Are you close?
[Guild]neutaaaa: ?ㅇㅇ
[Guild] i9dal: How much… ?
[Guild]neutaaaa: Damn
[Guild] Ji9dal: Don’t do that… Really how much??
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅈ~~~~~~~ㄴ
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Wow, you seem really close friends~
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Haha… lol
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: I really like it.
[Guild] al0ha: ㅈ~~~~~~ㄴ <<ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Park Hwibeolae: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Would I have been satisfied with this? Yeo-woon decided to wait for Earth Star’s answer.
[Whispering] Ji9dal: Are you serious about that?
Did it! If you reach a whisper like this, you’re halfway there.
[Whisper]neutaaaa: ㅇㅇ
[Whisper] ㅈi9dal: You’re the closest to me, right?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: ㅇㅇㅋ
[Whispering] i9dal: Is it true???
[Whispering]neutaaaa: ㅇㅇㅋㅋㅋ
I don’t know why he dwells on this, but at least what Yeowoon said wasn’t a lie. Fortunately, the person who talks the most in Illusion is Earth. I was at least a little closer to him than to Nyannyangnyangnyang, who actually helped me the most.
[Whisper] ㅈi9dal: Then
[Whispering] Ji9dal: You can call me hyung… ?
“… … ?”
Haven’t you heard something similar before? At that time, Earth Star asked me if he could call me brother. It was probably while I was talking on the phone with Whole Blue. As stated in the Poseidon Guild notice, the number one rule was ‘observe mutual respect/personal friendship is absolutely prohibited’. No matter how friendly they appear to be, they do not hesitate to talk to each other and speak respectfully to each other, and because there is no personal friendship within the guild, a harmonious atmosphere can be maintained.
Yeo-Woon shook his head, although his personal curiosity briefly arose as to what would happen if he stabbed Captain Poseidon with what Earth Star had said. After all, he isn’t the type of person who sticks to the rules so strictly.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: I could call you hyung^^
[Whisper] ㅈi9dal: ? That’s a bit;;
[Whisper]neutaaaa: But why?
[Whisper] ㅈi9dal: Don’t hateㅡㅡ
[Whispering] neutaaaa: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It’s okay if I call you but I’m just curious
[Whisper] ㅈi9dal: !!
The Earth Moon character jumped up and down in place. I don’t know what he called his older brother, but he was surprisingly cute. He was just obnoxious at first… . Of course, it’s still less than it was at first, but it’s still just as obnoxious. Meownyangnyangnyang, who was planting pumpkins in the crop field, suddenly looked back at the Earth Star, which was jumping around, and clicked its tongue, saying it was a bell.
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Should we keep it a secret instead? Don’t call me while guild members can hear… When we’re alone
[Whisper] ㅈi9dal: Why? ㅇ_ㅇ
[Whisper] Ji9dal: Why do you have to keep it a secret… ?
[Whisper] neutaaaa: Isn’t it a guild rule to ban bullying between guild members?
[Whispering] i9dal: Ah… .
Earth Star wrote an emoticon of enlightenment and clenched fists. A yellow light bulb flashes above your head and then disappears. He really had all kinds of emoticons. I don’t know how they know how to use things that suit the situation right away. … Have you registered an emoticon as a shortcut key?
[Whispering]neutaaaa: Why don’t you call me?
[Whispering] Ji9dal: Hmm… .
[Whispering] ㅈi9dal: I suddenly asked you to call me, so… .thief
[Whispering] neutaaaa: I can’t do it because they laid the board lol.
I feel stupid. Yeowoon muttered to himself and stared at the Earth, which was as solid as ice. At that time, a whole blue alarm sound appeared on the cell phone that was lying face down next to the mouse. When I unlocked the screen and entered the app, Earth Star had sent a dot to the chat window and was in the voice channel.
“earth: .”
“… … .”
It felt like almost a week had passed. Yeowoon looked at the blue circle indicating that he was online, and then he also connected to the voice channel.
-brother.
“… yes?”
-… … .
“What did you just say…?” .”
-… I said tongue, brother.
Earth Star suddenly cleared her throat, closed her mouth, and became silent. The sound of swallowing was picked up by the microphone. I was so embarrassed and suddenly my brother, Taryeong, got wind of something. Yeowoon chuckled and kicked the Earth Star character.
“Give me the video.”
-You wouldn’t know it just by looking anyway… . I’ll write down everything about Romanos’ skills and give it to you with a report.
“Do you have a lot of time there?”
-Even if you write it down, it’s a mess. … But bro.
I always hear people call me ‘nim’, ‘newnim’, or ‘hey,’ but when I suddenly hear them call me ‘hyung’, I feel embarrassed for no reason. It seemed like it was because Earth was twice as embarrassed as me. I couldn’t even count how many times he cleared his throat.
-Why that… No, why won’t you tell me?
“I wonder if it will become a habit. “If I’m caught talking informally to that person by mistake, I think I’ll be kicked out of the guild.”
-… I got it first. But are you really closest to me?
“That’s right.”
-Are you really not lying at all?
“What do I have to gain by lying to you?”
-… … But why… .
“huh?”
-… Heh, that’s it. it’s nothing.
It’s bland. Yeowoon snorted and smiled faintly.
“But Earth Star, why did you suddenly create an alt character?”
-uh? … Hey, I want to have some alone time… .
“Time alone?”
-There… Yeah, something like that. I have something to think about for a moment. Why!
“No, you can say it with words. “My ears almost exploded.”
The Earth Star looked embarrassed for some reason. … But what do you mean? If you have something to think about, just think about it. Why bother with an alt character? . Even kids like Earth think about everything. amazing.
-brother. I can hear everything.
“… … ,”
It can’t go on like this. Yeowoon opened an Internet window and searched for ‘How to change the habit of talking to yourself.’
A. Hmm, just talking to myself. In my professional opinion, as an aspiring medical psychiatrist, I think it’s probably a manifestation of depression. A case like the questioner’s appears in episode 68 of Naver’s webtoon ‘Dr. Jordi’. Meet some people. There is a saying that humans are social animals, right? If you meet a friend, everything will be resolved. Awesome friend!! Then, please accept the answer~^-^
The answer wasn’t entirely reliable, but even after looking at several other examples of questions, I couldn’t find a clear answer. … Is it really because it’s been a while since I met a friend? It’s been a while since I’ve had a drink with friends since I got a job. When I thought about that, my appetite suddenly changed.
Who wants chicken and beer at my house today?
Crazy guy, it’s Monday tomorrow, so call me yesterday~
I’ve been taking herbal medicine since last week haha.
Haha, I’ll eat alone. You guys are not true friends.
Don’t say anything^^ Stop sending messages, I’m with my girlfriend
10 years is a long time, let’s break up relations soon.
“… … .”
I felt like I had made the wrong friend. They say friends are for their own sake, but why are all my friends like that? Yeowoon had the opportunity to look back on his life so far.
***
Thoughts of chicken and beer were on my mind all day. After putting her game character in the experience hot spring, Yeowoon started vacuuming all over her house like she always did. As she did one of her house chores that she had put off, she noticed that she had run out of toilet paper and that she only had one bottle of water left.
“Ha, I can’t help it.”
If nothing else, water is a daily necessity. If you don’t buy it now, you might die tomorrow. Because people die without water. Yeah, of course… .
I have no choice but to go to the supermarket and buy toilet paper and water, and while I’m there, I also have to buy some snacks and beer. These are all daily necessities that are indispensable at home. Yeo-woon quickly changed her clothes, thinking about filling the empty refrigerator with alcohol. After checking to see if it was raining outside, he confirmed that there was no need to take an umbrella and opened the front door.
“uh?”
“… … .”
At the same time, Ji-gu Yoon came out from next door, dragging slippers. In his hand was a large garbage bag. As soon as he came out, he saw the lingering sight and his shoulders trembled.
“Are you going to take out the trash?”
“Besides, I need to buy something for a moment.”
In response to Ji-gu Yoon’s answer, Yeo-woon nodded roughly and pressed the elevator button. You can hear the elevator on the first floor coming up and the red numbers are getting higher.
“So… “Where are you going, at this hour?”
“Me?”
What’s going on? First, ask all these questions. Yeo-woon glanced at Yun Ji-gu as if he was surprised. The door of the elevator that arrived just then opened.
“Let’s go to the supermarket. “I ran out of water.”
“You can just use a water purifier.”
“I bought bottled water and drank it.”
“It must be heavy.”
“So I’m going to have it delivered.”
Ding. The door opened with a sound indicating that we had arrived on the first floor. Yeo-woon got out of the elevator, following Ji-gu Yoon, who got off first. After coming out of the building, Ji-gu Yoon threw the trash bag into the general trash can and turned around.
“… … ?”
“… … .”
Our eyes met. Yun Ji-gu, who was standing tall in place and staring at Yeo-woon, turned her body and began to walk slowly in the direction where Yeo-woon was walking. Yeowoon tilted her head, looking at his broad back. He said earlier that he had something to buy, and it seemed like he was going to buy it. Are you going in the same direction as me? Yeo-woon caught up with his steps and she stood next to Yun Ji-gu.
“Where are you going, Mr. Earth? “What are you buying?”
“jeon… shampoo.”
Yun Ji-gu hesitated before answering his words.
“The shampoo runs off pretty quickly! “Then are you going to the supermarket?”
“Well, I guess they sell it there too.”
“Great! “Come with me.”
“Is that so… .”
“… … ?”
What, did he eat something wrong? I thought you were going to scream that you didn’t like it, but why are you being so rude today? I feel an inexplicable sense of discomfort.
The sound of trudging along the bluish evening streets rang in my ears. Even the flickering lights of the street lights were drowsy. It was a familiar alley. Last time, I was walking in the opposite direction because I was picking up a lemon that Jigu Yoon had dropped on the street.
“Aren’t you going to run away today?”
“… … .”
Yun Ji-gu’s lips twitched at the question that suddenly occurred to him. Even now, he seemed to be hesitating whether to run away or not. How can people be so shy and like street animals? . Yeo-woon slightly averted his gaze for Yoon Ji-gu, who was feeling burdened and didn’t know what to do. The more I looked at him, the funnier he seemed. What had been such a scary first impression was now being forgotten.
“Mr. Earth.”
“why.”
“it’s nothing.”
“what. Then don’t call me.”
Jigu Yoon snorted. Normally, he would not even pay attention to what I said. Ji-gu Yoon starts ahead without realizing it, then looks back in shock, and then catches up with Yeo-woon again. It was a strange feeling walking along the empty streets.
‘What you looking at. ‘Why are you looking at me?’
Strangely enough… . Our eyes meet.
***
“Do you have a hundred won?”
“yes?”
“Do you have any money?”
“… … .”
Ji-gu Yoon blinked blankly, searched his pocket, and handed a silver coin into Yeo-woon’s hand. The coin is warm from his body temperature. Yeo-woon pulled out a shopping cart, passed Yoon Ji-gu, and started to enter the supermarket first. They’re getting ripped off. Yoon Ji-gu muttered as he belatedly followed behind Yeo-woon.
“Please come quickly.”
“… “Are you sure we’re going together?”
“Wow, watermelon is cheap?”
You can eat it all, right? Yeowoon picked up a watermelon the size of her head and put it in her cart. Yun Ji-ji’s eyebrows twitched as he lightly chewed her words.
“We’re having a last-minute side dish sale! 10,000 won for a six pack!”
“wow!”
Five packs of side dishes also fit into the cart.
“I do one plus one.”
I also put biscuits, which I often buy when I see them, in my cart. If you buy one, they give you one more, but you’re a fool if you don’t buy it. After going around three aisles, I couldn’t see the bottom of the shopping cart. And beer… . Yeowoon put the whole box of canned beer into the cart and looked around. Yun Ji-gu, who had been silently following him, asked quietly.
“excuse me. “Are you sure you came here to buy all of this?”
Only then did Yeo-woon look inside the cart and blink. She had no idea when she had packed so much.
“… … By the way, I enjoyed the cookies you gave me yesterday.”
“Are you changing your mind?”
“Did Young have a good time?”
“As you say that, you put it again… .”
“… “Go over there and get some shampoo.”
Yeowoon pointed with his chin to the area marked ‘Life/Health’. Yun Ji-gu glanced at Yeo-woon suspiciously, then walked away from her.
Yeo-woon took advantage of the opportunity when Ji-gu Yoon wasn’t looking and turned his attention to the ready-to-eat food that would become a snack. He put the spicy stir-fried chicken gizzard into the cart and covered it with the bag of snacks he had put in earlier to hide the fact that one thing had been added. Ji-gu Yoon returned with a large bottle of shampoo in his arms and looked through the cart. Luckily she didn’t seem to notice.
“Why do you buy so much alcohol?”
“ah. I was originally going to invite my friends over for drinks today… .”
“Friends?”
“Didn’t you see it before? “When I move in.”
“… … Ah, that slave… .”
“That’s right, them. … “I guess it’s because they called me suddenly so I can’t come today.”
“… … .”
Yoon Ji-gu took two steps away from Yeo-woon. Yeo-woon didn’t even notice that and he was heartbroken that he had to drink alone. By the way, I have to return the plate of cookies I received yesterday. I thought it would be a bit awkward to return the plate with an empty plate, but rather give it something with something in it.
Even if it’s not necessarily food, give something in return… .
“… … !”
At that time, something caught Yeowoon’s eyes. The moment I saw it, I thought, ‘This is it.’
“… what!”
“Gray is better.”
Yeo-woon looked at two things under Yun Ji-gu’s face, muttered to himself, and put down the white bathrobe in its original place. The clothes she was wearing right now were a gray T-shirt, so the gray bathrobe suited her better. She also put a dark gray bathrobe in her shopping cart for the man who was anxious to cover up his lingering body. You can’t even dream of it being your own, right? I’ll have to return the plate later and give it as a gift!
Ji-gu Yoon watched Yeo-woon walking with light steps towards the cash register from behind, and his shoulders trembled.
***
“Hey, you don’t have to listen.”
“I already heard everything, so what?”
Ji-gu Yoon made an absurd expression as he put down the results of Yeo-woon’s impulse purchases in front of the front door of Yeo-woon’s house. I decided to have bottled water delivered tomorrow morning and bring everything I bought today. Because he had so many items, he had to divide the box into two, but Ji-gu Yoon lifted the heavy box containing the watermelon and beer can boxes as if it were natural. The whole time he was waiting, he was muttering to himself, asking if this was why he asked me to come with him.
“Thank you, Mr. Earth.”
“… … what.”
“Oh, right. “I have something to give you, just wait a moment.”
Yeo-woon quickly entered the house and took out Yun Ji-gu’s plate, which he had previously washed and wiped dry. Then, she put the plate on top of the bathrobe she had bought earlier and handed it out to Yun Ji-gu, who was patiently waiting for me at the door.
“this.”
“… … .”
“You were surprised, right? It’s a gift. Wear it at the pool!”
It would be a very good gift for Yun Ji-gu, who still wears a swimsuit and washes her hair.
“… … At the swimming pool… A bathrobe… “You want me to wear it?”
“yes.”
“… … Are you sane… .”
“Is there anything that won’t work?”
“… … .”
“Not so good? If you put it on after washing up… . They don’t use pool towels and always use the ones they brought from home… .”
Yun Ji-gu’s eyes were shaking wildly.
“I bought it because it reminded me of Mr. Earth.”
“… “What do I think?”
It didn’t seem like he particularly liked it, but it didn’t matter. As soon as I saw it, I knew I had to give it as a gift. As I write, the day will come when even Yun Ji-gu will admire my insight.
“This… “I will accept it.”
“yes.”
Ji-gu Yoon, who obediently accepted the bathrobe after much agony, hesitated and then spoke vaguely.
“… But that’s all.”
“yes?”
“Let me make it clear now. I don’t care what they like or what their tastes are. … … Is it real? Because it’s private… “It doesn’t matter as long as it doesn’t bother me.”
“yes… .”
“But I can’t go any further than this. Do you understand?”
It was a small but clear voice expressing my opinion. You have all those aspects. Yeo-woon nodded, admiring the fact that Ji-gu Yoon knew how to speak clearly in his own way, rather than the content of what he said.
“we… “We’re friends.”
“… … ?”
“Just friends. “Let’s just sort it out there.”
Yeowoon froze at those words with his eyes wide open. Not anyone else, but Yoon Ji-gu. The guy next door is shy and prickly, and makes noise whenever he sees me. He reached out his hand to me first with a trembling voice. Is it a dream? Yeowoon even pinched the back of my hand, but it wasn’t a dream.
weird. When I first tried to talk to him a few times and get closer, he just got irritated and I wondered what kind of change in his mood had occurred.
“Mr Earth… .”
Anyway, I was so touched that he first asked me to be friends in a cheesy way… .
“why.”
“Then would you like to have a drink at my house to celebrate becoming friends?”
The shampoo I’m holding right now… Take the dishes home and leave them.
“I think all you have to do is come physically.”
As Yeowoon lightly glanced at Yunjigu’s body, his shoulders trembled. The gray-faced man took a step behind him and frowned.
“… hey!”
“I said let’s be friends. That’s my name, isn’t it… .”
“I don’t like it, I don’t like it! “I don’t drink.”
He returned to his usual Yoon Ji-gu, screamed loudly, quickly pressed the door lock code, and ran away into his house.
“no… “Then you can drink water.”
Yeowoon stared blankly at the closed door, then whined and entered the house, carrying the results of his impulse purchase lying in front of the door. Thirty minutes had already passed when she started stuffing her purchases onto the shelves and refrigerator.
After warming up the snacks and opening a can of beer, Yeo-woon sat in front of the computer and was able to see the appearance of his character abandoned in the middle of the snowy field after the hot spring ticket time had expired.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Why aren’t you sleeping?
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Ugh Newnim, is your dive over?
[Guild] neutaaaa: Didn’t you stay up all night all weekend? Are you not sleeping?
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: ㄱㅊㄱㅊ Damn if you go to school and sleep.
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: ㄷㄷBad Cat
Yeowoon clicked his tongue after checking the level of Cat Meow Meow in the guild window. I wondered if she was really just eating and playing games, or if she was really going to reach max level like this. He didn’t even give up and stuck with Valkyrie… .
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Newta, I called you earlier because I wanted to ask you something, but you didn’t answer. What are you doing here?
[Guild] neutaaaa: Since it’s the weekend, let’s vacuum… . I just went to the supermarket to buy something.
[Guild] neutaaaa: I’m in a trance right now haha!
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Oh, you don’t live with your family either.
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Wow, I sleep alone too.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Isn’t it a bit weird to drink alone? I was so bored.
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅇㅇㅋㅋㅋ So I asked the person next door, but he said he didn’t like it.
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: Huh, drinking with the neighbor? Are you close?
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: How far away haha I guess we’re close haha
“… … .”
If you look at the fact that I said let’s be friends first today… Do you feel like you’ve become friends?
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅇㅇ We’re close.
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: Wow, how can you do that? Haha, I don’t even know the face of my neighbor… .
[Guild] al0ha: I think Nyuta has a really nice personality. Normally, the national rule is that only Gaejinsang lives in the neighboring house… .thief
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Didn’t you say before that Earth Star also lives a pervert next door?
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Haha… .;;;;;
[Guild] Park Hwibug: Still not resolved? Hahahahaha
[Guild] Halloween Branch: 100th day of pet district origin ♥
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: ㅗ
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: How can you be friends with the person next door… I used to get annoyed because the guy next door kept smoking.
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: Haha, everyone who smokes at home should be put to death.
[Guild] Halloween Branch: I… Dedicated team member! Peppermint scent… .lol
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: I didn’t ask you?
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Looks like Mrs. Bugil is smoking at her house hahahaha
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: I heard you hung up.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: I got stabbed and said the wrong thing;;
[Guild] Park Hwibug: Death penalty #Let’s go
It seemed like only strange people lived next door to everyone. It’s not that Yeo-woon hasn’t met such people, but Ji-gu Yoon, who lives next door, was definitely a person who was far from such truths.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: But the person next door must be so pretty that I wanted to drink with them haha.
[Guild] Park Hwibug: But it’s a drama cliché to always have an accident after drinking together.
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Roach, please stop dramas and novels hahaha.
[Guild] Park Hwi Bug: It’s Park Hwi Bug;
[Guild] Cat Meow Cat: So you’re pretty?
[Guild] neutaaaa: ? I’m a man
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Ah haha.
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Hahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Drink red pepper and alcohol haha
What do you think? If you’re bored, we can drink together.
[Guild] neutaaaa: But he was handsome
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Ugh.
[Guild]al0ha: Oh yeah haha
[Guild]neutaaaa: It’s true
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Hahahahaha
[Guild] Park Hwibugae: ㄷㄷ… .
There was an atmosphere of disbelief. It’s true… . A kid who looks like that even asked to be friends today.
[Guild] neutaaaa: I’ve decorated my current character to resemble the one next door.
[Guild] al0ha: ?
[Guild] Kidney Rat: ???
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Yes?
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahaha let’s date hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] neutaaaa: No, it’s not a strange reason, I just like the style.
[Guild] Park Hwibug: Wow, I saw a novel like this on Tube yesterday. What was the title?
[Guild] Cat Cat Cat Cat: ?????????
[Guild] al0ha: Newta is no easy feat either.
[Guild] al0ha: Until recently, I thought Newta had unfortunately been given the Earth Star… It turns out that it may have been the opposite hahaha.
[Guild] Wandu Wanda: … thief
[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Run away to Earth!
‘Ji9dal has terminated the connection.’
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahahahahahahahaha Earth Star ㅜ
[Guild] Wanfan Wannah: ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ Real opening species
Why is the reaction like this? As with Earth, I couldn’t understand the psychology of the guild members at all. I think they just do it because it’s fun to make fun of people. Yeowoon sipped his beer and shook his head. It’s better to just pay attention. If you react for no reason, you will end up being made fun of even more.
***
Title: Reason why reservists want to re-enlist.jpg
Written by: Uncapitalized Character/Wizard
I have something to ask!!
1. Everyone!! I’m going to train a wizard. Is heal tree better or just empty tree better?
I’m not going to do anything real, so please recommend something that costs less money and is easy to play! ㅠㅠ
2. I’ve only reached level 20, but is it better to be a mage or another profession? I’m so confused because the words are all different… ㅜㅜ
3. How do I join a guild? I also want to try the siege event… .
Title: (Warning for long post) The reason the Guild Siege event is being canceled
Author: Sunset/Moon Fairy
Thank you for the viewsㅇㅅㅇㅋㅋ
Please make a practice game before guild siege occupation!
Title: Honestly, isn’t the siege system very different from the direction of illusion? Looks like it needs a patch
Written by: Hanje/King Saber
hello. This is Hanje, the guildmaster of Ranker Guild Surgery.
There is really a lot to say about this siege event.
Illusion is not a sex-busting flash game (lol), so I wonder if this kind of consumable content has any meaning. I had a hunch from the time the Siege War content was announced in advance, but are you going to follow the same route as the game next door? If you don’t want to end up like Little Fore and see the stock price cut in half, please reflect the suggestions of users.
1. Pre-occupation practice game function
Map base battles are possible all weekdays, but city domination battles are only possible on weekends. But does it make sense for the Conquest War content to end after just one round without even a practice game? I think at least we need to include content that allows guilds participating in the occupation war to practice on weekdays.
A cooldown is required when constructing auxiliary buildings to defend the castle during a defensive battle. While sourcing materials and building a building, guild members die and the castle is attacked… . The defense rate is higher if you just hit it with damage. Is this really the content direction the management wanted? Please remove the construction cooldown or increase the castle durability.
3. King Saber Barrier Nullified
King Saber’s barrier skill does not work at all. They said it was fixed, but it wasn’t fixed at all. If you read my article, there is an article comparing the damage with the barrier applied and the damage without it. It seems to be a map bug issue, so please fix it.
***
Perhaps because users were complaining so much on the bulletin board, Illusion added a city capture battle practice game mode during regular maintenance. Illusion users gave the game a thumbs up for about a minute, saying it was a god game that did a good job of gathering opinions, but as soon as a minute had passed, they changed their comments to say it was a probability manipulation manga game.
「Earth: [Go to video]」
About a day after requesting the recorded video, Earth Star sent a video link. It was a video filmed on the day of the occupation battle with the Romanus Guild, but it even had subtitles added and the video stopped for a moment in places where the afterglow died down. The explanation was so detailed that I was amazed at when it was all edited.
Every time Yeo-woon was caught in the field of view of the Earth Star, he was hit by the other person, and his eyes turned into X-shapes, and he was resurrected again and again. Unlike Earthstar, who eliminated her opponent’s guild members without any unnecessary effort, the afterglow was no better than a fly.
In addition, Earth Star linked each scene of Yeo-woon’s death and even added a comment to analyze the cause.
The part where he died after being hit by a normal hit from the healer staff.
>No, to the healer… ?LOL idiot… ㅇㅅㅇ This is just a case of death. It looks like there is a problem with the equipment. Please capture it and send me a picture.
The part where he suddenly died mysteriously while using a skill.
>The skill ‘[Hero] Shadow Clone (1 second delay)’ may be canceled by King Saber and Night Spear-type silence/stun skills. The skill is easily chewed up, so don’t use it unless you’re on cooldown.
As soon as he met the opponent King Saber, his stamina suddenly decreased to 0 and he died mysteriously.
>LOL Why on earth did he die? Increase the automatic potion use function to 70% health.
The part where Nyangnyangnyangnyang died righteously while helping him.
>?? Nyangnyang is doing well, so please disturb me.
The part that fell from a high place.
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“… … .”
I thought I would gain confidence after analyzing the cause, but instead my self-destruction only worsened. There was no specific reason for Yeowoon’s death, but it was all caused by a lack of control or understanding of skills.
This is why I don’t enjoy PVP… . Illusion is not a production game, but rather a battle-oriented game, so it was not only difficult.
「Earth: Tell me if there is something you don’t understand>_<」
There was also an explanation of the skills used by the opponent, and even the timing of Yeowoon’s skills was explained in subtitles, so there was no part that was difficult to understand. However, it seemed difficult to show any development in the afterglow with just this video.
“ㅠㅠWhat do you think my problem is in your eyes?”
「Earth: Hmm, it’s comprehensive.
“Earth: We can organize it all into one.”
“oh!!”
You only need to fix one thing. Yeowoon nodded his head eagerly and concentrated on his words.
「Earth: Starting at 00:00」
Yeowoon scrolled the video for the first time with a serious face.
「Earth: Until 08:29 secondsㅇㅇ」
8 minutes 29 seconds.
“… … what?”
This is the end of the video, right? So, it was a problem from beginning to end. Yeo-woon, who was seriously listening to her words, became angry.
「Earth: Hahahahahahahaha」
「Are you laughing?^^」
「Earth: ㅜㅜㅜ」
That’s very harsh. Yeowoon deleted her chat window where she had written ‘ㅗㅗㅗ’ and let out a sigh. This was not a problem that could be solved by pestering the Earth. They even gave me a video, so it wouldn’t be polite to curse any further.
“But if you practice, you will improve… .」
「Earth: Hmm?」
From the perspective of Earth, it seems like it is zero.
“It’s a shame, that’s your opinion;”
“Earth: What’s strange is that you’re not a vulture, right?”
“Earth: The deal loss rate is just average… .」
“Earth: Because humans are not machines and cannot make perfect predictions and use skills every time, haha.”
“Right? Haha.”
“Earth: But why does it melt?”
“It wasn’t at the level of melting.”
“Earth: It’s melted!>_< Change the armor to something with different options and try a practice game. I’ll tell the battery commander now.”
“Today?”
Not long after those words, a message arrived in the guild group chat room.
This evening, we will split up half of the guild members and practice before taking over. If you would like to practice individually, please log in briefly after 8 o’clock. I’m going to play several rounds, so it’s okay if you come late. It’s not compulsory! Please only participate if you have time^^
Working overtimeㅠㅠ
(picture)
Late night snackㅠㅠ
Late night snack hahahahahahaha
ㅡㅡ
I went out to watch a movie with my friends! I’ll be there soon
Everyone, don’t be overly immersed in this useless life and buy some games.
In addition, there were about ten guild members who expressed their intention to participate. Since it was a weekday, there were many more people who could not participate due to the sudden notice of practice. However, Yeowoon knew that this practice game was created because of me, so he felt a little burdened by the remoteness of Earth. It didn’t end there.
「Earth: Please release the ban on equipment that can be worn regardless of occupation!」
To prevent hacking, Illusion had a function that placed a ban on valuable items, making them impossible to trade right away. Items with a ban cannot be transferred to others, and it takes as little as 24 hours to as long as 48 hours to lift the ban.
「Earth: It can be traded after 24 hours, so I’ll lend it to you tomorrow>_<」
However, Earth Star said that the ban on the items in my warehouse character was lifted because of the lingering feelings. Aside from the class weapons, I know that the armor alone costs a huge amount of money. Yeowoon froze for a moment when he saw the capture that Earth Star had sent saying that the ban had been lifted.
“… “What if I get away with it?”
I was grateful that they added subtitles to each video, but I couldn’t understand why they were trying to lend me equipment that they said would never be sold. If it were me, I wouldn’t lend expensive equipment to someone no matter how close I was.
“Why do you care so much?”
“Earth: If you die too many times, you lose.”
“I see”
I didn’t really think that my equipment was incredibly expensive. The guild must win the conquest war, and if Yeowoon’s death affects the outcome, he can even lend expensive equipment. To put it simply, it means that Earth is crazy about winning and losing games.
「Earth: But where on earth are you now? Why doesn’t the illusion come on?”
“I’m still outside… .」
「Earth: Why? “I went out first.”
“Where are you going?”
「Earth: Ah」
「Earth: Ugh」
「Earth: Yes」
「Earth: Yesterday」
As if writing and deleting a message, the other person’s chat page says ‘… ‘ The mark appeared and was erased repeatedly.
「Earth: After leaving the game」
“The word ‘Earth:’ haha.”
Did you hesitate so much to say this one thing? And why are there so many typos all of a sudden?
「Earth: So where are you coming? Haha」
“… “When are you coming in?”
Yesterday, I was so sleepy that Yeo-woon disconnected first, and that seems to be why he said this. It’s not even a day or two that I turn off the game first. Is there a rule that if I leave early the day before, I have to log in earlier today? He’s a weird guy. Yeowoon chuckled and sipped the half of her coffee. She emerged from the pool half-dry, her hair slightly wet at the ends fluttering across her forehead.
「Let’s go in right away. “Because it’s in front of my house.”
「Earth: Huh? “Where is it in front of the house?”
“I went to the gym and then came to the cafe.”
But did you change the coffee beans? It feels much more flavorful than the original coffee. Yeowoon looked blankly at the counter, and made eye contact with the female employee inside. She came often because it was right in front of my house, so she was familiar with the people who worked at Cafe Earth. He smiled faintly at her and turned his attention back to his phone.
「Earth: What cafe??」
「Earth: Why kkpe?」
「Earth: That’s the house… .」
「? Anmul」
「Earth: Why did you go? Is there anyone waiting for you?」
What are you talking about earlier? He goes to a cafe to meet people. Let’s go get a drink.
“Earth: Why is it God?”
「Earth: Over there??」
「Earth: Brother… .」
“Earth: Who are you really waiting for?”
“Earth: Why aren’t you replying?”
「Earth: While reading!!」
It’s so fucking loud. How do I get rid of the app message vibration function? Instead of wandering through her settings window, Yeo-woon decided to come back and kill the troublesome Earth Star first.
“It’s noisy. “Obsessed.”
“I didn’t come here to meet anyone.”
“I only drank one cup of coffee today and I was craving caffeine.”
“I’ll be gone soon, so don’t fuss.”
「Reply」
Yeowoon put the coffee he was drinking on the table, grabbed his wallet and headed to the counter to buy a drink to take home. She exchanged greetings with a familiar cafe employee and ordered a hot Americano. The cell phone, placed carelessly on the table, vibrated and a message pop-up window appeared on the screen.
“Earth: Why are you angry at me?”
***
Before going up to the house, Yeo-woon glanced towards the resident’s mailbox to take the accumulated mail with her, but when she saw a stranger, she blinked. On this hot summer day, a person wearing a black hood was rummaging through mailbox number 902.
“hello.”
“… … .”
Yeo-woon approached him first, wondering if he was a resident, and said hello, but he only shook his shoulder without even looking at him. Yeowoon looked down at him and realized something.
“Are you the person who lived in room 902?”
“to?”
Occasionally, mail would arrive in room 902 under the name of someone other than Yeo-woon’s name. It seemed like the name of someone who lived there before. It seemed like I had missed a few address changes while moving.
“I just moved into room 902. I put all the items that came in error in the return box… .”
Yeo-woon looked down at the mail in the man’s hands. She must have been looking at the mail one by one, and she found it filled with card payment bills with Yeowoon’s name on them, and even advertising flyers.
“Would you like to give it to me for a moment?”
Yeo-woon almost took the mail from him and went through it one by one, looking for something that wasn’t in his name and decided to give it to the man.
Lee Yeo-un, Lee Yeo-un, Lee Yeo-un, subscriber, what is it? It’s all mine. Yeo-Woon Lee, Yeo-Woon Lee, Yeo-Woon Lee, Customer Yeo-Woon Lee… . … … Yoon Ji-gu?
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong, but is there any special mail you’re looking for? “Please leave your number and I will contact you when I arrive.”
“no. That’s it.”
“Or should I send it to you? “What is your home address?”
“It’s done.”
The man hit Yeowoon’s shoulder with his own and hurriedly left the building. What was in such a hurry? As soon as I left the building, I saw him putting his hat down and running away. He seems to be very shy. Yeo-woon turned her head with a confused look on her face and put her mail that had arrived for Ji-gu Yoon back in her box 901.
It seems that the postman was in a hurry and made a mistake in sorting the items. Anyone can make mistakes.
***
‘neutaaaa has joined the game.’
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Hello~^^
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Hahaha
[Guild]al0ha: Haha
[Guild] Halloween Branch: Did you get here quickly?
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: haha
[Whispering] i9dal: Why are you so late ㅡㅡ
It’s not too late, is it? If you logged in within 30 minutes of receiving the last message… . Isn’t it fast? Yeowoon muttered as she wiped her wet hands on a towel.
The guild members were all gathered together in the guild room and playing. Catfish watering crops and Halloween eggplant plucking mature crops. And the Park Hwi bug that sits and dives… .
[Guild] ㅈi9dal: Cheoneulrim
‘Ji9dal has terminated the connection.’
‘ㅈi9Star has accessed the game.’
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: It’s so fast.
Earth Star, who returned to the main character with a speed option, flew around the guild room at a speed that made it difficult to see the character properly. Fly. It’s really crazy… . Yeo-woon stopped looking at the stars and shook her head.
[Couple] ㅈi9Star: Unpack the equipment.
Yeowoon granted permission to view the equipment as told by Earth Star to ‘all’. It wasn’t a piece of equipment with particularly great options, but since everyone blocked the device viewing function, I thought I should do the same, so I blocked it.
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Can I ask you just one question?>_<??
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: What did you do at the cafe?
[Couple]neutaaaa: How do you like my equipment?
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: What have you been doing to come so late? Is it because you just want to come up and you start to regret it? Is that why? Haha
Who cares?
[Couple]neutaaaa: First, let’s go for a run with the current equipment. Just be careful about skill cancellation, right?
[Couple] ㅈi9 Byul: Wow, you chew your words freely?
Because it’s not worth dealing with. Moreover, if the Earth reacts, it will react in the same way, so the correct answer was to just ignore it. Earth Star kept muttering that she had a bad personality and that she regretted it, but Yeo-woon, as always, didn’t even respond. It was almost like a visual ASMR for Earth Star to have meaningless chatter, as it was an everyday occurrence.
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Well, it looks like we’ve all gathered together. Shall we start a practice game?
[Guild] Halloween branch: ㅇㅇ
Captain Poseidon spoke to the NPC and selected the siege practice mode. It seemed like he divided the teams arbitrarily.
The afterglow was on the same side as Earth Star, and on the other side were King Saber, Halloween Branch, and Cat Meow Meow. A red light came on in the guild room, which was filled with gentle green light.
You have selected ‘Practice Guild PVP Conquest Ver. (Isis). Points earned in practice matches are not reflected in the guild ranking.’
‘Go to the event map.’
[Party] Captain Poseidon: I think it would be better to first learn the pre-conquest meta first.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: About one or three rounds? We will first test the efficiency of the arrangement of the auxiliary buildings.
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Huh?? I came back after brushing my teeth.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: It hasn’t started yet haha.
The Earth Star began destroying small bricks flying around the map. The castle that guild members had to protect was automatically built when the bricks were destroyed.
The problem was the annex building.
Victory and defeat seemed to largely depend on the level of the supply depot, which produced small robots to assist allies’ attacks, and the level of the hospital building, which restored the efficiency of healers and the stamina of all guild members. Yeo-woon also saw that someone had recorded the surgery battle, and the surgery barely achieved victory with an offensive strategy that focused only on the supply depot without building a hospital.
However, the method used by the surgeon was not necessarily the correct answer. As everyone pointed out, the number of guild member deaths was so high that the guild only won by 2 points compared to the opposing guild. I felt that the hospital building must be built even if it was of a low level.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: First, I will only take photos of the hospital building up to level 2. Park Hwi, please check the difference in heel amount.
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Yes~! Haha
[Party] neutaaaa: Cockroach, fighting
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: Fighting?
[Party]al0ha: Hahahahahahahahaha
Yeo-woon, who was not guilty of cheering but could not even get his money’s worth, kept his mouth shut. In fact, it was intentional… . She thought it was ridiculous that she gave herself a nickname like that and got upset every time she was called a cockroach.
The defense team, including Captain Poseidon, remained near the fortress and began discussing how to set up a supply station or hospital. As soon as the construction of the fortress was completed, Earth Star crashed into the gate and seemed to be waiting for the battle to begin. It seemed funny that he kept jumping up and down, as if he couldn’t stay still even for a moment.
‘The battle has begun!’
Just like last Sunday, a loud trumpet sound sounded. Yeoun turned his back on the defense team, who had begun to study the efficiency of the annex building construction, and began to run along the Earth Star. Everyone had their own goal that they wanted to test out in the practice game, and in Yeowoon’s case it was ‘not to die as much as possible’.
‘Ji9Star has begun attacking the enemy’s fortress!’
The Earth Star, which was flying at a much faster speed than others, seemed to have already reached the enemy camp. It was seen that the durability of the opponent’s castle was being gradually reduced. Valkyrie’s weakness is simple. Although the single damage is strong, it is also easy to avoid. Yeo-woon jumped up to avoid the chains of the cat that was coming in front of him, and at that moment, his back was broken by Halloween Eggplant’s fist.
Yeo-woon was embarrassed that half of his stamina was lost in an instant and hid behind Park Hwi-rae. He repeatedly pressed the stamina potion shortcut key.
[Party] Park Hwibug: ?No
While the potion’s cooldown was running out, Halloween Eggplant surrounded Catfish with a shield to protect it, and taking advantage of the gap, Catfish Catfish’s skill combined Bakhwibug and Yeowoon at the same time to inflict poison damage. Park Hwi Bug hurriedly tried to use the purification skill, but the dealer who was supposed to protect him while he healed was hiding behind him and drinking potions, so he collapsed on the field without even being able to use the skill.
‘Park Hwibugae passed away. 20 seconds until resurrection… .’
‘neutaaaa has passed away. 20 seconds until resurrection… .’
[All] Halloween Eggplant: What are you guys doing? Hahahahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwibugae: ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
It happened so quickly. While waiting for her resurrection, Yeowoon looked at the screen that had turned black and white and laughed.
[Party] ㅈi9Star: ?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwi Bug: This is my first time seeing a dealer use a healer like this.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: Why?
[Party] Park Hwibugae: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Nyuta used that as a shield and drank the potion all by himself;
[Party] neutaaaa: It’s not me. I only ate two.
[Party] Captain Poseidon: … … .
[Party] ㅈi9Star: Hahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] Park Hwibug: I was a fool who thought I would protect you and trusted you.
[Party] ㅈi9 Star: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Party] neutaaaa: No, I was so embarrassed… .
Being embarrassed is no excuse. Yeo-woon promised that he would never hide behind the healer from the next game onwards. After that, he played hard without hiding behind anyone, but the report that came out after the practice game was disastrous. This is because Yeowoon had the highest number of deaths among both teams.
[Party] Park Hwibug: Hahahahahahaha
Even healer Park Hwibugae laughed at Yeo-woon. Bad cockroach… . Yeowoon was in shock.
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: It looks like there is no defense applied to the equipment.
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: ㅇㅇ If you change the equipment, you will die less often
That said, I thought the number of deaths was too high to be considered an equipment issue. Last week, I felt like I was a nuisance for no reason. Yeowoon pondered for a moment and then asked.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Should I just skip Sunday?ㅜㅜ
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Yes? If they were going to reject me because I couldn’t do it, I wouldn’t have accepted them as a guild member in the first place. So please participate without fail.
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: ㅁㅈㅁㅈ!
[Guild]al0ha: ㅁㅈㅁㅈ
[Guild] neutaaaa: You’re saying you can’t do it… . ㅠㅠ
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: … … .
[Guild] neutaaaa: I guess that’s rightㅠㅠ
[Guild]al0ha: Hahahahaha
[Guild]al0ha: Hahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] al0ha: I fainted from laughter… .
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: I’d rather hit her lol.
[Guild] Park Hwi Bug: Affectionate Violence
[Guild] Halloween Branch: Gilma actually can’t say what she doesn’t like.
Anyway, I’m so sorry if you lose because of me alone… . Even if I couldn’t help, I didn’t want to be a nuisance. Everyone was giggling and laughing like nothing happened, but Yeowoon couldn’t help but laugh. Then, Earth Star noticed that Yeo-woon was speechless and called out to her.
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: How long have you been playing Little Foret?
[Guild] neutaaaa: Two years? Did you… .
Yeowoon counted the time with his fingers. She seemed to have been doing it for about two years. She doesn’t remember exactly… .
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: But why don’t you know the most important thing when playing games?
[Guild] neutaaaa: ??
[Guild] Cat Meow Cat: What is it? skill?
[Guild] neutaaaa: ㅠㅠ
[Guild]al0ha: Hahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Halloween Branch: New, I stayed still and got hit again.
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: Bad Cat;
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: More important than skill. Even if you have skills, if you don’t have this, you won’t be able to play the game for long.
[Guild] Cat Cat Me Cat: Personality?
[Guild] Park Hwibug: Hey, that’s just me.
[Guild] Halloween Branch: ? Then everyone but me has to quit the game.
[Guild] al0ha: Huh, it seems like I’m the only one here with personality? Haha
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Do you have a conscience? Except me ^^;
All the guild members started bragging about their personalities. Nyangnyangnanyang, who picked up trash on the side of the road again today, and Park Hwibuglae, who called her parents to say hello. It’s just Halloween that says he’s actually kind. However, Yeo-woon seemed to be the only one here with proper character.
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: Skill x Personality x
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: It’s someone else’s fault
[Guild] Park Hwibeolae: Ahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: It’s essential… .
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: I agree.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Still, I think they lost because of meㅜㅜ
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: You lost because of me (x) You lost because of that one meal (o)
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: Try it
Try it? What do we do… . I’m not good at things like blaming others. Yeowoon entered the chat without hesitating even for a moment.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Ah, the little cockroach died because it didn’t function as a shield properly.
[Guild] Park Hwibug: ?
[Guild] Halloween Branch: Good;
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: Hahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] al0ha: Learning ability is impaired
[Guild] Kitty cat cat: ㅅㅂㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: I will add it to the guild notice.
Everyone except Park Hwibug encouraged Yeowoon. After realizing that even if she didn’t do well, it would be okay if she blamed others, she felt much more at ease. After a while, ‘blame others’ was added to the guild notice. Feeling much better, Yeo-woon regained her calm.
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: ㄱㄷㄱㄷ
‘Ji9 Star has terminated the connection.’
After going out for a while, Earth Star went to the warehouse character and mailed Yeo-woon some pieces of equipment that were not banned. Yeowoon left the guild room for a moment, and she visited the postman in the guild corridor to receive the armor given by Earth Star.
Although the contents of the mail were all listed as ‘miscellaneous items’, they were all items with an S+ rating. It’s too good to be called a miscellaneous item… .
“… … ah. “I have to return it later.”
It would be difficult if the equipment were randomly mixed up in the equipment window. Instead of trying to put on the equipment without thinking, Yeowoon started taking off all the items he had bought at the fashion shop. As he took off the transparent hat, transparent gloves, and transparent stockings, as well as the training clothes that covered the armor, he could see at a glance what kind of equipment he was currently wearing.
Yeowoon took a screenshot of his current equipment and took another screenshot after wearing the equipment lent by Earth Star. This makes it much easier to compare and return items later. Anyway, the purpose of today’s practice game was to ‘compare equipment options’, so this version was much better for comparing options.
When he entered the guild room again, looking like he was making a clanking sound every time he walked, the guild members giggled at the lingering sight.
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: ?
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: What does that look like?
[Guild] Cat Meow Cat: Mom;;
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: 1st Army friend hahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Halloween Branch: It’s back like before… ㅠㅠ
[Guild] Park Hwibeolrae: No, put some clothes on hahahahaha Meanwhile, I won’t take off my cape again.
[Guild] neutaaaa: That’s… my pride
[Guild] Park Hwibug: What are you doing now after customizing it to look like the person next door?
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: ;;
Do you know? Ji-gu Yoon wouldn’t even know anyway. Even if you were suspicious after seeing it, you could just say no.
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: ㅅㅂ
[Guild] ㅈi9Star: I want to quit the game
[Guild] al0ha: Why are you kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?
[Guild] Cat Meow Meow Meow: Earth Star, why hahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] neutaaaa: That’s so weird;;
Anyway, these people are tired. It’s easier to compare equipment when you see armor like this.
However, Yeowoon decided to reflect, to some extent, the wishes of Earth Star, who lent me the equipment. Armor should be as unobtrusive as possible… . I picked up a random fashion item from the equipment window and put it on.
[Guild] neutaaaa: Are you done?
Yeo-woon’s character, wearing a black cape over sloping armor and a bright red royal ribbon on top of his head, jumped up and down in place.
[Guild] Poseidon Captain: Hahahahahaha Qㅠㅠ
[Guild] Kitty cat cat: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] al0ha: I’ve regained my original intention
[Guild] ㅈi9 Star: ㅅㅂlose your original intention;
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] Park Hwibug: Hahahahahahahahaha
Looking at everyone smiling, it seemed like they could bear it with their helmets on.
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Title: (Pictured) What is this in the 3 houses of Athens Seop?
Written by: Thump Thump/Shadow Warrior
I’m currently in a 3-channel guild corridor.
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If you look at his weapons, he looks like a hero, but his skin color, plastic surgery, hair, and clothes are all expensive. What are you doing… ? I hear you go around the village like this. Isn’t it embarrassing? If it were me, I’d rather take it all off.
Is it possible that I can’t keep up with the trend after returning after such a long time? Are see-through looks popular among old people these days? Are transparent shoes, transparent hats, etc. all items that are in stock?
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